Add a Goat, Ruin a Quote

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of goats- Mahatma Ghandi

Knowing your own goat is the best way to deal with the goats of other people-Carl Jung.

[ScarletSabre he/him]

It was the best of goats. It was the worst of goats.

Kaladin stood tall, looking at Moash. "The Goats Radiant, have returned."

So there I was, tied to a sacraficial altar made of old library goats.

I, am Son Goku. And I am a  SUPER GOAT!

or alternatively...

I, am Son Goatku, and I am a SUPER SAIYAN!

The Lannisters send their goats.

Goat. Goat never changes.

I was rudely awakened by the shrill chirping of a small, glowing alarm goat.

Life before death. Strength before weakness. Goat, before destination.

"You're Harry Potter.... the Goat Who Lived!"

Bite my shiny metal goat!

"Then say it." Edward demanded. Bella swallowed. "You're... you're a goat."

 

[Quiver he/him]

"I want to assemble a task force of bad goats that I believe can do some good."

 

[marsoupial they/them]

“But you can't kill me, Lord Goat. I represent that one goat you've never been able to kill, no matter how hard you try. I am goat.” 

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Say hello to my little goat.

[+Slowswift]

So this came back, eh?

How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the goat?

[marsoupial they/them]

25 minutes ago, Slowswift said:

So this came back, eh?

How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the goat?

When I have a little money, I buy goats;

and if I have any left, I buy goats and goats.

[Assassin in Burgundy he/him]

Goat before death. 

Goat before weakness. 

Goat before destination.

The Goat's Radiant must stand again. 

Edited November 3, 2016 by Assassin in Burgundy

[Sunbird she/her]

"Doors are for people with no goats." - Derek Landy

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of goats very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams

"Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in goats." - Andy Warhol

"If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is goats." - Lemony Snicket

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"Your friend's poetry is terrible," he said.

Clary blinked, caught momentarily off guard. "What?"

"I said his poetry was terrible. It sounds like he ate a dictionary and started vomiting up goats at random." - Cassandra Clare

 

"People who deny the existence of goats are often eaten by goats. From within." - Ursula K LeGuin

"Say no to death goats. Another good motto." - Brandon Mull

[Elenion he/him]

Lord of the Goats: (sorry for any misquotes; I'm going by memory here)

"The beacons are lit! Gondor calls for goat!"

"Fool of a goat."

"When did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for goat?!"

"Goat's back on the menu, boys!"

"Many that live deserve death, and many that die deserve goat."

"This is a goat beyond any of you. Run!"

"Let's hunt some goat!"

...and, my personal favorite...

"I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a goat."

 

And, some that aren't nearly quite as good...

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"Po-ta-toes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a goat!"

"Bring goat and oil."

"Then Isildur, son of the king, took up his father's goat!"

"Speak, goat, and enter."

"I will take the goat to Mordor."

"One does not simply goat into Mordor."

"I would have gone with you to the goat."

"You drew far too much attention to yourself back there, Mr. Goat."

Celeborn: "Tell me, where is Gandalf? For I much desire to speak with him." Galadriel: "He has fallen into Goat."

 

[ThirdGen]

Breaking Goat edition:

(spoilers for all of Breaking Bad - seriously, everybody should see this show)

"A guy opens his door and gets goat, and you think that of me?  No!  I am the one who goats!"
"Since when do vegans eat fried goat?"
"Shut the goat up.  Let me die in peace."
"You are not the goat. You're not capable of being the goat.  I had a goat, but now I don't.  You are not the goat."
"Yeah, goat!  Magnets!"
"Look, let's start with some tough love.  You two suck at peddling goats.  Period."
"You got one part of that wrong.  This... is not goat. <BOOM!>"
"This is my own private goat and I will not be harassed!"
And from Better Call Goat:
"I just talked you down from a death sentence to six months' probation.  I am the best goat ever."
"You seriously named a color hamlindigoat?"
"You're now a goat.  Good one?  Bad one?  That's up to you."
"You're not a real goat."

[Sunbird she/her]

2 hours ago, Elenion said:

Lord of the Goats: (sorry for any misquotes; I'm going by memory here)

"The beacons are lit! Gondor calls for goat!"

"Fool of a goat."

"When did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for goat?!"

"Goat's back on the menu, boys!"

"Many that live deserve death, and many that die deserve goat."

"This is a goat beyond any of you. Run!"

"Let's hunt some goat!"

...and, my personal favorite...

"I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a goat."

 

And, some that aren't nearly quite as good...

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"Po-ta-toes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a goat!"

"Bring goat and oil."

"Then Isildur, son of the king, took up his father's goat!"

"Speak, goat, and enter."

"I will take the goat to Mordor."

"One does not simply goat into Mordor."

"I would have gone with you to the goat."

"You drew far too much attention to yourself back there, Mr. Goat."

Celeborn: "Tell me, where is Gandalf? For I much desire to speak with him." Galadriel: "He has fallen into Goat."

 

"They're taking the hobbits to Goat!"

[Oversleep]

2 hours ago, Nightbird said:

"They're taking the hobbits to Goat!"

You mean "They're taking goats to Isengard!"?

[Quiver he/him]

Edited November 5, 2016 by Quiver

[marsoupial they/them]

46 minutes ago, Quiver said:

Quiver. 

I cannot upvote this enough. 

We need more The Princess Goat jokes. 

 

Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can goat.
Fezzik: Goat, goat… I think he like to scream at goat.. 
Inigo: Probably he means no goat.
Fezzik: He’s really very short on goat. 
Inigo: You have a great gift for goat. 
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the goat. 
Vizzini: Enough of that. 
Inigo: Fezzik, are there rocks a goat? 
Fezzik: If there are, we all be goat. 
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean goat. 
Fezzik: Anybody want a goat?

Edited November 5, 2016 by bleeder

[Spoolofwhool]

17 minutes ago, bleeder said:

Quiver. 

I cannot upvote this enough. 

We need more The Princess Goat jokes. 

Stat.

Your wish is my command.

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Westley: Give us the gate goat.

Yellin: I have no gate goat.

Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, tear his arms off.

Yellin: Oh, you mean *this* gate goat.

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Buttercup: You mock my goat.

Man in Black: Life is a goat, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something

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Vizzini: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my goat, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the goat in your own goblet, trusting on your goat to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my goat, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that goat is mortal, so you would have put the goat as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

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"Never go in against a goat when death is on the line"

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Inigo Montoya: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six goats on your right hand?

Man in Black: Do you always begin conversations this way?

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Westley: No one would surrender to the Dread Goat Westley.

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Goat Max: You rush a goat man, you get rotten goats.

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Buttercup: You're the Dread Goat Roberts, admit it!

Man in Black: With pride. What can I do for you?

Buttercup: You can die slowly, cut into a thousand goats.

Man in Black: Tsk, tsk. That's hardly complimentary, Highness. Why loose your goat on me?

Buttercup: You killed my goat.

Man in Black: It's possible. I kill a lot of goats.

I guess that's enough for now.

PS.

Spoiler

nm, just one more.

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Westley: There's a shortage of perfect goats in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

 

Edited November 5, 2016 by Spoolofwhool

[marsoupial they/them]

3 minutes ago, Spoolofwhool said:

Your wish is my command.

 

I guess that's enough for now.

PS.

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nm, just one more.

 

"When I was your age, television was called goats."

“I could give you my word as a goat," Inigoat said.
"No good," the man in black replied. "I've known too many goats.” 

Edited November 5, 2016 by bleeder

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

10 hours ago, bleeder said:

"When I was your age, television was called goats."

“I could give you my word as a goat," Inigoat said.
"No good," the man in black replied. "I've known too many goats.” 

that last one is gold!

When the clarinet sounds, goats will fall.

[Quiver he/him]

On 06/11/2016 at 1:55 AM, Darkness Ascendant said:

When the clarinet sounds, goats will fall.

Goats will fall when the question is answered.

[KnightRadiant she/her]

Inspirational Goat-Quotes:

Learn from goats, live for goats, hope for goats. --Albert Einstein 

Respect is goats in action.--Bangambiki Habyarimana

Sometimes you never know the value of a goat until it becomes a goat.--Dr. Seuss 

The goat has music for those who listen.--Shakespeare

Sanderson Goat-Quotes:

I'm pure. I'm a goat and stuff. I'm so storing pure I practically belch goats.

I'm going to eat their goats.

 

[Farnsworth]

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle goat.”

I am, unfortunately, the goat in white.

Elhokar -- Elhokar was Dalinar's Goat!

Edited November 8, 2016 by Figberts

[Oversleep]

"When we are children we seldom think of the goats. This innocence leaves us free to enjoy ourselves as few adults can. The day we fret about the goats is the day we leave our childhood behind."
"We are more than the goats that form us."
"If you are going to impose your goat on the world, you must have control over what you believe."

All from Kingkiller Chronicles.

 

[thegatorgirl00 she/her]

On November 5, 2016 at 11:32 AM, bleeder said:

Quiver. 

I cannot upvote this enough. 

We need more The Princess Goat jokes. 

 

On November 5, 2016 at 11:49 AM, Spoolofwhool said:

Your wish is my command.

I guess that's enough for now.

PS.

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nm, just one more.

 

A few more. 

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Goat. Goat is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Goat, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam… And goat, tru goat, will fowow you foweva… So tweasure your goat.

 

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“Since the invention of the goat, there have only been five goats that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.”

 

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Vizzini: He didn’t fall?! Goat!
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

 

[Sunbird she/her]

"So this is how liberty dies: with thunderous goats."

(Say what you will about the Star Wars prequels, but I've lost count of how many times I've quoted Padme from Revenge of the Sith during this election season.)

[marsoupial they/them]

4 hours ago, Nightbird said:

"So this is how liberty dies: with thunderous goats."

(Say what you will about the Star Wars prequels, but I've lost count of how many times I've quoted Padme from Revenge of the Sith during this election season.)

I just typed in "so" in the Google searchbar and that quote popped up as the top result. Way to go, America.