Quiver he/him Posted June 20, 2015 Posted June 20, 2015 ...ugh. Confession. When I was younger, I got really uncomfortable about the satanic gods and demons in Warhammer and 40K. I was going through a phase. I grew out of it. (Honestly, one army I've wanted to do for ages has been a heretical Sisters of Battle force, painted and themed around being devotees of Chaos rather than the Emperor.) I never felt bad towards LotR and Harry Potter though.
Kobold King he/him Posted June 20, 2015 Posted June 20, 2015 I shattered a Magic 8 ball and drank the potion inside of it. Now I know everything. ASK ME ANYTHING. 1
Kestrel she/her Posted June 20, 2015 Posted June 20, 2015 I shattered a Magic 8 ball and drank the potion inside of it. Now I know everything. ASK ME ANYTHING. WHY DID YOU DO THAT 1
Kobold King he/him Posted June 20, 2015 Posted June 20, 2015 WHY DID YOU DO THAT I ASKED THE MAGIC 8 BALL IF IT WAS A GOOD IDEA IT SAID "MY SOURCES SAY YES." NEED I SAY MORE? 3
Quiver he/him Posted June 20, 2015 Posted June 20, 2015 I shattered a Magic 8 ball and drank the potion inside of it. Now I know everything. ASK ME ANYTHING. Doctor Who?
Kestrel she/her Posted June 20, 2015 Posted June 20, 2015 I ASKED THE MAGIC 8 BALL IF IT WAS A GOOD IDEA IT SAID "MY SOURCES SAY YES." NEED I SAY MORE? OKAY MAKES SENSE
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 20, 2015 Posted June 20, 2015 OKAY MAKES SENSE DID NO ONE THINK TO ASK THE MAGIC 8 BALL TO CITE ITS SOURCES? AND NO, IT CANNOT USE WIKIPEDIA AS A SOURCE 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 20, 2015 Posted June 20, 2015 WIKIPEDIA IS A TOTALLY ACCEPTABLE SOURCE I'm guessing you're the type who likes to see high school teachers' heads explode? (I'm not a high school teacher—wouldn't want to be one—but I went to a school where the web filters automatically blocked Wikipedia, despite legions of students telling teachers that it could lead them to better sources. ) 4
Kestrel she/her Posted June 20, 2015 Posted June 20, 2015 Actually yes You should have seen what I did to my geography teacher last year. 2
Kaymyth she/her Posted June 20, 2015 Posted June 20, 2015 Oh, the joys of experimental recipes. We're having a housewarming party tonight, and I have made All The Things. Rule #1: Do not trust recipes on Pinterest. Nobody there knows what the heck they are doing. My Pina Colada pudding shooters turned out to more of a violently alcoholic pina colada-flavored cool whip. So....I guess we now have an adult garnish for the fruit salad. I was wiser on the chocolate ones and used about 1/4th the cool whip - turned out much better. And the leftover cool whip can be an under-21 garnish for the fruit salad. 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 20, 2015 Posted June 20, 2015 Actually yes You should have seen what I did to my geography teacher last year. Do tell. Oh, the joys of experimental recipes. We're having a housewarming party tonight, and I have made All The Things. Rule #1: Do not trust recipes on Pinterest. Nobody there knows what the heck they are doing. My Pina Colada pudding shooters turned out to more of a violently alcoholic pina colada-flavored cool whip. So....I guess we now have an adult garnish for the fruit salad. I was wiser on the chocolate ones and used about 1/4th the cool whip - turned out much better. And the leftover cool whip can be an under-21 garnish for the fruit salad. Yay for alcoholic Cool Whip?
Kaymyth she/her Posted June 20, 2015 Posted June 20, 2015 Yay for alcoholic Cool Whip? It is, at least, tasty. Should make for a good party. I can't wait to watch my friends try to play Wii games while tipsy. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 20, 2015 Posted June 20, 2015 It is, at least, tasty. Should make for a good party. I can't wait to watch my friends try to play Wii games while tipsy. Ooohhh, which Wii games?
Kaymyth she/her Posted June 20, 2015 Posted June 20, 2015 Ooohhh, which Wii games? We've got a good few, but the ones that are best for groups are Boom Blox and Rayman: Raving Rabbids. If we're feeling really crazy, we might crack out Mario Kart. The other TV will have the classic NES and the Atari Throwback hooked up to it, and we've got a couple of areas for board games, too. 1
Kestrel she/her Posted June 20, 2015 Posted June 20, 2015 Mario Cart. Please. That's annoying and entertaining enough SOBER. Ah yes geography. So it was the end of the year and I was done with that class' crap. It was advanced geography, but we still ended up with people who probably didn't know what grade they were in or their right from their left. I was fed up, and it didn't help that the teacher decides to give us a project last minute. I go "screw that, I'm making the project heck for you." The project? Make up a new island. So what do I do? I flip the compass, axis, everything so that it is tilted the wrong way, I make the country this really really weird country in general. I ended up with this correct map, but it was flipped so that longitude was latitude and vice versa. And I turn that crap in. About five minutes later he calls me up. "Sarah, I know this is the end of the year but I know you know this? You put latitude and longitude in the wrong place. You have a 98 in this class. So you not remember-?" "Sir, they are in the right place." And I point at the compass, which shows East facing up. I swear he looked so incredibly completely done with me at that moment. 6
+Slowswift Posted June 20, 2015 Posted June 20, 2015 (edited) Mario Cart. Please. That's annoying and entertaining enough SOBER. Ah yes geography. So it was the end of the year and I was done with that class' crap. It was advanced geography, but we still ended up with people who probably didn't know what grade they were in or their right from their left. I was fed up, and it didn't help that the teacher decides to give us a project last minute. I go "screw that, I'm making the project heck for you." The project? Make up a new island. So what do I do? I flip the compass, axis, everything so that it is tilted the wrong way, I make the country this really really weird country in general. I ended up with this correct map, but it was flipped so that longitude was latitude and vice versa. And I turn that crap in. About five minutes later he calls me up. "Sarah, I know this is the end of the year but I know you know this? You put latitude and longitude in the wrong place. You have a 98 in this class. So you not remember-?" "Sir, they are in the right place." And I point at the compass, which shows East facing up. I swear he looked so incredibly completely done with me at that moment. I love you. My essays tend to be filled with humor up to the ears. I will pack every ounce of randomness into the sucker, and then edit it out as necessary (i.e. if the paper is formal). Anything to get you writing, and all that. Otherwise I just sit staring at a blank page for hours on end. I had to write a research paper towards the end of the last school year. This wasn't an average informative essay, this was a full-on research paper. Basically, I read the assignment and went "screw this imma Twelve this thing to the moon and back". Man, I have never been so satisfied in writing an intro before. ( I got full points if you're wondering, though sadly I had to do a lot of editing) Edited June 20, 2015 by Slowswift 1
Kobold King he/him Posted June 20, 2015 Posted June 20, 2015 I have nothing to say about the following series of images. They pretty much speak for themselves. 6
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 20, 2015 Posted June 20, 2015 If you're on Instagram, you'll want to watch this video. Our friend Doug shares a few things you shouldn't do….unless you're a pug. 5
Kestrel she/her Posted June 20, 2015 Posted June 20, 2015 My essays are full of salt. I try to put as many puns as I can. I even put a pun on the ap test essay. That'll get me a 5. Yep. Oh man, but the last chem test we took this year. The bonus was something along the lines of "jimmy was doing street performance and ended up getting hurt and and was taken to the hospital. In the ambulance, they began to give him morphine, and he started to read the package and got worried. He knew that his body could only take (number) ph at a time, and the morphine was (number) concentration. Should he be concerned?" Or something like that. I replied with. "No, because the nurses and doctors know what they're doing and why is he even thinking about this right now? He needs to sit down and chill out smh stop trying to do other people's jobs, Jimmy." And I turned it in. I got the points. 6
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 20, 2015 Posted June 20, 2015 My essays are full of salt. I try to put as many puns as I can. I even put a pun on the ap test essay. That'll get me a 5. Yep. Oh man, but the last chem test we took this year. The bonus was something along the lines of "jimmy was doing street performance and ended up getting hurt and and was taken to the hospital. In the ambulance, they began to give him morphine, and he started to read the package and got worried. He knew that his body could only take (number) ph at a time, and the morphine was (number) concentration. Should he be concerned?" Or something like that. I replied with. "No, because the nurses and doctors know what they're doing and why is he even thinking about this right now? He needs to sit down and chill out smh stop trying to do other people's jobs, Jimmy." And I turned it in. I got the points. Exactly! How is he even noticing the Ph in the morphine? He's in pain. Agony, if they're using morphine. Jimmy has some very odd hobbies. I'll bet he's that kid who also tests the air pressure in every basketball before gym class starts. 3
+Slowswift Posted June 20, 2015 Posted June 20, 2015 My essays are full of salt. I try to put as many puns as I can. I even put a pun on the ap test essay. That'll get me a 5. Yep. Oh man, but the last chem test we took this year. The bonus was something along the lines of "jimmy was doing street performance and ended up getting hurt and and was taken to the hospital. In the ambulance, they began to give him morphine, and he started to read the package and got worried. He knew that his body could only take (number) ph at a time, and the morphine was (number) concentration. Should he be concerned?" Or something like that. I replied with. "No, because the nurses and doctors know what they're doing and why is he even thinking about this right now? He needs to sit down and chill out smh stop trying to do other people's jobs, Jimmy." And I turned it in. I got the points. I love snarky responses to test questions. 5
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 20, 2015 Posted June 20, 2015 I love snarky responses to test questions. 6
Kestrel she/her Posted June 20, 2015 Posted June 20, 2015 Oh man, I have seen and love all of those. I think I can find some more one sec Jimmy needed to chill
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