Sirscott13 he/him Posted January 14, 2015 Posted January 14, 2015 Ok guys lets take this one seriously. Everyone put down their Kaz reasons of short people being better! Go!
RawToast225 he/him Posted January 14, 2015 Posted January 14, 2015 Short people are better because they don't have to help other short people reach things on the top shelf. Not that I would know, I'm 6' 4". 2
Guest Posted January 14, 2015 Posted January 14, 2015 Ok guys lets take this one seriously. Everyone put down their Kaz reasons of short people being better! Go! I would, but honestly, I can't think of a non-insulting way to describe short people.
Ashiok Posted January 14, 2015 Posted January 14, 2015 We see things nearer to the ground If we trip, shorter fall We can weave through crowds
Guest Posted January 14, 2015 Posted January 14, 2015 We see things nearer to the ground If we trip, shorter fall We can weave through crowds I think weaving through crowds has nothing to do with height.
Sirscott13 he/him Posted January 14, 2015 Author Posted January 14, 2015 Short people are hidden to find when sneaking Short people can disguise a children for admission prices short people are better for hot air balloons because they need less hot air 2
Guest Posted January 14, 2015 Posted January 14, 2015 Short people can disguise a children for admission prices short people are better for hot air balloons because they need less hot air Those last two are good. Have an upvote, gon.
Sirscott13 he/him Posted January 15, 2015 Author Posted January 15, 2015 short people can stand up in airplanes without hitting their head. short people can lay down on any couch without their feet getting smashed at the end short people can wear all the cool costumes at conventions like ewoks for example short people have a lower center of gravity and are difficult to fight ------> on that note don't fight a short person as their uppercut punch will bring you to your knees. 3
king of nowhere Posted January 17, 2015 Posted January 17, 2015 everytime I take an airplane I wish I was shorter. same goes for long bus trips, especially on early morning. and it seems every time I have one of those there is a petite girl in the company who can just nestle herself in the seats and sleep peacefully while I'm too big to try the same and I feel like I'm in some medieval torture device. 1
traceria she/her Posted January 20, 2015 Posted January 20, 2015 Short people tend to have smaller feet, and so at least for women, it would become easier to find your size of the shoes you like.
Araris Valerian he/him Posted January 20, 2015 Posted January 20, 2015 (edited) All of these reasons are spawned from an oppressive society that despises those of us that excel in every way. I look down upon all of you, and you look up to me in turn. Edit: Wookies are WAY cooler than ewoks, just saying. Edited January 20, 2015 by Araris Valerian 4
Sirscott13 he/him Posted January 21, 2015 Author Posted January 21, 2015 Even the most self centered of short people is humble in comparison to tall people because there is less of them to love so they are about even with a tall person who likes about half of themselves 1
Curiosity he/him Posted January 22, 2015 Posted January 22, 2015 From the book: Since short people have the same sized hearts as big people, and their bodies are smaller, they have the highest heart-to-body ratio, making them the most compassionate people ever!
traceria she/her Posted January 22, 2015 Posted January 22, 2015 I totally fell asleep last night pondering this question. I don't think my slumbering self managed to think up anything new, or if I did, I just can't recall it!
Dresden45 he/him Posted January 23, 2015 Posted January 23, 2015 Short people are better because they can be called airsick lowlanders anywhere 11
Sirscott13 he/him Posted January 23, 2015 Author Posted January 23, 2015 Short people are better because they can be called airsick lowlanders anywhere have an up vote for that well placed comment Short people are better because all couches and beds fit them when laying down. Short people are better because they can get extra christmas pay as elves in the mall (they make good money)
Surgebound Rainspren he/him Posted February 7, 2015 Posted February 7, 2015 short people are better because it hurts them less when they fall out of bed. short people are better because...they use less soap, therefore saving money and conserving soap. short people are better because they need less food, so if one gets lost in a dessert they can survive of the little they can find to eat longer. short people are more appreciated in cinemas.
Guest Posted February 7, 2015 Posted February 7, 2015 Tall people don't fall out of bed. Tall people smell better because they have more surface area to rub soap/bodywash/perfume on.
lookingglass she/her Posted February 16, 2015 Posted February 16, 2015 (edited) Short people can find "imaginative" places to rest for the night. My friend who is 4 foot 9 once slept in a dryer after she lost her keys after a night out. True Story. Edited February 16, 2015 by lookingglass 2
Sirscott13 he/him Posted February 16, 2015 Author Posted February 16, 2015 Short people can find "imaginative" places to rest for the night. My friend who is 4 foot 9 once slept in a dryer after she lost her keys after a night out. True Story. my fiancee is 5 feet tall no inches and she can curl up into a ball so that she can sleep almost anywhere so I know this to be true
Left he/him Posted February 16, 2015 Posted February 16, 2015 Short people are better because short people and tall people get along really well. Don't believe me? Most of my good friends are either midgets, or still quite a bit shorter than me.
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