How to Kill a Hydra (HtKaD 4)

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

"Well, when they were doing some stuff to a human with preg-ant, they were going to clean their mini-swords because it might have germs, and it implied germs were bad."

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

“You’re right they are bad. Imagine tiny insects so small you can’t see them. Even insects can’t see them. These tiny insects make people sick.”

We love Professor Ferences

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

"OK. So, what does preg-ant feel like?"

This is very entertaining

I'm not just on here I'm planning how to do very very funny pokemon strategies on Butter rn

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

“If I were to drop you off a cliff would your friends be upset with me?”

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

"I'd just fly right up Mr. preg-ant Human!"

she has WINGS

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

“Oh yes you would wouldn’t you,” Ferences mused. “Mmm…” He reached into his cloak and emerged with a large stone. “Say, do you think you could fly while carrying this?”

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

"Why should I?" Cerouge held up her two very stuffed satchels. "I'm carrying this, aren't I?" (it's maybe 15 lb)

Size does not equal strength!!

Stop trying to kill Cerouge you never will!!

She's too innocent to take your threats seriously!!

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Ferences nodded looking impressed. “Very nice Miss Cerouge. What’s in there anyway?”

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

"Why do you wanna know?"

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

This is one of the funniest interactions ever. 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Cerouge is just a little dragon guy, she doesn't unserstand pregnancy! Or, um, preg-ant.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Ferences leaned in conspiratorially. “Well you see I actually have a passion for rare collectables.”

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

"Oh, I have many many fun collectibles Mr Preg-ant, but they're mostly Human stuff so I don't think you'd be too interesting. You see this everyday, right?" Cerouge pulled out a dead snake out of her stuffed satchel.

I almost pulled out dr*gs instead

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Wyver said:

"Oh, I have many many fun collectibles Mr Preg-ant, but they're mostly Human stuff so I don't think you'd be too interesting. You see this everyday, right?" Cerouge pulled out a dead snake out of her stuffed satchel.

I almost pulled out dr*gs instead

NO YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE DRUGS THAT’D BE FUNNY

Wait there ARE two satchels…

“Mmm,” Ferences studied the snake. “Well you do see a snake every now and again but we don’t usually hang them up as decoration. Who… sold that to you?”

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, SpartanBrigade said:

NO YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE DRUGS THAT’D BE FUNNY

Wait there ARE two satchels…

“Mmm,” Ferences studied the snake. “Well you do see a snake every now and again but we don’t usually hang them up as decoration. Who… sold that to you?”

"Oh, some Human who was about to put it on some flames. But as soon as he saw me we made this expression-" Cerouge mimicked the average person's expression of fear "-and tossed it at me!"

Why do you want me to pull out dr*gs?

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Drugs make for peak comedy 

“Oh how kind,” Ferences said. “Did he by chance have anything shiny on him?”

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

Drugs make for peak comedy 

“Oh how kind,” Ferences said. “Did he by chance have anything shiny on him?”

Don't you dare encourage Cerouge with dr*gs

"Um... he had this thing that looked like one of their mini-swords, but it was bigger and didn't have tips but a flat edge... he had egg juice on it..."

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Wyver said:

Don't you dare encourage Cerouge with dr*gs

"Um... he had this thing that looked like one of their mini-swords, but it was bigger and didn't have tips but a flat edge... he had egg juice on it..."

“…Egg juice?”

Wait what is she talking about I genuinely can’t tell  

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

“…Egg juice?”

Wait what is she talking about I genuinely can’t tell  

"Yeah. I see Humans cracking open eggs and juice comes out!"

aka just the stuff inside of eggs

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

1 minute ago, Wyver said:

"Yeah. I see Humans cracking open eggs and juice comes out!"

aka just the stuff inside of eggs

Oh he was just eating an egg with a spoon?

WAIT HE WAS EATING RAW EGG WITH A SPOON?

”Ah…” Ferences glanced around to see if anyone else was nearby to save him from the conversation. “Dead snakes aside anything else?”

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

2 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

Oh he was just eating an egg with a spoon?

WAIT HE WAS EATING RAW EGG WITH A SPOON?

”Ah…” Ferences glanced around to see if anyone else was nearby to save him from the conversation. “Dead snakes aside anything else?”

NO NO NO he had a SPATULA and he was COOKING it along with the SNAKE before he gave it to CEROUGE!

"Um... in my bag or of the Human, Mr Preg-ant?"

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Just now, Wyver said:

NO NO NO he had a SPATULA and he was COOKING it along with the SNAKE before he gave it to CEROUGE!

"Um... in my bag or of the Human, Mr Preg-ant?"

“In your bag, and please, you can call me Ferences.” He smiled 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, SpartanBrigade said:

“In your bag, and please, you can call me Ferences.” He smiled 

"Well, my bag is none of your business. And I heard the Humans in the hospital- they said 'We have a preg-ant woman in room 12,' not 'Mrs. July is in room 12', so there!"

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Just now, Wyver said:

"Well, my bag is none of your business. And I heard the Humans in the hospital- they said 'We have a preg-ant woman in room 12,' not 'Mrs. July is in room 12', so there!"

“Yes well, my name is Ferences and we’re not in a hospital as you may have noticed. And Hospital Humans are a cruel bunch, they don’t even use proper names,” He crouched down and whispered conspiratorially. “That’s why you should never go to the hospital. Ever. Even if you’re dying.”

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

“Yes well, my name is Ferences and we’re not in a hospital as you may have noticed. And Hospital Humans are a cruel bunch, they don’t even use proper names,” He crouched down and whispered conspiratorially. “That’s why you should never go to the hospital. Ever. Even if you’re dying.”

"Well, since humans only like people who speak like them -I've heard of race-em, mind you!- if I speak like them, maybe they'll realize dragons aren't so evil! And I won't go to Human hospitals, I've seen how they sacrifice people!"