How to Kill a Hydra (HtKaD 4)

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

57 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

"Why were you not breaking into that house?"

"Because I wanted to know what the inside of a hose  was like."

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

"House Miss Cerouge," Ferences said, attempting to quash the annoyance in his voice. "And what did you think?"

Edited May 26, 2025 by SpartanBrigade

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Cerouge glanced at him inquisitively. "Are you annoyed?"

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

"No not at all Miss Cerouge,"

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, SpartanBrigade said:

"No not at all Miss Cerouge,"

"You sound so. Is having preg-ant annoying?"

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Wyver said:

"You sound so. Is having preg-ant annoying?"

"I couldn't tell you as I'm not pregnant Miss Cerouge,"

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

"I couldn't tell you as I'm not pregnant Miss Cerouge,"

"Oh sorry, I forgot" Cerouge said snarkily.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Just now, Wyver said:

"Oh sorry, I forgot" Cerouge said snarkily.

Can I be mean to her

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

Can I be mean to her

Well... you kind of already are... so just don't be too mean

 

NOTHING PHYSICAL PLEASE

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Wyver said:

Well... you kind of already are... so just don't be too mean

 

NOTHING PHYSICAL PLEASE

Yeah no nothing physical

"Didn't your mother ever teach you manners? Oh wait,"

I'm sorry

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

Yeah no nothing physical

"Didn't your mother ever teach you manners? Oh wait,"

I'm sorry

S H A M E L E S S

"Oh wait? You jealous that I at least got to know mine, when you never even had one?"

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

"Maybe if you had a family to teach you, you would know everyone has a mother, Miss Cerouge,"

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

"Oh, I had a family. But at least my family loved me- unlike some little preg-ant human."

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Wyver said:

"Oh, I had a family. But at least my family loved me- unlike some little preg-ant human."

"You wouldn't know love if it poked you with its stinger Miss Cerouge."

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

"You wouldn't know love if it poked you with its stinger Miss Cerouge."

"You wouldn't know kindness if it showed up in a Human Circus wrapping with a giant elephant."

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

8 minutes ago, Wyver said:

"You wouldn't know kindness if it showed up in a Human Circus wrapping with a giant elephant."

"You wouldn't know sense if it landed on your head."

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

"You wouldn't know sense if it landed on your head."

"You wouldn't know happiness even if you won the cat in the divorce!"

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

"You don't even know WHAT DIVORCE IS!"

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

"I do! I know Humans have Human Divorce law-slurs! And they fight for stuff! Divorce is where you leave your nestmate!"

"A Human-exclusive term!" Added Cerouge

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Just now, Wyver said:

"I do! I know Humans have Human Divorce law-slurs! And they fight for stuff! Divorce is where you leave your nestmate!"

"A Human-exclusive term!" Added Cerouge

"Well aren't you educated Miss Cerouge." 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

"Well aren't you educated Miss Cerouge." 

"More educated than you could be with two decades in call-leg!"

(college)

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Wyver said:

"More educated than you could be with two decades in call-leg!"

(college)

"You're a CHILD! You don't know ANYTHING!"

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, SpartanBrigade said:

"You're a CHILD! You don't know ANYTHING!"

"I Might be a wyrmling but I'm at least TWICE as mature as YOU!"

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Just now, Wyver said:

"I Might be a wyrmling but I'm at least TWICE as mature as YOU!"

"You wouldn't know maturity if it fell from the sky!"

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

"You wouldn't know maturity if it fell from the sky!"

Cerouge got off Divine's shoulder. "You wouldn't know love if it took you cat away!"