High prince of geeks he/him Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 The Cosmere's most horrifying, most atrocious, and strangest possibilities. My two submissions, Zane Venture with Nightblood, And Ruin and Odium fusing to become a super-shard called Destruction 13
Popular Post Kobold King he/him Posted May 26, 2015 Popular Post Posted May 26, 2015 Green plants and blue skies. I mean, can you even imagine that kind of weirdness? Thank the Lord Ruler we don't have anything like that. 18
Kaieldell she/her Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 Grass and dirt. Shinovar's just weird that way. 13
Popular Post Voidus Posted May 26, 2015 Popular Post Posted May 26, 2015 April fools day in the Steel Ministry's canton of Inquisition."Alright, very funny guys. Who replaced my eye spikes with carrots? Seriously guys I can't see now." 20
Glamdring804 Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 (edited) Replacing my Atium with Metallic Helium. (Yes, such a thing does exist) Squeaky voice whenever I burn my metals is not cool, okay? Edited May 26, 2015 by Glamdring804 10
DreamEternal Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 (edited) Two parshendi having a Horneater drunken song duel during a highstorm. In Iri. Either the scariest thing ever, or more awesome than Lift Edited May 26, 2015 by CognitivePulsePattern 1
Elsecaller3414 she/her Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 When you dream that you are Shallan and are stuck with a grumpy Kaladin in a highstorm... yeesh. 4
Mistrunner Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 When you dream that you are Shallan and are stuck with a grumpy Kaladin in a highstorm... yeesh. Except for the fact that you're Shallan, and stuck in a highstorm with Kaladin. 7
Elsecaller3414 she/her Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 True. It took me a long time to figure that out. The effects of school have been too much. But yeah, that would be really cool.
Silverblade5 he/him Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 Lightsong conversing with Wit. Lightsong, Wit, Shallan, Navani, and Sazed all alone in a room together. 5
Glamdring804 Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 Lightsong, Wit, Shallan, Navani, and Sazed all alone in a room together. That would be insanity.
Silverblade5 he/him Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 That would be insanity. And then someone gets them all started on a philosophy debate while Lightsong and Shallan constantly crack jokes. 3
Glamdring804 Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 And then someone gets them all started on a philosophy debate while Lightsong and Shallan constantly crack jokes. That conversation would be the awesomest thing ever. 2
Curiosity he/him Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 You're on an airplane stuck between Kelsier and Hoid. 2
Sirce Luckwielder he/him Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 I think making a Lifeless out of a former Knight Radiant would be scary. Now there is a mindless Shardbearer who follows commands perfectly, never tires, and does not require food. Even if he can no longer use Stormlight, he would still be hard to face. 1
Orlion Blight he/him Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 Brandon Sanderson finds his true calling as a writer of romance novels and abandons writing Cosmere novels forever. "You guys won't actually miss out on anything," he'll say in a press release, "the culmination was pretty much the ending of the Dark Tower but with more Stephen King as a character." 4
DreamEternal Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 It would only work if the Knight Radiant had broken his oaths. Plus, maybe lifeless can't bond Shardblades, since the bond happens at the level of the soul/spiritweb, and maybe a breath does not count as enough of a soul to work.
Glamdring804 Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 Brandon Sanderson finds his true calling as a writer of romance novels and abandons writing Cosmere novels forever. "You guys won't actually miss out on anything," he'll say in a press release, "the culmination was pretty much the ending of the Dark Tower but with more Stephen King as a character." Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!:( 3
Sirce Luckwielder he/him Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 It would only work if the Knight Radiant had broken his oaths. Plus, maybe lifeless can't bond Shardblades, since the bond happens at the level of the soul/spiritweb, and maybe a breath does not count as enough of a soul to work. This would probably actually be a good question to ask Brandon. Even just a normal Shardbearer with a dead Shardblade being a Lifeless would be a scary concept. 1
Elsecaller3414 she/her Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 This conversation is giving me chills, and not the good kind, either. And if Brandon really does leave the Cosmere to rot, I will tell my friend to tell her dad (who is Brandon's dentist) to get his mind back to where it really was. 3
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