Sanderson Memes

[AonDoor he/him]

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Edit: I now know that Brandon wanted to give his team a bit of a break, and that's why The Lost Metal isn't coming out until November next year.

Edited August 10, 2021 by Johnny Boy

[Malim he/him]

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[STAG]

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Hero of Ages spoilerz

[STAG]

Yayyy, now I can post again

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Edited August 11, 2021 by STAG

[mathiau he/him]

16 minutes ago, STAG said:

Yayyy, now I can post again

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I've seen some of these on reddit

[STAG]

13 minutes ago, mathiau said:

I've seen some of these on reddit

I made these up today. I can’t say they haven’t been done before, but I didn’t know about any before.

[mathiau he/him]

9 minutes ago, STAG said:

I made these up today. I can’t say they haven’t been done before, but I didn’t know about any before.

That's ok then

[Chinkoln he/him]

Well of Ascension 

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[STAG]

Michael’s ready. Are YOU??

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Edited August 13, 2021 by Szeth Facpalm

[Kingsdaughter613 she/her]

Mistborn spoilers:

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[STAG]

I want some honest reviews on my memes. Are they good, or bad?

OB spoilers:

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[xinoehp512 he/him]

16 hours ago, STAG said:

This one was pretty funny. 

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Stormlight archive meme dump! Not my best but i still think they're foony heh

if you dont know who one of them is about, i'll put the names in order in the first spoiler box.

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Stick and Shallan

Shallan and Adolin (i dont think Shallan would think that but i can't just put Adolin's line heh)

Kaladin

Lift <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

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Edited August 16, 2021 by Szeth Facpalm

[AonDoor he/him]

[mathiau he/him]

Just now, Johnny Boy said:

Same here tbh

[Anarchy he/him]

WoK

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[Shard of Reading he/him]

14 minutes ago, Johnny Boy said:

It’s a joke that originated in the alleyverse. Basically you put an hemalurgic spike in a cookie and therefore whoever eats the cookie becomes spiked. It’s basically the shard’s version of “hey kid want some free candy?”

[STAG]

49 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

It’s a joke that originated in the alleyverse. Basically you put an hemalurgic spike in a cookie and therefore whoever eats the cookie becomes spiked. It’s basically the shard’s version of “hey kid want some free candy?”

It has evolved since then. So far, the story goes that a baker and his wife were making classic idris desserts, cookies. The wife was killed by assassins because she was collecting too many breaths, she gave those breaths to her husband as she died and he didn’t want them so he put them in one of the cookies. Because of how invested it was, it wouldn’t go bad. He put it in a locked box and told his children that their mother’s soul was inside. After generations, the investiture molded into what people thought of it as (as investiture does) making a sapient cookie with the mother’s personality. Eventually they discovered hemalurgy blah blah blah now a cookie with the power of the lord ruler leading and army made from a cult of her descendants is trying to become a shard 

Dont worry, a very bad San-fic will eventually be released about her

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Edited August 15, 2021 by STAG

[Flying she/her]

I can't believe I forgot to post this here

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[The Awakened Salad they/them]

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LOL

[+Child of Hodor]

On 8/16/2021 at 6:43 AM, The Awakened Salad said:

Placing the humor stylings of Lopen and Wayne relative to this chart:

 

[mathiau he/him]

11 minutes ago, Child of Hodor said:

Placing the humor stylings of Lopen and Wayne relative to this chart:

 

Wait, Wayne hates Steris?