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Wanna see a wholly new perspective on Middle-Earth's orcs and their motivations? If Peter Jackson left you disappointed, then you'll love this song from an old animated version of LotR.

 

Heh, I referenced that scene to my sister-in-law yesterday.

 

Some punk kids broke into my brother's car, and my advice to her was to "Mash them! Smash them! Skin them alive!"

 

When she said that might not be a good idea, I rebuked her, "And you call yourself and Orc?"

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Went whitewater kayaking for the first time

My instructor was great

We went down part of my favorite rafting river.

Me: I'm gonna do the bump.

Guide: don't you dare

Ne: I'm gonna do it

Guide: sarah no

Me: oops

I flipped on the bump, obviously.

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I just made cookie dough because I wanted cookie dough. 

 

And now that it's too hot outside to turn the oven on without heating the entire house….I've decided to see if it's possible to bake cookies on the grill. 

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So...my mom's birthday is today, and I still haven't decided what to get her. Any ideas before I head off to the store?

 

Just say, "I couldn't find anything that compares with the best gift you have ever received... Me. So I got you a rock." 

 

That's what I got my Mum.

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Just say, "I couldn't find anything that compares with the best gift you have ever received... Me. So I got you a rock." 

 

That's what I got my Mum.

 

I'm not sure whether you're my hero, or a lighthouse of failure whose example I should avoid following at all costs. :mellow: :P

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Just say, "I couldn't find anything that compares with the best gift you have ever received... Me. So I got you a rock." 

 

That's what I got my Mum.

 

That had better have been one very shiny rock.

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I'm not sure whether you're my hero, or a lighthouse of failure whose example I should avoid following at all costs. :mellow:  :P

 

More the latter I would say.

 

That had better have been one very shiny rock.

 

Sure. We'll go with that.

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Update: After putting four lumps of cookie dough on a sheet of tinfoil, turning the grill heat down fairly low, placing the tinfoil on the top rack in hopes indirect heat would bake the cookies the way an oven would, and leaving the cookies on the grill for five minutes, I have come to a disheartening conclusion. 

 

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It is not possible to bake cookies on the grill.

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Update: After putting four lumps of cookie dough on a sheet of tinfoil, turning the grill heat down fairly low, placing the tinfoil on the top rack in hopes indirect heat would bake the cookies the way an oven would, and leaving the cookies on the grill for five minutes, I have come to a disheartening conclusion. 

 

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It is not possible to bake cookies on the grill.

 

 

Or maybe you just need to do some more...

 

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For what it's worth, I would eat those. If I didn't have gluten intolerance. :ph34r:

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Or maybe you just need to do some more...

 

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For what it's worth, I would eat those. If I didn't have gluten intolerance. :ph34r:

 

 

Nah, I'll just go eat some raw cookie dough and stick my tongue out at the FDA. :P 

 

Gluten intolerant? Sad. I've tried some gluten-free options available where I live, and most of them are pretty good. Of course, there's the added bonus that most gluten-free options tend to be additive-free as well, which cuts out most of my allergens, but it's nice to know that you can get decent packaged cookies without gluten. 

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Update: After putting four lumps of cookie dough on a sheet of tinfoil, turning the grill heat down fairly low, placing the tinfoil on the top rack in hopes indirect heat would bake the cookies the way an oven would, and leaving the cookies on the grill for five minutes, I have come to a disheartening conclusion. 

 

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It is not possible to bake cookies on the grill.

 

You'd probably have better luck on the dashboard of a car in Arizona summer.  It's a slow bake, but less likely to burn that way.

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You'd probably have better luck on the dashboard of a car in Arizona summer.  It's a slow bake, but less likely to burn that way.

 

I could actually try that, where I live. And the upside is that it would make my car smell like cookies! :P

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I could actually try that, where I live. And the upside is that it would make my car smell like cookies! :P

 

Yup.  I remember Arizona summers.  My dad used to live in Phoenix when I was a kid.

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Update: After putting four lumps of cookie dough on a sheet of tinfoil, turning the grill heat down fairly low, placing the tinfoil on the top rack in hopes indirect heat would bake the cookies the way an oven would, and leaving the cookies on the grill for five minutes, I have come to a disheartening conclusion. 

 

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It is not possible to bake cookies on the grill.

what the heck I'd eat that give em to me
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I would eat them, but the Dark Alley has kinda made me suspicious of all cookies I didn't make myself.

 

Say, those cookies don't have spikes in them, do they? :P

 

Even if they did, they'd probably be too burned to work properly. Have at it. :P 

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Environmentalist joke for y'all.

 

 

A logging tycoon is meeting with a world-famous lumberjack, hoping to recruit him for their new operation. They chat for a while, with the tycoon finally steering the conversation back to the lumber industry.

 

"So," the tycoon says casually, "You've done a lot of work in the logging business?"

 

"That I have," the lumberjack grunts. "I've worked on every continent."

 

"Fascinating," the tycoon replies. "Where, would you say, have you done your best work?"

 

"Down in the Sahara Forest," the woodcutter answers. "I got a lot of good timber down there."

 

The tycoon raises an eyebrow, confused. "Don't you mean the Sahara Desert?" he asks finally.

 

The lumberjack takes a long gulp of coffee, and then nods his head sagely. "Yep," he explains, "That's what they call it these days."

 

 

 

...

 

 

 

HAHAHAHA! It's funny because the logging industry alters the environment on a large and usually destructive level. :P:mellow:

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No, I didn't. I make a habit of not eating things that are "blackened" with something other than spices. :P

 

You monster! There were entire halves of those cookies that weren't singed! Do you have any idea how badly I wanted to eat one of those things!?! :o

 

 

Ahem. Your choice, I suppose. :P

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No, I didn't. I make a habit of not eating things that are "blackened" with something other than spices. :P

weak. go eat them.
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