How to Kill a Hydra (HtKaD 4)

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

1 minute ago, Wyver said:

It was "corruption" in Cerouge's bad pronounciation of Human words

"What's luke-ret-ice? And what's a busy-nes?"

Ah no I did a mispelling  

“Have you heard of capitalism Miss Cerouge?”

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

Ah no I did a mispelling  

“Have you heard of capitalism Miss Cerouge?”

"No. What's Cap-it-ism?"

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Wyver said:

"No. What's Cap-it-ism?"

“Capitalism is is a socio-economic system predicated upon the private ownership of the means of production, the voluntary exchange of goods and services in markets, and the theoretically unobstructed accumulation of capital — defined here, not narrowly as money, but expansively as assets capable of producing additional assets through processes of commodification, investment, and market engagement.“

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

“Capitalism is is a socio-economic system predicated upon the private ownership of the means of production, the voluntary exchange of goods and services in markets, and the theoretically unobstructed accumulation of capital — defined here, not narrowly as money, but expansively as assets capable of producing additional assets through processes of commodification, investment, and market engagement.“

Cerouge had fallen asleep 5 words through, and was snoring softly by the time he finished.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Ferences exhaled deeply. Finally

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

Ferences exhaled deeply. Finally

"Ib ibf oper?" Cerouge mumbled.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

1 minute ago, Wyver said:

"Ib ibf oper?" Cerouge mumbled.

“Have you heard of a hedge fund Miss Cerouge?”

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

“Have you heard of a hedge fund Miss Cerouge?”

"Don't you dare," Cerouge woke up fully.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

If uh

If someone wants to tag in here I think I’ve improvised too close to the Sun I’m out of material lol

Edited May 24, 2025 by SpartanBrigade

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Outplayed!

"I swear, if you quote some complicated human stuff I'ma fall asleep again."

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

“Oh dear,” Ferences said cheerfully. “How unfortunate,”

Edited May 24, 2025 by SpartanBrigade

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, SpartanBrigade said:

“Oh dear,” Ferences said cheerfully. “How unfortunate,”

Cerouge just glared at him. "What did you say? 'When have I not been polite'?"

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Just now, Wyver said:

Cerouge just glared at him. "What did you say? 'When have I not been polite'?"

“I’ve been extremely polite. I refrained from dropping you off a precipice with some large stones.”

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, SpartanBrigade said:

“I’ve been extremely polite. I refrained from dropping you off a precipice with some large stones.”

"Well, um, if you attacked me you'd hit Divine which would trigger Vellulu. ...Which would put you at two angry dragons. So, it would be better if you didn't, Mister Preg-ant." Cerouge smiled and relaxed.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Wyver said:

"Well, um, if you attacked me you'd hit Divine which would trigger Vellulu. ...Which would put you at two angry dragons. So, it would be better if you didn't, Mister Preg-ant." Cerouge smiled and relaxed.

“Please Miss Cerouge, my name is not mister Preg-ant.”

 

Edited May 24, 2025 by SpartanBrigade

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

“Please Miss Cerouge, my name is not !ister Preg-ant.”

 

The exclamation mark

"Well, who are you then? And what's it like to have preg-ant? Is it fun?"

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Just now, Wyver said:

The exclamation mark

"Well, who are you then? And what's it like to have preg-ant? Is it fun?"

The exclamation mark?

”Miss Cerouge, I told you, my name is Ferences and I a definitively not pregnant.”

I hate you so much  

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

2 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

The exclamation mark?

”Miss Cerouge, I told you, my name is Ferences and I a definitively not pregnant.”

I hate you so much  

You said " !ister preg-ant " before you edited it

"If you're not a pregnant, what is a pregnant?"

Your welcome

Edited May 24, 2025 by Wyver

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Wyver said:

You said " !ister preg-ant " before you edited it

"If you're not a pregnant, what is a pregnant?"

Your welcome

“A…” Ferences fell silent for several moments. “… subject I’m not qualified to speak on. Ask your mother.”

I hope you drop your ice cream cone on the sidewalk 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, SpartanBrigade said:

“A…” Ferences fell silent for several moments. “… subject I’m not qualified to speak on. Ask your mother.”

I hope you drop your ice cream cone on the sidewalk 

"Oh. My mom died."

I hope your bed temperature is concerningly high tonight

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Just now, Wyver said:

"Oh. My mom died."

I hope your bed temperature is concerningly high tonight

"You've told us before."

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, IcedOutPenguin said:

"You've told us before."

"He didn't know."

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Just now, Wyver said:

"He didn't know."

"You've told him before."

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

"You've told him before."

"Oh, have I? Then why did he ask about my mom?"

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Just now, Wyver said:

"Oh, have I? Then why did he ask about my mom?"

"I don't know."