How to Kill a Hydra (HtKaD 4)

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

“I forgot.” Ferences replied innocently. “I have an awful memory.”

4 minutes ago, Wyver said:

I hope your bed temperature is concerningly high tonight

I hope you stub your toe

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

“I forgot.” Ferences replied innocently. “I have an awful memory.”

Divine glared at him

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

“I forgot.” Ferences replied innocently. “I have an awful memory.”

"Then how do you know the history of your inferior glass shard?"

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Just now, Wyver said:

"Then how do you know the history of your inferior glass shard?"

"Leave him alone!"

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

“Now now,” Ferences said. “We mustn’t be squabbling like children.”

Edited May 24, 2025 by SpartanBrigade

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

"Leave him alone!"

"Hmph!" Cerouge turned her head away from him.

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

“Now now,” Ferences said. “We mustn’t be squabbling like children.”

"Well, I am one, so I have a right!"

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Wyver said:

"Hmph!" Cerouge turned her head away from him.

"Well, I am one, so I have a right!"

Ferences turned accusatorially to Divine. “Why did you let a child travel with you? That’s recklessly irresponsible.” He shook his head in disbelief.

Edited May 24, 2025 by SpartanBrigade

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

Ferences turned accusatorially to Divine. “Why did you let a child travel with you? That’s recklessly irresponsible.” He shook his head in disbelief.

"Do you want me to stab you?" She said cheerfully.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

14 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

Ferences turned accusatorially to Divine. “Why did you let a child travel with you? That’s recklessly irresponsible.” He shook his head in disbelief.

"I'm literally 12."

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

 

9 minutes ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

"I'm literally 12."

"Oh... i'm riding on a Human younger than myself... how... interesting..."

 

Edited May 24, 2025 by Wyver

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

32 minutes ago, Wyver said:

"Do you want me to stab you?" She said cheerfully.

“You can certainly try Miss Cerouge.” Ferences drew his sword and flourished it in an arc. “But I’ve had experience stabbing people before they stab you.”

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

“You can certainly try Miss Cerouge.” Ferences drew his sword and flourished it in an arc. “But I’ve had experience stabbing people before they stab you.”

"Oh. Was that supposed to be... intimidating?"

Holdup Iced tell me, if we're basing my character off the DnD Pseudodragon, do i get the sting as well?

https://www.dndbeyond.com/monsters/16986-pseudodragon?srsltid=AfmBOopCvVkrD_tKpeYNsha8u21lqVcFeIg9ahnlIeVUQrTjg6cJxQZS

@IcedOutPenguin

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Wyver said:

"Oh. Was that supposed to be... intimidating?"

Holdup Iced tell me, if we're basing my character off the DnD Pseudodragon, do i get the sting as well?

https://www.dndbeyond.com/monsters/16986-pseudodragon?srsltid=AfmBOopCvVkrD_tKpeYNsha8u21lqVcFeIg9ahnlIeVUQrTjg6cJxQZS

@IcedOutPenguin

Yeah

 

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Am I about to be stung to death

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

ah yes I will totally not abuse that

 

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

Am I about to be stung to death

yes

I can make you poisoned or unconscious!

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

2 hours ago, SpartanBrigade said:

“You can certainly try Miss Cerouge.” Ferences drew his sword and flourished it in an arc. “But I’ve had experience stabbing people before they stab you.”

"I'm sure you wouldn't want this in your skin," Cerouge showed off her poisonous barb of a tail.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

“No I would prefer not to be impaled thank you Miss Cerouge,”

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, SpartanBrigade said:

“No I would prefer not to be impaled thank you Miss Cerouge,”

Cerouge smiled and waved her tail around in a circle very threateningly.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

“Very impressive Miss Cerouge.”

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, SpartanBrigade said:

“Very impressive Miss Cerouge.”

"Mhmmmmmm." Cerouge said. "So... why can you remember the very holy story of your glass shard but not something I told you two minutes ago?"

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Wyver said:

"Mhmmmmmm." Cerouge said. "So... why can you remember the very holy story of your glass shard but not something I told you two minutes ago?"

“Memory is a strange and unwieldy thing,” Ferences replied. “For instance I don’t remember what I had for lunch yesterday but somehow these men remember me borrowing from them years ago.” He shook his head

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

“Memory is a strange and unwieldy thing,” Ferences replied. “For instance I don’t remember what I had for lunch yesterday but somehow these men remember me borrowing from them years ago.” He shook his head

"You mean robbing." Cerouge said indifferently. "What did you even rob?"

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

“I mean permantly borrowing from. Apparently you’re not supposed to borrow identification. Take note in case you ever find yourself in a similar situation.” He pointed at the miniature dragon

Edited May 25, 2025 by SpartanBrigade

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

2 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

“I mean permantly borrowing from. Apparently you’re not supposed to borrow identification. Take note in case you ever find yourself in a similar situation.” He pointed at the miniature dragon

"Meh. What's i-denty-fick-shun?"

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Just now, Wyver said:

"Meh. What's i-denty-fick-shun?"

“Well Miss Cerouge, identification is when you tell someone who you are. For example if you you told someone your name was Cerouge you would be identifying yourself. Now if I was to introduce myself as Cerouge that would be borrowing identity. It’s like a game of pretend but for some reason people don’t seem to like playing it.”