How to Kill a Hydra (HtKaD 4)

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

“Here,” Ferences drew a stone from his cloak and tossed it to her. It was opaque with veins of silver streaking across the surface. “Collector’s item, just for you,”

Iced is just lurking here

"A rock? But you can find these everywhere! Here, I don't want it." Cerouge gave it back to Mr. Preg-ant.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Wyver said:

"A rock? But you can find these everywhere! Here, I don't want it." Cerouge gave it back to Mr. Preg-ant.

 

2 minutes ago, Wyver said:

"A rock? But you can find these everywhere! Here, I don't want it." Cerouge gave it back to Mr. Preg-ant.

“But you can’t find this rock anywhere else. In all of existence, in all of reality, this rock is one of a kind.”

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Oh my god this is amazing

I have just been watching,

but this is PURE COMEDY

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

4 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

 

“But you can’t find this rock anywhere else. In all of existence, in all of reality, this rock is one of a kind.”

"OK? It's still a rock. Don't want it."

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Oh my god this is amazing

I have just been watching,

but this is PURE COMEDY

I'm glad i could amuse you

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Wyver said:

OK? It's still a rock. Don't want it."

Ferences accepted the rock back. “Well Miss Cerouge, what would you like?”

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

2 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

Ferences accepted the rock back. “Well Miss Cerouge, what would you like?”

"Interesting, Human, not-easy-to-find-stuff." Cerouge said, glaring at the rock.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

7 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Oh my god this is amazing

I have just been watching,

but this is PURE COMEDY

Thank you thank you we’ll be here all week

Like Wyver said we’re glad to amuse you lol

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

We just have people spectating our conversation

I don't know how I should feel about that

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

Thank you thank you we’ll be here all week

Like Wyver said we’re glad to amuse you lol

I might not be here all next week...

And uh probably not a lot of tomorrow either, I have things to do

But I'll be here until very late today and some bit tomorrow and most of monday soo...

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

1 minute ago, Wyver said:

We just have people spectating our conversation

I don't know how I should feel about that

I might not be here all next week...

And uh probably not a lot of tomorrow either, I have things to do

Ooh how cryptic 
Thank you thank you we’ll be here… as much as we can

I dunno I take pride in the fact we have multiple folks attending our two person comedy show

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Nor do I

But I'm pleased to be enterataining

*ahem* let us continue the show RP

Cerouge was not interested in the 'Human' version of 'unique', apparently.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

8 minutes ago, Wyver said:

"Interesting, Human, not-easy-to-find-stuff." Cerouge said, glaring at the rock.

Ferences rummaged in his cloak, eventually drawing out a shard of glass. “This,” He said. “Is the most unique artifact you could ever wish for. Sand, centuries old, taken by a quester from the east and specially forged in flames hot enough to heat a castle through the harshest winters.”

He’s technically not lying, it’s a shard of glass he took from a window he broke in though two miles East from here

Edited May 24, 2025 by SpartanBrigade

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

3 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

Ferences rummaged in his cloak, eventually drawing out a shard of glass. “This,” He said. “Is the most unique artifact you could ever wish for. Sand, centuries old, taken by a quester from the east and specially forged in flames hot enough to heat a castle through the harshest winters.”

He’s technically not lying, it’s a shard of glass he took from a window he broke in though two miles East from here

"Already have it." Cerouge pulled out a small frame of colored, tempered glass in the design of a Blue jay. "And MINE is better."

she didn't steal it i swear

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

1 minute ago, Wyver said:

"Already have it." Cerouge pulled out a small frame of colored, tempered glass in the design of a Blue jay. "And MINE is better."

she didn't steal it i swear

“And just where did you get this Miss Cerouge?”

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, SpartanBrigade said:

“And just where did you get this Miss Cerouge?”

"Well, um, in the market, some Human was selling some. When I asked about them, he said 'Take it! Just don't hurt me!' I mean, my talons don't hurt that much... right?" Cerouge glanced at her talons. "Aaaah, whatever."

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

6 minutes ago, Wyver said:

"Well, um, in the market, some Human was selling some. When I asked about them, he said 'Take it! Just don't hurt me!' I mean, my talons don't hurt that much... right?" Cerouge glanced at her talons. "Aaaah, whatever."

“Your talons are fine,” Ferences said. “But what’s a mundane shard of glass obtained from some street vendor when compared to this exotic momento from a perilous quest?” He holds up his significantly uglier shard of glass

Edited May 24, 2025 by SpartanBrigade

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

“Your talons are fine,” Ferences said. “But what’s a simple shard of glass obtained from some street vendor when compared to this exotic moment of a perilous quest?” He holds up his significantly uglier shard of glass

"Naw. One potentially deadly if used correctly pane of glass is better than one potentially deadly if used correctly shard of glass. Size is everything. Mostly."

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Wyver said:

"Naw. One potentially deadly if used correctly pane of glass is better than one potentially deadly if used correctly shard of glass. Size is everything. Mostly."

“Which I suppose would make you nothing Miss Cerouge,” Ferences replied testily, eyeing the diminutive dragon

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

4 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

“Which I suppose would make you nothing Miss Cerouge,” Ferences replied testily, eyeing the diminutive dragon

"That's why I said mostly. I don't count."

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

1 minute ago, Wyver said:

"That's why I said mostly. I don't count."

“Surely you learned some mathematics Miss Cerouge?”

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

“Surely you learned some mathematics Miss Cerouge?”

"That most doesn't mean all? Sure did! I also know scientific notation! And how many squirrels can get me a satchel at the Dragon Market!"

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

6 minutes ago, Wyver said:

"That most doesn't mean all? Sure did! I also know scientific notation! And how many squirrels can get me a satchel at the Dragon Market!"

Ferences nodded. “Very impressive. We should probably find the rest of our party.”

Where is everyone lol

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

Ferences nodded. “Very impressive. We should probably find the rest of our party.”

Where is everyone lol

They're just... not on rn. And we're with them rn too. I'm on Divine's shoulder.

"So are you still trying to, um, what's the human word? Cer-uh-pet  me? To make me rob Humans?"

[Argenti he/him]

4 minutes ago, Wyver said:

They're just... not on rn. And we're with them rn too. I'm on Divine's shoulder.

"So are you still trying to, um, what's the human word? Cer-uh-pet  me? To make me rob Humans?"

Hast feels the word Rob being spoken from across the city and perks up

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

8 minutes ago, Wyver said:

They're just... not on rn. And we're with them rn too. I'm on Divine's shoulder.

"So are you still trying to, um, what's the human word? Cer-uh-pet  me? To make me rob Humans?"

“I can’t say I’ve heard of a Kira Pet before, but yes, I believe we could form quite a lucrative business together Miss Cerouge.”

Edited May 24, 2025 by SpartanBrigade

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

“I can’t say I’ve heard of a Kira Pet before, but yes, I believe we could form quite a leukretice business together Miss Cerouge.”

It was "corruption" in Cerouge's bad pronounciation of Human words

"What's luke-ret-ice? And what's a busy-nes?"