Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets brand-new copy of tEotW.

Inserts a picrew.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Gets Arika from Chosen.

Inserts Shardblade.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets Shardfork.

Inserts Siri.

[The Unknown Medallion he/him]

Gets broken record and a note saying "Input returned due to error"

Inserts albino aviar

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets Darth Vader.

Inserts TwiLyghtSansSparkles.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Gets the highest power in the universe ever

inserts your mom

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets the highest power in the universe ever.

Inserts a panda.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Gets the highest power in the universe ever.
 

Inserts a Calvin-and-Hobbes model toboggan.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets a bad place for a breaking-up conversation.

Inserts the Complete Calvin and Hobbes.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Gets a book that is too short.

Inserts red spider.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Gets blue spider.

Inserts anxiety

[Voidspawn he/him]

*ERROR. RETURN TO SENDER*

*inserts Moash-haters*

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Gets panic attack! At midnight! When you're trying to sleep! augh

Inserts red spider, @Robin Hatter @Ookla the Kijetesantakalu @ookla the quantificational

Edit: ninja'd!

Edited December 17, 2021 by Ookla the Confused

[Robin Sedai she/her]

why am I being inserted?

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Just now, Robin Hatter said:

why am I being inserted?

because you read xkcd i need someone to get the reference aughshsshshhsdwhudheuowdueqhd

[Robin Sedai she/her]

ah. Gets insects, because spiders have eight legs.

Inserts notifications.

[Voidspawn he/him]

10 minutes ago, Ookla the Confused said:

Gets panic attack! At midnight! When you're trying to sleep! augh

Just FYI I don't usually get to sleep until 1 in the morning or so

Gets subscribed to EVERY SINGLE NEWSLETTER THAT WILL EVER EXIST (past, present, and future).

*inserts myself*

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Gets Dustbringer

Inserts Nightblood.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Gets Dayskin

 

inserts au gratin potatoes and filet mingon.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Gains all investiture that Nightblood has ever consumed.

*inserts taxes*

[dannnex male]

gets audited

inserts lava lamp

[Voidspawn he/him]

Gets lava.

Inserts my life.

[The Unknown Medallion he/him]

35 minutes ago, Sequence said:

 filet mingon.

Ayyyy!

Gets a shardblade.

Enters multiple lives. Don't ask where I got them.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets multiple fish on hooks.

Inserts a babysitter.

[The Unknown Medallion he/him]

Gets a squashed baby.

Inserts spren flavored ice cream.