Glamdring804 Posted May 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 Out of curiosity, am I the only one who reads this topic's title in the same tone as a guy in a well-dressed suit saying "Would be a shame if anything happened to, am I right?" Now that you mention it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 Out of curiosity, am I the only one who reads this topic's title in the same tone as a guy in a well-dressed suit saying "Would be a shame if anything happened to, am I right?"Nah, that would be "what a fancy forum you have here, hmm?" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adamir Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 Out of curiosity, am I the only one who reads this topic's title in the same tone as a guy in a well-dressed suit saying "Would be a shame if anything happened to, am I right?" Repeated in a Tony Soprano voice, that sounds incredibly sinister... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 I'm the only one allowed to cackle villainously here. Also: 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haelbarde Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 I'm the only one allowed to cackle villainously here. Also: This right here is what keeps the 17th shard servers running. 'Server Maintenance' is when Chaos recharges the super batteries with his force lightning. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 Actually the server maintenance message is: The Lord Ruler is currently holding the UNNNNNLIMITED POWER of the Well of Ascension, so the world needs to go into maintenance mode so he can do his work. (Don't worry, he probably won't break much) 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glamdring804 Posted May 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 This right here is what keeps the 17th shard servers running. 'Server Maintenance' is when Chaos recharges the super batteries with his force lightning. That makes complete sense. There is no way that is not the truth. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverblade5 Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 That makes complete sense. There is no way that is not the truth. Actually, it's really stormlight that's doing all the work. Chaos is constantly infusing the servers with it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haelbarde Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 Actually the server maintenance message is: The Lord Ruler is currently holding the UNNNNNLIMITED POWER of the Well of Ascension, so the world needs to go into maintenance mode so he can do his work. (Don't worry, he probably won't break much) As in, for reals? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colours Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 The next thing we know, there'll be mysterious black flakes drifting down the screen, and if you try to get rid of it then your laptop overheats. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 "Welcome to the Dark Side, we have cookies" - it all makes sense! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 "Welcome to the Dark Side, we have cookies" - it all makes sense! 'Twas indeed where it all began. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glamdring804 Posted May 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 Actually the server maintenance message is: The Lord Ruler is currently holding the UNNNNNLIMITED POWER of the Well of Ascension, so the world needs to go into maintenance mode so he can do his work. (Don't worry, he probably won't break much) Please, please, please tell me this is true! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little wilson Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 Please, please, please tell me this is true! It is. I noticed it the last time the site was in maintenance. And I laughed very hard because I could just visualize Chaos cackling as he holds UNNNNNLIMITED POWER! (I could also hear his voice as he says that too. It's a little disturbing...) 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glamdring804 Posted May 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 Oh my god, I need to see this. Please take the servers down for maintenance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 Oh my god, I need to see this. Please take the servers down for maintenance! The best part is that I could take the site down for maintenance... just for you Muwhahaha. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haelbarde Posted May 30, 2015 Report Share Posted May 30, 2015 The best part is that I could take the site down for maintenance... just for you ;)Muwhahaha. Oh, so it was you then? Was it the servers not coping with the power available to the holder of a Shard of Adonalsium, or did you use too much force lightning? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glamdring804 Posted May 30, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2015 The best part is that I could take the site down for maintenance... just for you ;)Muwhahaha. Sadly, I didn't get to see the Lord Ruler message. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasimir Posted May 30, 2015 Report Share Posted May 30, 2015 (edited) Sadly, I didn't get to see the Lord Ruler message. :( Shhh! Don't bait him! He might do it again! Edited May 30, 2015 by Kasimir 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverblade5 Posted May 30, 2015 Report Share Posted May 30, 2015 Shhh! Don't bait him! He might do it again! All I got was a constant error 522 message. Not fun. Please don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcasm Posted May 30, 2015 Report Share Posted May 30, 2015 And I may or may not have shattered my mouse by throwing it at the wall... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mailliw73 Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 As in, for reals? For reals. I laughed pretty hard the first time I saw it. Sadly, I didn't get to see the Lord Ruler message. :( It wasn't there. That wasn't site maintenance that Chaos was doing, that was something wrong with the servers going down, if I'm understanding correctly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glamdring804 Posted May 31, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 For reals. I laughed pretty hard the first time I saw it. It wasn't there. That wasn't site maintenance that Chaos was doing, that was something wrong with the servers going down, if I'm understanding correctly. Soooooo.....you're saying he might have to take the site down for maintenance to fix the problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 The site maintenance message is when I put the server in maintenance mode and the server works. When the data center our server is in has a serious power outage on it and its backup generators, the site just doesn't load. The site is fine now and there is no need for additional downtime. I put the site in maintenance mode generally when doing a software update on the forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 (edited) Don't listen to him! Hurry! Get out before it's too late! Don't get stuck in here like meeeeeEEE! NOTHING TO SEE HERE. DISSENT WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. Am I the only one around here who checks every single one of Eerongal's posts for whitetext?! Irritating as anything. AVENGE MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! I kid, of course. This place is great. Or do I? Am I the only one around here who compulsively checks every single one of Eerongal's posts for whitetext?! Edited May 31, 2015 by Kipper 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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