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And don't even start on all the times he's called in sick via strippergram. <_<

I would dearly like to see Arsenals face when he receives that message.  :ph34r:

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I would dearly like to see Arsenals face when he receives that message.  :ph34r:

 

"And that's why Scribbler and I hired a stripper!"

 

"...Alright, Ms. Runes. I can't say I approve of this, but it's not as bad as I thought it'd be."

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"And that's why Scribbler and I hired a stripper!"

 

"...Alright, Ms. Runes. I can't say I approve of this, but it's not as bad as I thought it'd be."

Everyone agreed that the mud wrestling was a step to far though. Except for Deathwish.

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Everyone agreed that the mud wrestling was a step to far though. Except for Deathwish.

 

Topless protesting had never been a thing in The Dalles, until someone started a fad of having women writing "Loosen Up" up on their torsos and flashing a horrified Arsenal.

 

Everyone agreed it was a problem. Except for Deathwish, who tried desperately to get a certain pair of female Epics in on the fad. :P

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Topless protesting had never been a thing in The Dalles, until someone started a fad of having women writing "Loosen Up" up on their torsos and flashing a horrified Arsenal.

 

Everyone agreed it was a problem. Except for Deathwish, who tried desperately to get a certain pair of female Epics in on the fad. :P

When it was pointed out that one of those female Epics was only 15 and that if he tried to force the issue he would be lynch-mobbed he was quoted as saying 'loosen up' while smirking in what was described as a 'super creeptastic' manner.

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When it was pointed out that one of those female Epics was only 15 and that if he tried to force the issue he would be lynch-mobbed he was quoted as saying 'loosen up' while smirking in what was described as a 'super creeptastic' manner.

 

Deathwish: putting the "con" in "age of consent" since always.

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Alright.

 

Name: Ethan Loyd

Occupation: Manager (title may be changed on account of anonymous employee complaints; at last count: 233 filed)

 

Age: 30

Height: 6'2"

Hair: Brown

Eyes: Green

 

Personality: Talkative, but a workaholic. Demonstrates obsessive-compulsive tendencies.

 

I'm thinking about just doing his opening post in the Dalles right now, to introduce his character. He won't need anyone to interact with, and I think a late-at-night scene would work well.

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Alright.

 

Name: Ethan Loyd

Occupation: Manager (title may be changed on account of anonymous employee complaints; at last count: 233 filed)

 

Age: 30

Height: 6'2"

Hair: Brown

Eyes: Green

 

Personality: Talkative, but a workaholic. Demonstrates obsessive-compulsive tendencies.

 

I'm thinking about just doing his opening post in the Dalles right now, to introduce his character. He won't need anyone to interact with, and I think a late-at-night scene would work well.

I say go for it if Kobold's cleared him for the Dalles.

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Alright.

 

Name: Ethan Loyd

Occupation: Manager (title may be changed on account of anonymous employee complaints; at last count: 233 filed)

 

Age: 30

Height: 6'2"

Hair: Brown

Eyes: Green

 

Personality: Talkative, but a workaholic. Demonstrates obsessive-compulsive tendencies.

 

I'm thinking about just doing his opening post in the Dalles right now, to introduce his character. He won't need anyone to interact with, and I think a late-at-night scene would work well.

 

Consider him approved. Can't wait to see him in action. :)

Posted

Sounds like an interesting match for Deathskull- she can control metal from a distance, but has none of those other quirks, and cannot control it to such a fine degree. She is also limited in cognitive functions- she can only concentrate on s few things at once, like a normal human. So when she is walking around, she could probably only do one simple thing else at the same time.

 

Seems like an interesting match for Mouldbreaker, actually  :D

 

Cause, you know, he would have all of that metal and then it would just turn into an un-manipulatable Gelatin dessert product.

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Seems like an interesting match for Mouldbreaker, actually  :D

 

Cause, you know, he would have all of that metal and then it would just turn into an un-manipulatable Gelatin dessert product.

 

hahaha indeed, she would hate that. Perfect way to render her completely impotent.

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Speaking of Deathwish, I'm afraid I have some alarming news. 

 

It appears he's real. And his name is Tom. :mellow:

Oh dear.  <_< 

 

 

Seems like an interesting match for Mouldbreaker, actually  :D

 

Cause, you know, he would have all of that metal and then it would just turn into an un-manipulatable Gelatin dessert product.

Yeah he's kind of both hilarious and terrifying, he's actually pretty powerful but also ridiculous. :P

Like if Steelheart threw pancakes instead of energy bolts at people

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Yeah he's kind of both hilarious and terrifying, he's actually pretty powerful but also ridiculous. :P

Like if Steelheart threw pancakes instead of energy bolts at people

Well, if Steelheart were based on Silver Age Superman, he would've had the power to shoot tiny Supermen out of his hands. :P

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Well, if Steelheart were based on Silver Age Superman, he would've had the power to shoot tiny Supermen out of his hands. :P

 

That could get dangerous. Would the tiny Steelhearts be able to bypass normal Steelheart's defenses due to the fact that they didn't fear him?

 

...

 

And what if Steelheart got jealous?

Posted

Well, if Steelheart were based on Silver Age Superman, he would've had the power to shoot tiny Supermen out of his hands. :P

I think Silver!Steelheart is more the kind to shoot rainbow beams. :P

Posted (edited)

And I just realized that with Frostfire we already have an Ethan in town. :mellow:

 

Uh... Which means..?

Edited by Shattered Logic
Posted

That it's going to be a bit awkward when both Ethans meet. And that it could get a tad confusing.

Oh! I thought you meant that there was already a character doing what he's doing. I can change the name.

Posted

Oh! I thought you meant that there was already a character doing what he's doing. I can change the name.

From now on he shall be known under the name of Methan. :P

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