How to Kill a Hydra (HtKaD 4)

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Wyver said:

"Oh." Cerouge went silent for a moment. "But... why did they open up his chest? And make him naked? I know you humans dislike unclothed humans!"

No way it was open heart surgery. They are nowhere close to being able to do any major surgery, it was probably just an amputation

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

No way it was open heart surgery. They are nowhere close to being able to do any major surgery, it was probably just an amputation

I honestly don't know, it's just a genuine surgery.

It can be whatever surgery you want it to be

[Through the Living Hope]

16 minutes ago, Wyver said:

"It was! It was like they were sacrificing the poor human! So I left when it just begun!"

“Wasteful.”

10 minutes ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

"It's a medical procedure that saves people!"

“By causing deliberate harm?”

6 minutes ago, Wyver said:

"Oh." Cerouge went silent for a moment. "But... why did they open up his chest? And make him naked? I know you humans dislike unclothed humans!"

“They do?”

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, Spark of Hope said:

“Wasteful.”

"And for what god? Or was it  dragon?

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"By causing deliberate harm?"

"I guess. But the human guy was asleep the whole time, so it seemed pretty painless."

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"They do?"

"Yeah! I'd describe in detail but..." Cerouge glanced up at Divine.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

19 minutes ago, Wyver said:

"And for what god? Or was it  dragon?

"I guess. But the human guy was asleep the whole time, so it seemed pretty painless."

"Yeah! I'd describe in detail but..." Cerouge glanced up at Divine.

21 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

“Wasteful.”

“By causing deliberate harm?”

“They do?”

"They are not being sacrificed!"

Edited May 24, 2025 by IcedOutPenguin

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, IcedOutPenguin said:

"They are not being sacrificed!"

"I mean, I know you said they were saving lives, but stripping humans of their wrappings and stabbing them with mini-swords isn't quite... normal. Even for humans!"

[Through the Living Hope]

9 hours ago, Wyver said:

"And for what god? Or was it  dragon?

"I guess. But the human guy was asleep the whole time, so it seemed pretty painless."

"Yeah! I'd describe in detail but..." Cerouge glanced up at Divine.

 

8 hours ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

"They are not being sacrificed!"

 

8 hours ago, Wyver said:

"I mean, I know you said they were saving lives, but stripping humans of their wrappings and stabbing them with mini-swords isn't quite... normal. Even for humans!"

She nodded. 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

3 hours ago, Spark of Hope said:

 

 

She nodded. 

Cerouge sighed. "Humans are wierd. And frail, apparently."

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

6 minutes ago, Wyver said:

Cerouge sighed. "Humans are wierd. And frail, apparently."

Divine sighed

3 hours ago, Spark of Hope said:

 

 

She nodded. 

 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

Divine sighed

 

"It's true!"

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Just now, Wyver said:

"It's true!"

"Pseudodragons are weird too!"

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

"Pseudodragons are weird too!"

"But humans are wierder. We don't open eachother up to 'save them'!"

Edited May 24, 2025 by Wyver

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Ferences eyed the pseudodragon. “What do you do Miss Cerouge?” 
How big is Cerouge?

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Like half-of-a-foot tall, and maybe 3 ft long at the most

"Well, I dunno! But I've never heard of dragons getting silly human stuff like, um whatsit called- Can-ceer? Can-ker? Cancer?"

Edited May 24, 2025 by Wyver

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

He sighed. “Yes it’s called cancer Miss Cerouge. Where did you even hear about cancer?”

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

2 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

He sighed. “Yes it’s called cancer Miss Cerouge. Where did you even hear about cancer?”

"Well, um, the humans make this big boxes that i heard are called hospitals, and inside they were doing unspeakable things to a man because he had  cancer. Every time I pass by they're always treating some wierd human thing. Cancer. Ar-thur-irtes. Pri-g-nat."

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

This medieval place has modern medicine? 
Also imagine you get to live in Middle Earth but die of cancer that would suck  

“Yes Miss Cerouge I’m quite familiar with hospitals,”

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

IDK i just listed some common... issues

"OK. Well, um, why'd you ask me?"

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

“I was inquiring as to what dragons do for medicine,” He replied. 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

"Oh. Well, I'm not too sure, as I don't think dragons get silly things like preg-ant."

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

He glanced down at her. “Let’s not go there.”

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

"Go where?" Cerouge said innocently. "Is there a reason you don't like preg-ant? Wait, do you have preg-ant?"

oh, cerouge, my sweet innocent child

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Ferences forced a smile. Glancing around he spotted a discarded fruit on the ground. “Oh look a rare and unique fruit,” He said cheerfully. “Maybe if you eat it you’ll be blessed.”

We love extremely subtly changing the subject 

Edited May 24, 2025 by SpartanBrigade

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

I cannot allow subject changing.

"Naw, that's probably full of germs. Anyways, you implied you have preg-ant?"

preg-ant

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

“How do you know about germs? Tell me about germs.”