SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him Posted November 24, 2015 Posted November 24, 2015 Enough of actual problems. I just had to endure 30 minutes without power. I died a little inside. 4
Delightful Posted November 24, 2015 Posted November 24, 2015 *hugs everyone* Yay for people who can respect others! Tbh I waited till I could see this was a wonderful respectful site before bringing up anything like this. I didn't want to get hit by the antisemitic trolls of the Internet. Speaking of which though, at least two of my posts here have been silently downvoted - I suspect more than two but I'm not sure. Yo downvoters - if you have a problem out with it, and we can discuss. 3
kaellok he/him Posted November 24, 2015 Posted November 24, 2015 You could probably replace those question marks with anything and have it still make sense. 5. Giant squids make good pets, because motorcycles don't have doors. My friend's NaNovel this year features giant squids that are used to create a drug (it's fantasy; so far as I know, giant squids do not actually produce a chemical that acts like a narcotic when ingested by humans). And one of the characters rides around on a motorcycle. I am officially stealing this line and throwing it at her, to be included in the novel in some way, shape, or form. 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted November 24, 2015 Posted November 24, 2015 My friend's NaNovel this year features giant squids that are used to create a drug (it's fantasy; so far as I know, giant squids do not actually produce a chemical that acts like a narcotic when ingested by humans). And one of the characters rides around on a motorcycle. I am officially stealing this line and throwing it at her, to be included in the novel in some way, shape, or form. I am not offend! I am excite! 4
Voidus Posted November 24, 2015 Posted November 24, 2015 I am not offend! I am excite! But you still have to give her boots. 3
Delightful Posted November 24, 2015 Posted November 24, 2015 But you still have to give her boots. Or squid. Or motorcycles. 3
Voidus Posted November 24, 2015 Posted November 24, 2015 Or squid. Or motorcycles. Or cake. Because cake is awesome.
Delightful Posted November 24, 2015 Posted November 24, 2015 Or cake. Because cake is awesome.The cake is a lie. 2
Mashadar Mistborn he/him Posted November 26, 2015 Posted November 26, 2015 Could I have a couple of compliments, please? I'm feeling stupid lack of self-worth today and I could use some uplifting. 3
Kobold King he/him Posted November 26, 2015 Posted November 26, 2015 (edited) Could I have a couple of compliments, please? I'm feeling stupid lack of self-worth today and I could use some uplifting. You are brilliant. Just absolutely brilliant. I raised an eyebrow when you claimed to be sixteen--I've talked to a lot of sixteen year-olds on the Internet, and they are generally such a mob of selfish, petulant creatures wallowing in their own willful ignorance that I've had to slam the shutters of my mind against them for fear of total corruption. (To be fair, I think this about a hefty percentage of Internet humanity, but the very young statistically manage to exhibit the worst characteristics.) You're an exception. I speak no falsehood or flattery when I say I had you pegged as being in your late twenties. You are eloquent, well-spoken, rational, and overall a credit to your age and to your species as a whole. I salute you, and were I physically standing with you, I should like to shake your hand in a gesture of equality. You're awesome. Edited November 26, 2015 by Kobold King 3
Mashadar Mistborn he/him Posted November 26, 2015 Posted November 26, 2015 Thank you. I'm feeling much better today and that really helped. 1
Voidus Posted November 26, 2015 Posted November 26, 2015 Been nearly a week since my cluster started up again, still having to drug myself insensible every night. This time I haven't even been able to make use of that to make some hillariously random RP posts either since none of my characters are up. Does anyone have a hug? Or something fluffy? 1
Mestiv he/him Posted November 26, 2015 Posted November 26, 2015 Here, take this picture of me feeding a little cat 6
Voidus Posted November 26, 2015 Posted November 26, 2015 Here, take this picture of me feeding a little cat So cute and fluffy. By the way you have incredibly neat nails. My fingernails look like they've gone through a shredder a few times.
Edgedancer he/him Posted November 26, 2015 Posted November 26, 2015 Been nearly a week since my cluster started up again, still having to drug myself insensible every night. This time I haven't even been able to make use of that to make some hillariously random RP posts either since none of my characters are up. Does anyone have a hug? Or something fluffy? I doubt Bioterror or Impact are much for hilarity but maybe you could channel them in a Scribbler dream sequence? 9
Voidus Posted November 26, 2015 Posted November 26, 2015 I doubt Bioterror or Impact are much for hilarity but maybe you could channel them in a Scribbler dream sequence? If these don't gain 50 upvotes in the next 10 minutes I shall be extremely disappointed in the state of the Shard because these are all awesome. A Scribbler dream? That'd be horrible. Unless Epics can get normal dreams too, which I don't know if they can. 3
Edgedancer he/him Posted November 26, 2015 Posted November 26, 2015 If these don't gain 50 upvotes in the next 10 minutes I shall be extremely disappointed in the state of the Shard because these are all awesome. A Scribbler dream? That'd be horrible. Unless Epics can get normal dreams too, which I don't know if they can. Just concentrate on the squids and make it WHOOC. 2
Voidus Posted November 26, 2015 Posted November 26, 2015 Just concentrate on the squids and make it WHOOC. Perhaps I shall. Also, I'm only counting two upvotes Seventeenth Shard.
Kaymyth she/her Posted November 26, 2015 Posted November 26, 2015 Perhaps I shall. Also, I'm only counting two upvotes Seventeenth Shard. I'm at work right now (I know, working on T-day; we have to pick one major holiday to work - such is the curse of working at [REDACTED]) and the work servers do some strange things with some images on the Shard. About half of the images that get posted up just show as "gobbledygook.jpg" to me. Meaning that I can't see these glorious images that I'm supposed to upvote. 1
Zathoth Posted November 26, 2015 Posted November 26, 2015 Im starting to think that the name of the company Kaymyth works at is actually [REDACTED]. She is doing top secret government, protecting us from aliens, making sure no one finds big foot and keeping Elvis and Walt Disney alive stuff. Or at least she is reading the e-mails of people who are supposed to do that stuff, but she and Thirdgen are the only two competent people in the entire hierarchy of [REDACTED], thus the fate of all of humankind lies on her shoulders. She need not only stop alien invasions, but also make sure her stupid superiors dont doom us all by accidentally mixing coffee with the zombie virus. Right now for example she is defending the earth against the turkey uprising and manipulating the media to pay attention to everything but the turkey uprising. 4
Kaymyth she/her Posted November 26, 2015 Posted November 26, 2015 (edited) Im starting to think that the name of the company Kaymyth works at is actually [REDACTED]. She is doing top secret government, protecting us from aliens, making sure no one finds big foot and keeping Elvis and Walt Disney alive stuff. Or at least she is reading the e-mails of people who are supposed to do that stuff, but she and Thirdgen are the only two competent people in the entire hierarchy of [REDACTED], thus the fate of all of humankind lies on her shoulders. She need not only stop alien invasions, but also make sure her stupid superiors dont doom us all by accidentally mixing coffee with the zombie virus. Right now for example she is defending the earth against the turkey uprising and manipulating the media to pay attention to everything but the turkey uprising. Wow. I...I wish there was a way to favorite or bookmark posts on this forum, because this is one of the best things that I have ever read. (Seriously, I wish my job were this glamorous. Alas, the reason I'm so cagey has more to do with being able to vent about things without busting confidentiality. OR DOES IT?) Edited November 26, 2015 by Ookla the Indecisive 2
Zathoth Posted November 26, 2015 Posted November 26, 2015 Wow. I...I wish there was a way to favorite or bookmark posts on this forum, because this is one of the best things that I have ever read. (Seriously, I wish my job were this glamorous. Alas, the reason I'm so cagey has more to do with being able to vent about things without busting confidentiality. OR DOES IT?) Glad I can entertain. I find it way more awesome that your life is a surreal comedy series, so thats what I am going to imagine from now on. So my fellow sharders. Every time you enjoy a nice warm cup of coffee without turning into a zombie, every time you do not get transformed into a potted plant by aliens and every time mechazombiedinosaurninjahitler does not eat your dog, think of the one who makes sure we can all live our lives without having to fear hat Rod Serling would suddenly start to narrate it. I'll stop now... I dont want the others to think that you have gone insane because you are laughing too loudly, or realize that security has been breached... 1
Kaymyth she/her Posted November 26, 2015 Posted November 26, 2015 Glad I can entertain. I find it way more awesome that your life is a surreal comedy series, so thats what I am going to imagine from now on. So my fellow sharders. Every time you enjoy a nice warm cup of coffee without turning into a zombie, every time you do not get transformed into a potted plant by aliens and every time mechazombiedinosaurninjahitler does not eat your dog, think of the one who makes sure we can all live our lives without having to fear hat Rod Serling would suddenly start to narrate it. I'll stop now... I dont want the others to think that you have gone insane because you are laughing too loudly, or realize that security has been breached... You are my most favoritest eldritch horror. We here at Redacted, Inc are here to help! 2
Zathoth Posted November 26, 2015 Posted November 26, 2015 You are my most favoritest eldritch horror. We here at Redacted, Inc are here to help! The compliments, thank you XD Maybe I shouldnt be telling hilarious/terrible jokes in the problems thread... though hopefully I made someones day slightly better/weirder/funnier...
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