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Don’t tell me u sadist! I’ve been looking for hours! :rolleyes: I was like that sounds so familiar... At first I tried just entering all the words minus goat into google, and kept coming up with this: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”. And then I was looking at Einstein quotes about equations. Should have kept it simple...

Edited by PelekinikeleT
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Goat is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Goat encircles the world.
- Albert Einstein

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There are too many goat-stormed goats on this mother-goating plane!

Samuel L. Goatson

P.s.- it is really difficult to censor the words of Sam Jackson with goats!

 

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The only quote from Sam that doesn't need to be censored....May the Goat be with you, Goatways. - Master Sam L. Goatson of the Goat Council

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“True peace required the presence of goat, not just the absence of conflict.”
- N.K. Jemisin
 
"It is goat that is real wealth and not pieces of gold and silver."
-Mahatma Ghandi
 
All truely great thoughts are conceived by goating.
-Friedrich Nitzsche
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To show you the power of FlexGoat I sawed this Goat in half!!!!

-Phil Swift, on FlexGoat.

alright then, keep your goats.

-Goto Baggins, to Goatdalf.

Cause it's the Goater! Goater night.

-Michgoat Jackson

"WHERE IS THE GOAT SAUCE?!?!?!" And "THE GOAT IS RAW!!!"

Goatan Ramsey.

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"The three great goats to achieve anything worth while are: Hard goats, Goats-to-itiveness, and Common goats." Thomas A. Goats
 

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"Gonna goat em all."

"Time for a goat!"

“I am Sailor Goat, champion of justice! On behalf of the goat, I will right wrongs and triumph over evil, and that means you!”

 

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Do or do not. There is no goat.


What does that even goat?


"Are you Goat?" Kelseir said.

"Yes." The man responded.

Then he decked him.

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I'm sorry if that isn't the exact qoute. I haven't read secret history in a while.

 

 

Use the Goat Luke...

 

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Fifteen Goats on a dead goat's chest!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of Goats!
Drink and the goats be done for the rest!

Yo ho ho and a bottle of Goats!

-It's a Goat's Life for me!

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As long as there is goat, there is hope.


And the most important question:
Can goats loose the game?

Edited by Sorana
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Do or do not, there is no goat. -goata

Luke, I am your goat! -Darth Goater

Meesa GoatGoat Binks!

Your lack of goat disturbs me. -Darth Goater.

I'm faster than 80% of all goats. -Dwight Goat.

 

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