Add a Goat, Ruin a Quote

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

9 minutes ago, The Honorable One said:

"I fell face first sir, and fortunately I'm particularly goat-headed." (idk what it is exactly, something along those lines)

I’m pretty sure that’s exactly how it is

[Keke They/he]

“Goat is dead but I’ll see what I can do.”

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

“And for my goat!” 

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

“Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,

Though its answer little meaning—little relevancy bore;

    For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being

    Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door—

Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his chamber door,

            With such name as ‘Goat.’”

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

"Rip and tear, Rip and tear your goats out!"

"Noooooooooo!!! I must kill all the goats! No John, you are the goats. And [then] John was a goat."

"Uncle goat (no family relation)"

"Here's something to remember: My brother has a very special goat"

"Now, go rot with your 'precious' goat. You fool, you should've let me Evolve."

Edited February 11, 2025 by Just_a_Fan

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

The GoatStorm approaches 

[Soulbinder she/her]

Some Epic the Musical quotes:

"There are other goats of persuasion... there are other goats of controoool!"

"Get in the goat."

"Then I'll become the goat! I will deal the blow!"

"Let him goat! Please! Let him gooooooat!"

"I'm not sorry for loving goat!"

"He is a warrior of the goat!"

"This is my goatbyeeeee!"

"Hold your tongue now! His goat's my friend!"

"Don't tell me you're not the same goat!"

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

The Goats, Terry Pratchett edition.

"In ancient times goats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this."

"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put goats in it."

"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set him on fire and he'll be a goat for the rest of his life."

"Do you know a man is not a goat while his name is still spoken?"

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

3 hours ago, Just A Silvereye said:

The Goats, Terry Pratchett edition.

"In ancient times goats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this."

"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put goats in it."

"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set him on fire and he'll be a goat for the rest of his life."

"Do you know a man is not a goat while his name is still spoken?"

"LORD, WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE GOAT MAN?”

[Soulbinder she/her]

"If I had a nickel for every time I've been doomed by a goat, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice."-- Doofensmirtz

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

“Goatlessness is mercy upon ourselves”

[Soulbinder she/her]

"A leader leads by goat not by force." --Sun Tzu