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[Kobold King he/him]

[Kestrel she/her]

Well, you aren't wrong.

There is a new meme on tumblr. I'm done.

[Quiver he/him]

[Kestrel she/her]

When people try to be your online friend because they like your art and want free work.

[Kobold King he/him]

When people try to be your online friend because they like your art and want free work.

 

Ha ha, you're darn right buddy! Look at us, two good buddies chatting about stuff on the web and all. Ha, we're probably two of the closest people on the 17th Shard, right? Just the other day I was talking to someone and he said "Wow, you and Lark are so close! You're like two peas in a pod!" And I said "No kidding bro! Peas look like estranged fourth cousins compared to us!" And we both laughed, but not too loudly together 'cuz obviously you're my best friend and not him.

 

So... since we're such awesome buddies and all, want to hear about my OC? His name is Johnny Darkness Burnblazer III. He's a Jedi/wizard/assassin/reptilian/werewolf/goth who works for a SHIELD and secretly hunts demons and monsters and stuff. He wears a billowing trenchcoat and smokes cigarettes and has a gruff no-nonsense personality and everything. Only problem is...

 

...I can't seem to find an artist willing to draw him.

[Kestrel she/her]

THAT. Is like exactly what happened.

And then they were all "Well can i use some art from your deviantary gallery!? As an icon!"

No??????

[Kaymyth she/her]

I made a duct tape cast/dummy of my arm.

 

Haha!  Scale mail gauntlets, I can finish you now!

 

(It's incredibly hard to sew scales down with one hand, you know.)

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

THAT. Is like exactly what happened.

And then they were all "Well can i use some art from your deviantary gallery!? As an icon!"

No??????

Direct them to General Zoi's Pony Creator and tell them to turn their Mary Sues OCs into ponies. If they say you're being unfair, tell them "Takes one to know one" and crab-walk out of the room.

[Kobold King he/him]

...and crab-walk out of the room.

 

That's your solution to everything. I get the feeling that if you stood before the Tyrant-Emperor of the Solar System to publicly denounce him for his wickedness, you'd finish by calling him a poo-poo-head and crab-walking back into the city slums.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

That's your solution to everything. I get the feeling that if you stood before the Tyrant-Emperor of the Solar System to publicly denounce him for his wickedness, you'd finish by calling him a poo-poo-head and crab-walking back into the city slums.

This is also my plan for being dragged before an Epic despot.

[Kobold King he/him]

This is also my plan for being dragged before an Epic despot.

 

As far as plans go, it's... well, not really very solid, but funny as heck.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

I've been looking for library jobs, since I'm graduating soon. At the same time, I've been writing flashbacks for one of my RP characters, who grew up in Wasilla, Alaska.

Guess where one of the jobs I found is.

[Quiver he/him]

I've been looking for library jobs, since I'm graduating soon. At the same time, I've been writing flashbacks for one of my RP characters, who grew up in Wasilla, Alaska.

Guess where one of the jobs I found is.

New Jersey.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

New Jersey.

You couldn't pay me to live there.

[Edgedancer he/him]

Ha ha, you're darn right buddy! Look at us, two good buddies chatting about stuff on the web and all. Ha, we're probably two of the closest people on the 17th Shard, right? Just the other day I was talking to someone and he said "Wow, you and Lark are so close! You're like two peas in a pod!" And I said "No kidding bro! Peas look like estranged fourth cousins compared to us!" And we both laughed, but not too loudly together 'cuz obviously you're my best friend and not him.

 

So... since we're such awesome buddies and all, want to hear about my OC? His name is Johnny Darkness Burnblazer III. He's a Jedi/wizard/assassin/reptilian/werewolf/goth who works for a SHIELD and secretly hunts demons and monsters and stuff. He wears a billowing trenchcoat and smokes cigarettes and has a gruff no-nonsense personality and everything. Only problem is...

 

...I can't seem to find an artist willing to draw him.

Good thing we were more up front with Twi's sister.

 

This is also my plan for being dragged before an Epic despot.

With a little bit of luck he may find you amusing otherwise......... yeah I don't have the slightest.

 

I've been looking for library jobs, since I'm graduating soon. At the same time, I've been writing flashbacks for one of my RP characters, who grew up in Wasilla, Alaska.

Guess where one of the jobs I found is.

I dunno, Kansas?

[Kobold King he/him]

I've been looking for library jobs, since I'm graduating soon. At the same time, I've been writing flashbacks for one of my RP characters, who grew up in Wasilla, Alaska.

Guess where one of the jobs I found is.

 

Hmm... my first impulse is to guess "Wasilla," but that's probably too obvious. Is it... Sumatra?

[Quiver he/him]

You couldn't pay me to live there.

Hey, it sounds like an Epic-led dystopia to me.

Congratulations on the job though. Wherever it may be lol.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

You're all technically correct, since I'm sure there ARE library jobs in those places so...good guessing?

I'm definitely applying for the Wasilla job, though. I kind of have to.

[Kobold King he/him]

You're all technically correct, since I'm sure there ARE library jobs in those places so...good guessing?

I'm definitely applying for the Wasilla job, though. I kind of have to.

 

I'm good at this kind of guessing game.

 

Just promise us you won't become a psycho matter manipulator.

[SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him]

So some random person who is apparently female wants to add me on skype and exchange photos. Which I'm 30% sure means nudes, ( her description of herself was small with large attributes, assuming she is female. ) but fortunately for her that sounds like way to much effort so I'm going to have to ignore her.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

I'm good at this kind of guessing game.

Just promise us you won't become a psycho matter manipulator.

I'll do my best.

Fair warning: If I get the job, I will add a cameo for a librarian who loves pugs into the RP.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

Wait, that's unfair! Why can't we insert ourselves too?

Never said you couldn't, as long as it's small and not Mary Sueish. (But I doubt I'll get the job, so that's a moot point. )

[Kestrel she/her]

Oh what job is it

[Kobold King he/him]

Never said you couldn't, as long as it's small and not Mary Sueish. (But I doubt I'll get the job, so that's a moot point. )

 

Ooh, mine should be acceptable then. I'm planning on introducing Jared Jetsam, the Epic farmer who's resisted his corruption and roams the Fractured States killing evil despots. I'm thinking he can ride into Astoria on the backs of his swarm of flying super-chickens and kill the Metal and Bloody Mary.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

Oh what job is it

It's a general librarian job--circulation, programming, that sort of thing. I'll also apply for some similar positions in North Dakota and Oregon.

Edit: Wow, Kobold. That certainly makes my cameo, where Jade walks down the street and stops to pet the librarian's pugs while they're out on a walk, pale in comparison.

Edited April 24, 2015 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles