Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets delicious Knight Radiant cake.

Inserts a newspaper.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Gets an iPhone 13.

Inserts Moash.

[AonDoor he/him]

Gets Leshwi.

Inserts a fiddler crab.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Gets a confused Eshonai.

Inserts Nahel Bond.

[AonDoor he/him]

Gets a dead spren.

Tries to insert a sphere, but it doesn't fit. (Though a fiddler crab fit somehow.)

Inserts a chasmfiend.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Gets an oversized chull.

Inserts two emerald broams.

[AonDoor he/him]

Gets a diamond chip.

Inserts a spoiler box.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Gets (RoW)

Spoiler

Thaidakar, Lord of Scars.

Inserts Kelsier.

[AonDoor he/him]

Gets The Church of The Survivor.

Inserts a tuft of Einstein's hair.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Gets a  emoticon.

Inserts .

[AonDoor he/him]

Gets a half-shard.

Inserts the half-shard I stole from @Ookla the Confused.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Gets Adolin’s Shartplate.

Inserts AonDor.

 

[AonDoor he/him]

Gets a nice, heavy wooden door.

Inserts a reverse lashing.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Starts whipping themself.

Inserts a carrot cake.

[AonDoor he/him]

Gets a Hoed Elantrian.

Inserts four live chickens.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets Awakened chicken soup.

Inserts a snoring sheep.

[2EmLee2]

Gets the urge to jump over the sheep.

Inserts a pair of pointe shoes.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Gets a pair of sneakers.

Inserts a lock of Vin's hair (don't ask).

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets murdered.

Inserts Forum Games and Random Stuff.

[2EmLee2]

Gets an RP

Inserts @Ookla the Nonookla's right ear.

[Enter a username]

Gets @Ookla the Nonookla's left leg

Inserts @Ookla the Ballerina

[2EmLee2]

Gets my wrath for all eternity.

Inserts a fully lit and decorated Christmas tree.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Gets an invitation to a tree-trimming party.

Inserts doggo

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets Robin running away.

Inserts umbrella.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Gets a rainjacket.

Inserts the False Knight.