TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 We had another open house today, so we took all three pugs to the mall. It was Bruce's first time there, and I think that, from his perspective…. The mall is where all the world's people gather, often to feast upon Panda Express and soft pretzels. It is full of his fans, who stop at random intervals to adore him. Most of his fans gather in the JC Penney children's section and Hot Topic. He is being haunted by a phantom that copies his every movement, and for some reason only appears in reflective surfaces. The JC Penney jewelry department had reflective counter walls, and every time Bruce saw himself, he'd bark. Relentlessly. Fortunately, we weren't there long (we got him out of there as fast as we could) but I'm trying to train him not to bark at things like that. Now he's as tired as I am. He's snoring next to me. 5
Claincy he/him Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 We had another open house today, so we took all three pugs to the mall. It was Bruce's first time there, and I think that, from his perspective…. The mall is where all the world's people gather, often to feast upon Panda Express and soft pretzels. It is full of his fans, who stop at random intervals to adore him. Most of his fans gather in the JC Penney children's section and Hot Topic. He is being haunted by a phantom that copies his every movement, and for some reason only appears in reflective surfaces. The JC Penney jewelry department had reflective counter walls, and every time Bruce saw himself, he'd bark. Relentlessly. Fortunately, we weren't there long (we got him out of there as fast as we could) but I'm trying to train him not to bark at things like that. Now he's as tired as I am. He's snoring next to me. Dogs can be so awesome. Surprisingly, our border collie is completely uninterested in his reflection. I suppose he notices it but he doesn't care about it at all. 1
Kestrel she/her Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 My next essay is to write a personal narrative and I'm so happy because I haven't done that in like five years but I don't know what to write. 4
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 My next essay is to write a personal narrative and I'm so happy because I haven't done that in like five years but I don't know what to write. Lark: Being an Account of Their Meteoric Rise and Benevolent Reign of the Universe. 4
Allomancy she/her Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 ... guys, does Kaymyth know that her status of being forum mom has been challenged...? 2
Allomancy she/her Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 (edited) I think she is called Momspren. Her introduction was "New forum mom here" *dun dun dunnn!!!!!!!* Edited November 2, 2015 by Allomancy 2
Mistrunner Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 I'm so confused! Of course, while searching for that image I found what I thought was maybe a British version of the title... ...but wasn't. 5
The Honor Spren she/her Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 She's not my mother. No. She's mine. 2
Allomancy she/her Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 Of course, while searching for that image I found what I thought was maybe a British version of the title... ...but wasn't. I UNDERSTAND THAT! EEEEEEEEEE! (*girly fan girl squeal) 1
The Honor Spren she/her Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 Hey guys. Remember when Slowswift was so 1337 that Hoid was just unable to compete? 4
Allomancy she/her Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 (edited) oh dear. im a ghostblood Edited November 2, 2015 by Allomancy 2
+Slowswift Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 This picture is my life seriously nothing could be more accurate 2
Allomancy she/her Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 This picture is my life must organize... SQUIRREL!!!!! 5
Mistrunner Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 must organize... SQUIRREL!!!!! Which of course leads my very rational brain to the thought of "organize squirrels", which I then do instead of... what was I supposed to do again? 5
Allomancy she/her Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 Which of course leads my very rational brain to the thought of "organize squirrels", which I then do instead of... what was I supposed to do again? you sit here, you sit here... WAIT! COME BACK HERE LITTLE SQUIRREL! I WASN'T DONE SORTING 3
Mistrunner Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 you sit here, you sit here... WAIT! COME BACK HERE LITTLE SQUIRREL! I WASN'T DONE SORTING I love this conversation. Hey, a squirrel~! 2
Allomancy she/her Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 Oo! Oo! I know how to spell squirrel. Here goes: "Squirrel S... K... W... I... R... R... R... L... Squirrel!" 2
Mistrunner Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 Oo! Oo! I know how to spell squirrel. Here goes: "Squirrel S... K... W... I... R... R... R... L... Squirrel!" Just think what everyone else will think tomorrow when they read through this conversation. On another note... TWO squirrels! 2
Allomancy she/her Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 (edited) Just think what everyone else will think tomorrow when they read through this conversation. On another note... TWO squirrels! TWO!!!! Now we will never be bored! we have TWO squirrels! One squirrel, two squirrels, three.... wait, WHAT! There is another squirrel!!!!! They are multiplying!! Yeah. They will be confuzzled... Hey, that has the word fuzzy in it!! SQUIRRELS ARE FUZZY!!!!!!!!! Edited November 2, 2015 by Allomancy 3
+Slowswift Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 TWO!!!! Now we will never be bored! we have TWO squirrels! One squirrel, two squirrels, three.... wait, WHAT! There is another squirrel!!!!! They are multiplying!! That's the trouble with tribbles. 3
Mashadar Mistborn he/him Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 On a somewhat related note, when I did my time management course for Venturing, one of the goals was to recognize and control squirrels. It wasn't what I hoped for. 2
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