TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted July 14, 2015 Posted July 14, 2015 Deviant! Corrupter of youth! What? I'm just curious.
Kobold King he/him Posted July 14, 2015 Posted July 14, 2015 Deviant! Corrupter of youth! Deviant! Corrupter of youth! Safehand-barer! We should hang a scarlet goat around her neck. 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted July 14, 2015 Posted July 14, 2015 Deviant! Corrupter of youth! Safehand-barer! We should hang a scarlet goat around her neck. I would pet it with my uncovered safehand. 3
Kobold King he/him Posted July 14, 2015 Posted July 14, 2015 I would pet it with my uncovered safehand. 3
Orlion Blight he/him Posted July 14, 2015 Posted July 14, 2015 I would pet it with my uncovered safehand. Have you no shame?! 3
Kestrel she/her Posted July 14, 2015 Posted July 14, 2015 -walks in- -sees state of thread- -walks out- 6
Kobold King he/him Posted July 14, 2015 Posted July 14, 2015 -walks in- -sees state of thread- -walks out- FINALLY, a lady with some decency. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted July 14, 2015 Posted July 14, 2015 It's not like the goat would care. I mean, it's just a hand. 2
Orlion Blight he/him Posted July 14, 2015 Posted July 14, 2015 It's not like the goat would care. I mean, it's just a hand. Twi does not care about a goat's consent. Twi is wrong for goats, and wrong for America. Hi, I'm Orlion, and I believe in traditional values, like that goats deserve to be free from the tyranny of an uncovered safe-hand and grilled hot dogs covered in nacho cheese and jalapenos. Paid for by the Goat Union of Missouri. 5
Delightful Posted July 14, 2015 Posted July 14, 2015 FINALLY, a lady with some decency.Says the guy actively involved in a conversation about uncovered safehhands. The tyranny of grilled hotdogs? *blinks rapidly* *backs away with Lark to a safe distance* 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted July 14, 2015 Posted July 14, 2015 Twi does not care about a goat's consent. Twi is wrong for goats, and wrong for America. Hi, I'm Orlion, and I believe in traditional values, like that goats deserve to be free from the tyranny of an uncovered safe-hand and grilled hot dogs covered in nacho cheese and jalapenos. Paid for by the Goat Union of Missouri. Hello, voters. For too long, America has been held hostage by Alethi prudishness. Women afraid to bare both hands, even for a second, for fear of some goat union accusing them of indecency. Now, I don't know where goats come into these accusations, but I'd rather not know. All I know is that a goat doesn't care what hand you pet it with. It doesn't care which hand is covered and which hand isn't. Why should it? Goats aren't like some people, all huffy and judgmental about covering your hands. Take this goat here. His name is Kyle. Kyle envisions a better America, a less judgmental America, an America where a woman is free to live her life with her safehand covered or uncovered and the world cheers her on. I'm TwiLyghtSansSparkles and I approve this message. And so does Kyle. 6
Kestrel she/her Posted July 14, 2015 Posted July 14, 2015 I did not mean to stay up this late. Watching parks and rec It is past midnight and i have a place to be tomorrow 1
SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him Posted July 14, 2015 Posted July 14, 2015 Hello, voters. For too long, America has been held hostage by Alethi prudishness. Women afraid to bare both hands, even for a second, for fear of some goat union accusing them of indecency. Now, I don't know where goats come into these accusations, but I'd rather not know. All I know is that a goat doesn't care what hand you pet it with. It doesn't care which hand is covered and which hand isn't. Why should it? Goats aren't like some people, all huffy and judgmental about covering your hands. Take this goat here. His name is Kyle. Kyle envisions a better America, a less judgmental America, an America where a woman is free to live her life with her safehand covered or uncovered and the world cheers her on. I'm TwiLyghtSansSparkles and I approve this message. And so does Kyle. Am goat. Can confirm. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted July 14, 2015 Posted July 14, 2015 Last night I dreamed that I and my family were staying at a huge, labyrinthine hotel, where we'd completed our task of creating a new body spray for use by the military. However, we were under targeting by CIA assassins, who'd rather see us dead than in a position to leak state secrets. We were still trying to escape the hotel with our lives when Epics suddenly attacked the city. Then I got separated from my family and had to join forces with Nathan Sperry, a character from the Oregon RP, to survive. And then I ran across my old crush and her family. I guess you could say things went from bad to worse to mildly awkward. Can I speak to the mysterious entity that governs dreams? I don't think he/she/it is doing their job properly. 6
Edgedancer he/him Posted July 14, 2015 Posted July 14, 2015 Last night I dreamed that I and my family were staying at a huge, labyrinthine hotel, where we'd completed our task of creating a new body spray for use by the military. However, we were under targeting by CIA assassins, who'd rather see us dead than in a position to leak state secrets. We were still trying to escape the hotel with our lives when Epics suddenly attacked the city. Then I got separated from my family and had to join forces with Nathan Sperry, a character from the Oregon RP, to survive. And then I ran across my old crush and her family. I guess you could say things went from bad to worse to mildly awkward. Can I speak to the mysterious entity that governs dreams? I don't think he/she/it is doing their job properly. Well, you didn't run into Nighthound and his family, so maybe you shouldn't be too quick to complain.
Kobold King he/him Posted July 14, 2015 Posted July 14, 2015 Well, you didn't run into Nighthound and his family, so maybe you shouldn't be too quick to complain. After all the nightmares I've had but forgotten the details of this week... I'm not positive I haven't dreamed about Nighthound.
Delightful Posted July 14, 2015 Posted July 14, 2015 Tap dance + dubstep is surprisingly good. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gSIMbqVP4ns&feature=share
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted July 14, 2015 Posted July 14, 2015 Well, you didn't run into Nighthound and his family, so maybe you shouldn't be too quick to complain. Yeah, of all the Oregon RP characters to run into, Nathan is one of the preferable choices.
Edgedancer he/him Posted July 14, 2015 Posted July 14, 2015 Yeah, of all the Oregon RP characters to run into, Nathan is one of the preferable choices. Unless Funtimes thinks you want to take him away from her.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted July 14, 2015 Posted July 14, 2015 Unless Funtimes thinks you want to take him away from her. Yeah, there's that.
mail-mi he/him Posted July 14, 2015 Author Posted July 14, 2015 Unless Funtimes thinks you want to take him away from her. I'd rather run into Quota than that. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted July 14, 2015 Posted July 14, 2015 I'd rather run into Quota than that. Pro: There's a chance you can convince Funtimes you mean Nathan no harm and wind up as her new kidnap victim friend! Con: If you're not good at convincing people of things....
Edgedancer he/him Posted July 14, 2015 Posted July 14, 2015 (edited) Pro: There's a chance you can convince Funtimes you mean Nathan no harm and wind up as her new kidnap victim friend! Con: If you're not good at convincing people of things.... For a moment I was thinkin about taking this to the question, so this doesn't get to far off-topic then I realized this topic is called Random Stuff, I don't think this even can go off-topic. Anyway, can Shiny Sparkle also strike through friend and go for girlfriend instead? She isn't very good at convincing people of other stuff. Edited July 14, 2015 by Edgedancer
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