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In the Sixth of the Dusk area, everyone is given their very own Aviar and a machete. There are also tree houses scattered around the park, so if you hack through enough vines you might  find one. The tree houses also have Aviar chicks in them.

 

In the Elantris area, you can design your own stamps to take home.

 

In the Legion area, there is a gun range where you can find J.C. blasting rounds into silhouette targets. Their's also a live video feed of Stan the astronaut in his satellite. 

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*smashes upvote button with a hammer.*

*cries over shattered tablet*

Seriously though, this would be way cool. An awakening show where the color drains out of the stage of when they awaken would be awesome. I also think a rithmatist dark ride with an interactive queue where you draw symbols and fight fellow park-goers in duels. Also, an Alcatraz area split into the hushlands and everywhere else. The hushlands has an air conditioned library to hide from the sun and the other part has fantastic glass and paper animatronics.

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I vote it be a guy dressed like Steelheart who lifts them up by the collar, leans into their faces, and informs them of this fact in the harshest, most intimidating voice he can muster. They can then be reminded of this fact by actors portraying Fortuity, Nightwielder, Regalia, and Obliteration for the rest of their trip. :P

As long as I get to be obliteration, I'll work here for free.

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At the Reckoners entrance, can we have approximately four dozen signs reminding guests that it is not, and will never be, Cosmere? <_<

 

And one saying it is :P

 

Elantris:

The Seons should be helium filled balloons, on a transparent wire/string, which attaches to your collar, so then your Seon will follow you around the park.

 

Stormlight Archive:

The Sadeas Game Show. He presents numerous possibilities and scenarios. The contestants have to come up with new and interesting ways of stabbing each other in the back. Winner takes home a gemheart.

 

Lightweaver's Show. Some kind of video tour, with a (real life) presenter dressed as Shallan. She can use the power of Lightweaving (or, just good technology) to recreate images, show people what they look like with different colour hair, even show off Pattern and allow a glimpse into Shadesmar.

 

Mistborn:

Mistwraith Scavenger Hunt. This is one for the kids. You give them a list when they first enter Sanderland, and as they go around, they have to collect small items from a number of different places - One of Kelsier's bones, a Chalkling (or maybe just a piece of chalk will do), and Infused Gemstone, and so on. Then, when they have completed the hunt and return all of the items, they receive a prize - a Blessing, maybe a certificate containing the First Contract, and a Kandra name for them.

 

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Elantris:

Aon Doors. A multi-storey building, split into many little rooms. Each of the doors in the building has an aon on it. You need to work out the correct aon for the clue in the room to be able to move on.

 

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Can take place anywhere in the park:

Murder Mystery Weekends, Sanderson Elimination Style.

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Different hotels around too. Like you can either stay in a noble's palace or a Western tavern sort of thing for Mistborn (both original and AoL), for Stormlight you can stay in a palace with the Stormlight lamps, etc, or maybe a bridgeman camp if you really want to rough it (serves Rock's stew and basic slime for dinner), Palace of the Gods for Warbreaker, some sort of Elantrian hotel thing maybe ? Also a Rithmatist school camp where you learn to fight a Rithmatist battle on a special projection floor thing and a pen, like a touch screen thing I guess. You can also stay in the Reckoners' base.

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Different hotels around too. Like you can either stay in a noble's palace or a Western tavern sort of thing for Mistborn (both original and AoL), for Stormlight you can stay in a palace with the Stormlight lamps, etc, or maybe a bridgeman camp if you really want to rough it (serves Rock's stew and basic slime for dinner), Palace of the Gods for Warbreaker, some sort of Elantrian hotel thing maybe ? Also a Rithmatist school camp where you learn to fight a Rithmatist battle on a special projection floor thing and a pen, like a touch screen thing I guess. You can also stay in the Reckoners' base.

If you want a truly unique and exciting experience, you can also stay in the Newcago understreets (or the overstreets, for a little extra). If you don't hide everything you bought from the gift shop (or won in Sadeas' game show) well enough, muggers, Epics, or Epic muggers will accost you. Win against the muggers, and you get to keep your stuff. Win against the Epics, and you get to spend the rest of your trip dodging Enforcement for assassinating a head of state!

...the average person might not find that appealing, but for those who like their vacations with a side of mortal danger, it'd be a dream come true.

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If you want a truly unique and exciting experience, you can also stay in the Newcago understreets (or the overstreets, for a little extra). If you don't hide everything you bought from the gift shop (or won in Sadeas' game show) well enough, muggers, Epics, or Epic muggers will accost you. Win against the muggers, and you get to keep your stuff. Win against the Epics, and you get to spend the rest of your trip dodging Enforcement for assassinating a head of state!

...the average person might not find that appealing, but for those who like their vacations with a side of mortal danger, it'd be a dream come true.

Or for the more exotic cliente we have Babilon Restored. Lush green, warm waters, radios and all the fruit (which may or may not be druged :ph34r: ) you could ever wish for. You just have to deal without electrizity.

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Secret 17th Shard hide out! Actually, Secret Hideouts for all the secret organizations (Diagramists, Skybreakers, Ghostbloods, ect...)

If you find one, you get free points in the gift shop.

Gifts? Like....free cookies?

Reckoners Themepark:

Regalia's pool:

There should be a fracking pool with "Tendrils" of water going up every 30 seconds because...why not?

Obliteration's Yum Yum Time Happy Family Restaurant:

An Obliteration Family restaurant where every stove, grill, oven, cooler, fridge and or freezer is replaced with an Obliteration figure! Yum!

Dawnslight's Merry Old Farm:

A Farm located in the outsides of the theme park, accesible for the low price of $25! When entered, you get a little bag that you can stuff to the brim with the various specimens of plants found in there! Scream in delight at the mere sight of the marvelous "Glowing Fruit plant and the equally outstanding Chinese cookie plant!

Disclaimer:Dawnslight Corporation and Dawnslight's Merry old Farm take no Blame in whatever may happen inside the premises. These corporations are NOT to be held responsible for any internal damage caused by eating one of the fruits grown, seriously though, who would be stupid enough to eat a GLOWING FRUIT? Do you have any idea how we make them glow? Neither do we, we just sorta dump whatever chemical we can into the seed and pray It grows, as for the fortune cookie, god knows how It even managed to grow there.

Megan's Daring Virtual Ride:

Join the aventure the reckonerverse brings you with this new atracttion! Thanks to the newest technology in the virtual field, we have been able to recreate an entire house-burning scenerio, amongst many others!! Just put on our newly made virtual helmets and travel into the virtual game!

Its that easy! It feels so real, almost like an alternate dimension of your life! Start in level 1 with your house burning and keep advancing more levels! Experience the rending in level 8 (Bonus points for every innocent you kill) and end this heart breaking game in level 21, when you have to kill yourself with a rifle to escape the hardest level in the game thanks to your whiny boyfriend! (Or player 2, if playing in multiplayer mode)

Then you will have access to the Bonus level! Beat Prof! This level takes excruciating ammounts of attention, a High level of expertise, a concentration that only the best seem to have, oh, and you will be naked, so thats that.

Don't worry for the experience, the virtual helmet hooks up your MIND to the game itself, making this the ultimate Gaming experience!

Of course this means that If you die in the game youll die in real life, but you will just reincarnate...right?

Disclaimer:You can reincarnate...Right?

Newton's Children Educational Ride:

Welcome aboard all kids to Newton's Educational Ride! Here you will learn many things applying in your life from Newton! Here are some satisfyied 3 year olds who just finished the Ride! Hey, you! Yes, You! What can you tell us about Newton's Ride?

Kid: Well...she taught us mawy diferent twings....

Announcer: Like what?

Kid: Like, wee should not treat pweple with respect

Announcer: (Nervious chuckle) What!? Why would she say that?

Kid: 'cause people get hurt when you say nice tings to dem...and...yeah.

Announcer:(Starts sweating)Now now kids, tell the thruth...

Kid: Sowe, she also taut us some words that people hear and It makes them happy and...yeah.

Announcer: (Relieved sigh) Thank goodness! What are they?

Kid:(Happily smiles)@¡&-€&@/, @&!.?:, #%$@&, and $&@%#^*!!!

Announcer: .........

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