Edema Rue she/her Posted February 6 Posted February 6 The best revenge is living well. The second best revenge is putting your ex’s number in a pop song so that everyone who hears will call them and they’ll never again have a moment of peace. Quote Please, add your ideas of what the second best revenge might be. Don’t be violent or freaky, just silly goofy cuz that’s how we do things. 2
Oranjejuicemonki He/Him Posted February 6 Posted February 6 50 minutes ago, Edema Rue said: The best revenge is living well. The second best revenge is putting your ex’s number in a pop song so that everyone who hears will call them and they’ll never again have a moment of peace. The second best revenge is to curse someone with an infinitely cold pillow and a perpetual rock in their shoe 1
CoderDrag0n8 He/They Posted February 7 Posted February 7 1 hour ago, Edema Rue said: The best revenge is living well. The second best revenge is putting your ex’s number in a pop song so that everyone who hears will call them and they’ll never again have a moment of peace. The best revenge is living well The second best revenge is paying people to call out their name in public, wave to them, and then walk up to another person, pretending that was who they were calling out too, and never noticed them. 1
Frustration Posted February 7 Posted February 7 My method would probably legally be considered Torture, but that's a small price to pay. Spoiler Get access to the person's house. Place an absolutely massive speaker inside the wall of their bedroom hooked up to the power gid. Program it to play an obnoxiously loud honking sound at a random time between 1:56-4:47 AM when any of the following conditions are met: It's an alternating Wednesday that isn't divisible by 8 It's a day of the month that is divisible by 8 that is not said alternating Wednesday The night has a new or full moon It's a Monday following a Federal Holiday They will never sleep peacefully for more than a week at a time again. 3
Immortal Platypus Posted February 7 Posted February 7 1 hour ago, Oranjejuicemonki said: The second best revenge is to curse someone with an infinitely cold pillow and a perpetual rock in their shoe a warm pillow would be worse. But the true second best revenge is to ensure that anything they eat will always be cold. Soup? cold. Pizza? cold. fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies. COLD 1
CoderDrag0n8 He/They Posted February 7 Posted February 7 5 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said: a warm pillow would be worse. But the true second best revenge is to ensure that anything they eat will always be cold. Soup? cold. Pizza? cold. fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies. COLD OH GOD YOU'RE A MONSTER the second best revenge is making any form of storytelling at all phyisically move away from their hand (think tantalus).
Immortal Platypus Posted February 7 Posted February 7 2 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said: OH GOD YOU'RE A MONSTER the second best revenge is making any form of storytelling at all phyisically move away from their hand (think tantalus). Well, they do say that revenge is a dish best served cold you know, having my movies not in my hand doesn't sound to bad actually the second best revenge is probably giving their kids a drum set and guitar for christmas 1
Through the Living Hopper He/Him Posted February 7 Posted February 7 The best revenge is living well. The second best revenge is this XKCD (and you already know which one it is) Spoiler 1
Kansas Stormcursed he/him Posted February 7 Posted February 7 Nah guys Second best revenge is hacking and leaking all their group chats 1
Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾ Posted February 7 Posted February 7 9 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said: Nah guys Second best revenge is hacking and leaking all their group chats No, that's just cruel. And wrong. Second best revenge is...uhmm.............,saying something is due next week when it's due tomorrow
Kansas Stormcursed he/him Posted February 7 Posted February 7 1 minute ago, Usseewa said: No, that's just cruel. And wrong. Second best revenge is...uhmm.............,saying something is due next week when it's due tomorrow This is revenge, after all
Oranjejuicemonki He/Him Posted February 7 Posted February 7 The second best revenge is to get the automatic sink sensor thingymadoodle to refuse to acknowledge their existence.
Through the Living Hopper He/Him Posted February 7 Posted February 7 9 hours ago, Oranjejuicemonki said: The second best revenge is to get the automatic sink sensor thingymadoodle to refuse to acknowledge their existence. As opposed to what?
Adonalsium Will Return He/him Posted February 7 Posted February 7 The best revenge is living well. The second best revenge is having every song they listen to be auto-translated into “it’s a small world after all”
___ He/Him Posted February 7 Posted February 7 16 hours ago, Edema Rue said: The best revenge is living well. The second best revenge is putting your ex’s number in a pop song so that everyone who hears will call them and they’ll never again have a moment of peace. The second best revenge is putting a mic in their shower, broadcasted directly to everyone they know
Edema Rue she/her Posted February 7 Author Posted February 7 (edited) Ooh, the second best revenge is getting their phone to make the Apple Pay noise every time they stand too close to a cash register. Edited February 7 by Edema Rue
Through the Living Wrath he/him Posted February 7 Posted February 7 The second best revenge is to make every wheel they see jam and refuse to rotate normally.
Oranjejuicemonki He/Him Posted February 7 Posted February 7 The second best revenge is that one popcorn kernel that gets stuck in your teeth for 3 weeks.
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