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6 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

*points gun* No witnesses. 

 

Explain to me, please, why that took you four hours. 

There may have been books anime and candy involved??
if anything we should ask why it took them FIVE to do half the work huh??

Posted
3 hours ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

<Points at your reflection> IT WAS HIM!

 

Why is it that your entire left lung is both on my night stand and in your body as well, when you aren't on my nightstand?

Well that's because of the deal I made with him *points at fae king/satan/god of quantum physics

why are you in a superposition of both dead and alive again?

Posted
8 minutes ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

I had one too many Snapple Apples. It's a long story.

 

But here's the question.... Why did you make a deal with me, the fae king/Satan/God of quantum physics?

Oh. I was pointing at myself... Hi long lost alternate dimension version of me!

Oh hey. Look at that. It's like... a flying flaming skull thing? that is singing the lyrics of hit tv show my little pony? Do you not see that?

Posted
1 hour ago, NerdSandwich said:

No I don't. I must be blind.

Why do you get to be the fae king?

Because Mum said so, obviously. It's your turn in a minute *freezes the flow of time*

Alright, can someone please explain what's up with the pigeons?

Posted
2 hours ago, Oranjejuicemonki said:

I put them there! I wanted to make pigs fly and it took eons, but I finally figured it out.

What's that blue blob in your ear for?

I said I would only ever put things in my ear when pigs fly. And well, you've heard about the pidgeons.

TELL ME WHY? Did you eat the cat whole and live?

Posted
16 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I said I would only ever put things in my ear when pigs fly. And well, you've heard about the pidgeons.

TELL ME WHY? Did you eat the cat whole and live?

That was a cat!?!?!? Oh no!

Is there a reason you’ve been absent from school for 10000000 days straight? 

Posted
12 minutes ago, Keke said:

That was a cat!?!?!? Oh no!

Is there a reason you’ve been absent from school for 10000000 days straight? 

Well duh school sucks and I know it all already from my ancient deal with an arcane being in the woods. 

Why are you wearing neon blue and pink?

Posted
Just now, KnightSkye Reforged said:

Well duh school sucks and I know it all already from my ancient deal with an arcane being in the woods. 

Why are you wearing neon blue and pink?

BECAUSE THEY ARE AWESOME!
also my hair is stuck like this temporarily T.T

why are you dressed like a highlighter, not overexaggerating you are cosplaying a highlighter? Why?

Posted
7 hours ago, Through the living keigs said:

BECAUSE THEY ARE AWESOME!
also my hair is stuck like this temporarily T.T

why are you dressed like a highlighter, not overexaggerating you are cosplaying a highlighter? Why?

Well, because highlighters are the most rad school supply. Obviously.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-Oh look a flower. Also why is your hair on fire?

Posted

Because I couldn’t find a pair of scissors.

Why is your dog on the roof?

Posted
2 hours ago, Through The Living Grass said:

Because I couldn’t find a pair of scissors.

Why is your dog on the roof?

Because the cat fell off. Got a violin?

What's with the bubbling?

Posted

Nooo...It's...uh...just the eye of your secret identical twin.

What color is your toe fungus?

Posted

I'm colorblind so sorry if this is wrong but I think blue or maybe purple? If you want to be super accurate it'd probably be best to just check yourself.

Why's the platypus in the frying pan?

Posted
On 3/10/2026 at 5:00 PM, Oranjejuicemonki said:

I'm colorblind so sorry if this is wrong but I think blue or maybe purple? If you want to be super accurate it'd probably be best to just check yourself.

Why's the platypus in the frying pan?

Agent P is on a covert mission, disguised as a pancake

Duh

So why are we doing THIS??

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Posted

I accidentally dropped a jar of apple jam on it and I figured I can't let it go to waste.

 

And why is my bed an eternal void filled with stars.

Posted
13 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Agent P is on a covert mission, disguised as a pancake

Duh

So why are we doing THIS??

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Oh lol Phineas and Ferb

12 hours ago, DcD25yhtdA8 said:

I accidentally dropped a jar of apple jam on it and I figured I can't let it go to waste.

 

And why is my bed an eternal void filled with stars.

Because I said so.

Why do you prefer eating yellow paint?

Posted
9 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

Because I said so.

Why do you prefer eating yellow paint?

Because red paint tastes terrible.

 

What is that cow doing here?

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