Kasimir he/him Posted June 23, 2015 Posted June 23, 2015 So, I was posting in the bad day thread about how my uni admin kind of messed up the graduating courseload I had to take and was shoving me towards classes in a very specialist field that: A. I wasn't trained to deal with, B. I didn't need to graduate. I was trying to look up module codes in order to re-submit my graduation plan for the final year, and I noticed we had this new, cool class called "Life, the Universe and Everything." I got pretty excited. Checked the websites: wow, new class and there's nothing on it! So, I dropped the prof teaching it an email asking about it. ...Turns out I was asking him about taking the freshman introductory class, which now has a cool new name. Yep, definitely embarrassed now
Kaymyth she/her Posted June 23, 2015 Posted June 23, 2015 So, I was posting in the bad day thread about how my uni admin kind of messed up the graduating courseload I had to take and was shoving me towards classes in a very specialist field that: A. I wasn't trained to deal with, B. I didn't need to graduate. I was trying to look up module codes in order to re-submit my graduation plan for the final year, and I noticed we had this new, cool class called "Life, the Universe and Everything." I got pretty excited. Checked the websites: wow, new class and there's nothing on it! So, I dropped the prof teaching it an email asking about it. ...Turns out I was asking him about taking the freshman introductory class, which now has a cool new name. Yep, definitely embarrassed now On the bright side, that prof has definitely pegged you as a Douglas Adams fan. 1
Kestrel she/her Posted June 23, 2015 Posted June 23, 2015 I decided to take commissions on Flight Rising. I had to close in three minutes because I suddenly got swamped. Somebody payed me extra too. Like enough that they could have commissioned another icon. They told me it was a tip Oh my ??? God ??? I scream 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 23, 2015 Posted June 23, 2015 Guys! I think I just found proof David Charleston is real! I was watching TV, and a commercial for…something came on. I don't remember what it was for, but here's what it said: ….it's time to transform into Summer You. Summer is a go-out-and-get it season that treats the world like a starving gorilla treats a banana buffet. David is real, and he got into marketing. 4
Kobold King he/him Posted June 23, 2015 Posted June 23, 2015 Annoying big brother trick #401: Every time your younger sibling uses the word "train," pretend to be driving a literal train while making "CHUGGA-CHUGGA CHOO-CHOO" sound effects. It's a effective way to derail the conversation. 7
+Slowswift Posted June 23, 2015 Posted June 23, 2015 (edited) Annoying big brother trick #401: Every time your younger sibling uses the word "train," pretend to be driving a literal train while making "CHUGGA-CHUGGA CHOO-CHOO" sound effects. It's a effective way to derail the conversation. Did you... just... do that? Actually make that pun? ... I'm facepalming while at the same time being impressed. Help. Edited June 23, 2015 by Slowswift 3
Kobold King he/him Posted June 23, 2015 Posted June 23, 2015 Did you... just... do that? Actually make that pun? ... I'm facepalming while at the same time being impressed. Help. You noticed that, did you? And here was me thinking I'd covered my tracks. 5
Redbird he/him Posted June 23, 2015 Posted June 23, 2015 Annoying big brother trick #401: Every time your younger sibling uses the word "train," pretend to be driving a literal train while making "CHUGGA-CHUGGA CHOO-CHOO" sound effects. It's a effective way to derail the conversation. I see what you did there, but that seems more like something a younger brother would do. 1
+Slowswift Posted June 23, 2015 Posted June 23, 2015 You noticed that, did you? And here was me thinking I'd covered my tracks. NO STOP TOO MUCH PUN HALP 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 23, 2015 Posted June 23, 2015 I see what you did there, but that seems more like something a younger brother would do. As someone with a younger brother who is also an older brother, believe me when I say that the line can be very thin indeed. 2
Kaymyth she/her Posted June 23, 2015 Posted June 23, 2015 NO STOP TOO MUCH PUN HALP Aww, Slowswift, you seem stressed. Do you need to blow off some steam? 6
+Slowswift Posted June 23, 2015 Posted June 23, 2015 Aww, Slowswift, you seem stressed. Do you need to blow off some steam? No, it's just all the obvious puns are making me feel like I got hit with a train. 2
Kobold King he/him Posted June 23, 2015 Posted June 23, 2015 What'd you expect? Don't you know we're loco? Loco motives, you mean? 2
Redbird he/him Posted June 23, 2015 Posted June 23, 2015 (edited) I was going to post something but all of these puns made me lose my train of thought. Seriously Edited June 23, 2015 by Redbird 3
Mistrunner Posted June 23, 2015 Posted June 23, 2015 Annoying big brother trick #401: Every time your younger sibling uses the word "train," pretend to be driving a literal train while making "CHUGGA-CHUGGA CHOO-CHOO" sound effects. It's a effective way to derail the conversation. Let's have a moment of silence for all us younger siblings out there. 4
Kaymyth she/her Posted June 23, 2015 Posted June 23, 2015 Puns of such quality must be carefully engineered, you know. 4
Kobold King he/him Posted June 23, 2015 Posted June 23, 2015 Puns of such quality must be carefully engineered, you know. And even more carefully conducted. 5
Kaymyth she/her Posted June 23, 2015 Posted June 23, 2015 And even more carefully conducted. Alas, I don't think everyone is quite all aboard with our talents. 4
ThirdGen Posted June 23, 2015 Posted June 23, 2015 Alas, I don't think everyone is quite all aboard with our talents. Train harder. 4
Kobold King he/him Posted June 23, 2015 Posted June 23, 2015 Alas, I don't think everyone is quite all aboard with our talents. Which makes this thread quite a rare junction of puns. 3
mail-mi he/him Posted June 23, 2015 Author Posted June 23, 2015 All my train puns are lacking steam. It's all good! Wheel help you through it. 3
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