Sanderson Memes

[manukos he/him]

[AngelEy3 he/him]

[Sunbird she/her]

Introducing the "Evil Kermit" meme to the Shard:

[Assassin in Burgundy he/him]

Edited November 26, 2016 by Ookla the Colorful

[firstRainbowRose she/her]

On 11/21/2016 at 8:40 AM, bleeder said:

There's a plan?

Yeah. With Warbreaker he posted the chapters once a week and allowed everyone to comment and such. Last I heard the plan was to do the same for Nightblood.

[Straw he/him]

Memes ahoy!:

 

[marsoupial they/them]

21 hours ago, Ookla the Intelligible said:

On 11/21/2016 at 10:40 AM, bleeder said:

There's a plan?

Yeah. With Warbreaker he posted the chapters once a week and allowed everyone to comment and such. Last I heard the plan was to do the same for Nightblood.

Oh, sweet. I wasn't into his works when Warbreaker came out (regrettably), but I will be looking out for Nightblood!

 

Edited November 28, 2016 by Ookla the Atypical
Not Nigthblood...

[Sunbird she/her]

[A Secret Corner he/him]

On ‎11‎/‎26‎/‎2016 at 11:06 AM, Ookla the Colorful said:

I've just started Arcanum Unbounded (couldn't at release as I was busy) ... I've got the feeling that this whole ookla business has to do with Edgedancer, am I correct?

Edit: A few minutes after post I randomly stumbled into a thread about this...

Edited November 28, 2016 by Secrets

[DSC01 he/him]

[KnightRadiant she/her]

[Jigar]

How i imagine lift being awesome

 

[thegatorgirl00 she/her]

2 hours ago, Jigar said:

How i imagine lift being awesome

 

What is this? 

[marsoupial they/them]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the gatorgirl00 said:

What is this? 

Awesomeness.

[Brightness Enna she/her]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Atypical said:

Awesomeness.

But perfect too

[Farnsworth]

I feel like there's some guy named Ookla living in a basement somewhere making new Shard accounts. Is this close to reality?

[marsoupial they/them]

7 minutes ago, Figberts said:

I feel like there's some guy named Ookla living in a basement somewhere making new Shard accounts. Is this close to reality?

*voice from above*

No. Cease these foolish questions and return to your daily life, in innocent bliss. This never happened. 

If you refuse to leave the subject of this "Ookla" (who is totally not real) alone, two black-clad men will appear on your doorstep at 9:07 AM exactly on the next morning. Have a small overnight bag packed, and tell your loved ones and colleagues that you will not be home for a few days. Prepare and arm yourself as you desire. It will be for naught.

You have been warned. 

Edited November 29, 2016 by Ookla the Atypical

[thegatorgirl00 she/her]

7 minutes ago, Figberts said:

I feel like there's some guy named Ookla living in a basement somewhere making new Shard accounts. Is this close to reality?

 

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Atypical said:

*voice from above*

No. Cease these foolish questions and return to your daily life, in innocent bliss. This never happened. 

If you do not cease these questions, two black-clad men will appear on your doorstep at 9:07 AM tomorrow morning. Have a small overnight bag packed, and tell your loved ones and colleagues that you will not be home for a few days. Prepare and arm yourself as you desire. It will be for naught.

You have been warned. 

Don't listen to my other personality friend. We're quite nice, once you agree to the whole joining us forever thing.

[Farnsworth]

HELP! I'VE BECOME AN OOKLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Ignore that! Long live Ookla!

[Jedal he/him]

Oh no... not you too... it isn't long before I too am consumed!

[Botanica she/her]

Radiants Meme: Kaladin

[Sunbird she/her]

@Botanica Instant flashback to Sherlock saying, "I'm in shock. Look, I have a blanket." XD

[A Secret Corner he/him]

Spoilered for length

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

Edited November 30, 2016 by Ookla the Pastry Chef

[marsoupial they/them]

Spoiler

 

[Guest Cognizantastic]

Edited December 4, 2016 by Cognizantastic