+Slowswift Posted June 11, 2015 Posted June 11, 2015 How do you even skip chapters! Either you read all of it or none of it! Well, to be fair, it is 1,000 pages long, and I wasn't exactly in the target audience at the time...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 11, 2015 Posted June 11, 2015 How do you even skip chapters! Either you read all of it or none of it! For the first 10 percent or so, I considered skipping around to just read Shallan's chapters, because I found her story more interesting than Adolin's or Dalinar's. And if I wasn't reading on a Kindle, I might have. But then we got Dalinar's POV during a highstorm, which meant seeing one of his visions....suffice it to say, that's what hooked me. 1
Kestrel she/her Posted June 11, 2015 Posted June 11, 2015 I read the whole thing I just didn't like reading Shallan or Dalinar.
Kobold King he/him Posted June 11, 2015 Posted June 11, 2015 * reads posts * * feels physical pain at the idea of skipping chapters * Guys. Every time you skip a chapter of a Brandon Sanderson book, a spren dies. Is that what you want? 7
Redbird he/him Posted June 11, 2015 Posted June 11, 2015 * reads posts * * feels physical pain at the idea of skipping chapters * Guys. Every time you skip a chapter of a Brandon Sanderson book, a spren dies. Is that what you want? If I can kill void spren that way, I may have to start skipping chapters. 1
Guest Posted June 11, 2015 Posted June 11, 2015 Honestly, there's plenty of them. Wouldn't lose a whole ton of sleep over it.
Kobold King he/him Posted June 11, 2015 Posted June 11, 2015 If I can kill void spren that way, I may have to start skipping chapters. Not voidspren. Cute little honorspren or funny little Crytics or whatever-Wyndle-is. Basically, every time you skip a chapter the cutest, most lovable, most innocent kind of entity you can think of dies. 1
Redbird he/him Posted June 11, 2015 Posted June 11, 2015 Not voidspren. Cute little honorspren or funny little Crytics or whatever-Wyndle-is. Basically, every time you skip a chapter the cutest, most lovable, most innocent kind of entity you can think of dies. You monsters. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 11, 2015 Posted June 11, 2015 Not voidspren. Cute little honorspren or funny little Crytics or whatever-Wyndle-is. Basically, every time you skip a chapter the cutest, most lovable, most innocent kind of entity you can think of dies. I think skipping chapters in boring textbooks is what kills voidspren. 6
Redbird he/him Posted June 11, 2015 Posted June 11, 2015 I think skipping chapters in boring textbooks is what kills voidspren. Then I have already done my part to stop the voidbringers. 4
Kestrel she/her Posted June 11, 2015 Posted June 11, 2015 I think skipping chapters in boring textbooks is what kills voidspren. i killed like 50 with ap world history alone, then 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 11, 2015 Posted June 11, 2015 I just got a craving for Kung pao chicken. And I've been craving Cool Whip all day. 4
Kaymyth she/her Posted June 12, 2015 Posted June 12, 2015 (edited) Just a word of advice... If you find that you have a bumblebee nest built into a burrow that was made underneath an outdoor shelving unit, it's probably a good idea to assume that the nest is snuggled into the base of the shelves themselves, not deeper into the ground. That way you're not shocked when knocking over the shelves results in a torn-open nest and several dozen startled bumblebees. Also, there might be mice behind it, too. If you're lucky, they'll fall into the nest and attract the wrath of the bumblebees whilst you and your spouse have a chance to flee for safety. edited so much because I apparently misspelled 'nest' as 'next' a zillion times Edited June 12, 2015 by Kaymyth 3
DanTheSeamonster he/him Posted June 12, 2015 Posted June 12, 2015 Guys. I'm home alone and something keeps tapping on my window. For rizzle though, if I never post again now you know why. 5
ThirdGen Posted June 12, 2015 Posted June 12, 2015 Guys. I'm home alone and something keeps tapping on my window. For rizzle though, if I never post again now you know why. Ba ba ba dook dook dooooooooook...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 12, 2015 Posted June 12, 2015 Guys. I'm home alone and something keeps tapping on my window. For rizzle though, if I never post again now you know why. Well, at least you know it's not Weeping Angels. You'd never hear them coming. ...I'm not helping, am I? 3
Kobold King he/him Posted June 12, 2015 Posted June 12, 2015 Guys. I'm home alone and something keeps tapping on my window. For rizzle though, if I never post again now you know why. It's probably a moth. A giant man-eating moth from the nether-dimension, here to cart your soul down to Tartarus to be eternally bathed in the Great Candle. Don't listen to the creepy italic text. Nine times out of ten, weird tapping noises are just moths. The tenth time it's always a raccoon-demon. 3
DanTheSeamonster he/him Posted June 12, 2015 Posted June 12, 2015 (edited) So it's a monster that is 1/4 Babadook, 1/4 Weeping Angel, 1/4 Mothra and 1/4 Raccon-demon? Edited June 12, 2015 by The Crooked Warden 2
Silverblade5 he/him Posted June 12, 2015 Posted June 12, 2015 A giant, headless, pony is hunting you down. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 12, 2015 Posted June 12, 2015 So it's a monster that is 1/4 Babadook, 1/4 Weeping Angel, 1/4 Mothra and 1/4 Raccon-demon? No! It's a pug, like my pug Mollie. When Mollie was a puppy, she'd do what we called her Weeping Angel Routine. If I had food, she'd sit very still and stare at it, hoping I'd share. If I turned my back, she'd move like lightning, so when I'd look at her again, she'd be three feet closer, still sitting, eyes still on the food. Now, when she wants you to share, she'll just tap your leg with her paw, so the Weeping Pug Angel is probably just tapping at your window hoping for snacks. 4
ThirdGen Posted June 12, 2015 Posted June 12, 2015 No! It's a pug, like my pug Mollie. When Mollie was a puppy, she'd do what we called her Weeping Angel Routine. If I had food, she'd sit very still and stare at it, hoping I'd share. If I turned my back, she'd move like lightning, so when I'd look at her again, she'd be three feet closer, still sitting, eyes still on the food. Now, when she wants you to share, she'll just tap your leg with her paw, so the Weeping Pug Angel is probably just tapping at your window hoping for snacks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzzjgBAaWZw 2
Delightful Posted June 12, 2015 Posted June 12, 2015 * reads posts * * feels physical pain at the idea of skipping chapters * Guys. Every time you skip a chapter of a Brandon Sanderson book, a spren dies. Is that what you want? I do believe in spren! I do! I do! Are Weeping Angels "don't blink"? I have friends who watch Dr Who but don't myself...: 2
Redbird he/him Posted June 12, 2015 Posted June 12, 2015 I do believe in spren! I do! I do! Are Weeping Angels "don't blink"? I have friends who watch Dr Who but don't myself...: Yes they are.
Kestrel she/her Posted June 12, 2015 Posted June 12, 2015 Its probably an Inquisitor. Sorry you're dead.
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