How to Kill a Hydra (HtKaD 4)

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, SpartanBrigade said:

“Well Miss Cerouge, identification is when you tell someone who you are. For example if you you told someone your name was Ce'rouge you would be identifying yourself. Now if I was to introduce myself as Cerouge that would be borrowing identity. It’s like a game of pretend but for some reason people don’t seem to like playing it.”

"Why not?"

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

“No idea.”

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

“No idea.”

"Well, if Humans don't like it, I shouldn't be doing it. I'm in their territory, I obey their rules."

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

12 minutes ago, Wyver said:

"Well, if Humans don't like it, I shouldn't be doing it. I'm in their territory, I obey their rules."

“This city is specifically made to be everyone’s territory regardless of species,”

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

4 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

“This city is specifically made to be everyone’s territory regardless of species,”

"But the Humans own it. So I follow their rules. If I went into another dragon's territory, I'd follow their rules."

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

6 minutes ago, Wyver said:

"But the Humans own it. So I follow their rules. If I went into another dragon's territory, I'd follow their rules."

“Come on now Miss Cerouge, why follow arbitrary rules? We’re our own masters, we have Autonomy,”

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, SpartanBrigade said:

“Come on now Miss Cerouge, why follow arbitrary rules? We’re our own masters, we have Autonomy,”

"What's ar-bit-rye? And ow-tun-um-ee?"

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Just now, Wyver said:

"What's ar-bit-rye? And ow-tun-um-ee?"

“Arbitrary means they don’t matter and autonomy means we can can what we want.” Ferences paused for a moment. “Say, do we have enough money to hire a nurse for you?”

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, SpartanBrigade said:

“Arbitrary means they don’t matter and autonomy means we can can what we want.” Ferences paused for a moment. “Say, do we have enough money to hire a nurse for you?”

"Why do I need a nerd?"

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

1 minute ago, Wyver said:

"Why do I need a nerd?"

“Miss Cerouge, half of our party are children. I think you all need a nurse.”

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, SpartanBrigade said:

“Miss Cerouge, half of our party are children. I think you all need a nurse.”

"Well, I'm mature. And I don't need a nerd, whatever that is."

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

“Yes, extremely mature,” Ferences said flatly

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, SpartanBrigade said:

“Yes, extremely mature,” Ferences said flatly

"More than you. You're trying to disobey Human orders!"

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Wyver said:

"More than you. You're trying to disobey Human orders!"

“I don’t just try to disobey human orders,” Ferences replied dramatically. “I disobey human orders and I thrive.”

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

2 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

“I don’t just try to disobey human orders,” Ferences replied dramatically. “I disobey human orders and I thrive.”

"I could call the Guard Humans! They'll put you in a Hospital! The type with all those cells- I've seen it!"

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Oh Cerouge they could never make me hate you

“Those places aren’t very fun, I speak from experience.”

 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, SpartanBrigade said:

Oh Cerouge they could never make me hate you

“Those places aren’t very fun, I speak from experience.”

 

Very extremely innocent child right here

"Oh... I knew you looked familiar!"

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

“Looked familiar Miss Cerouge?”

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, SpartanBrigade said:

“Looked familiar Miss Cerouge?”

"Well, I visited the Cell Hospital a time ago and they were reviewing a case for a guy with your picture on it,"

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

“Oh… were they now?”

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

“Oh… were they now?”

"Yeah. They said you committed tex ev-ee-son. Is it true?"

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

“… Maybe.”

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, SpartanBrigade said:

“… Maybe.”

Cerouge looked at him.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

He stared back

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

8 hours ago, SpartanBrigade said:

“I forgot.” Ferences replied innocently. “I have an awful memory.”

I hope you stub your toe

my mom did

and then it broke

*chortle*

7 hours ago, Wyver said:

ah yes I will totally not abuse that

 

yes

I can make you poisoned or unconscious!

*gasps* WoF reference?