Travel Log: An Insanity Clinic Spinoff

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, Spark of Hope said:

Um, why a 14 year old?

I don't know. Maybe 13? Don't recall his birthday. He's being annoying. Teenagers. Ugh. 

Want some relish?

[Through the Living Hope]

1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

I don't know. Maybe 13? Don't recall his birthday. He's being annoying. Teenagers. Ugh. 

Want some relish?

Um. I’m good. But thanks? And why is he more active?

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

15 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

"People eat it a lot in the modern era."

Elan hands him some sauerkraut and a bottle of vintage horseradish sauce to wash it down.

For the liberty cabbage, Vita doesn't like it.

And fun fact, horseradish is spicy.

Congratulations you made it worse.

Edited April 26, 2025 by Just_a_Fan

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

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mmmm wasabi . . .

Horseradish is fine, I guess. Doesn't have a very appealing flavor

*blach*

 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, Just_a_Fan said:

For the liberty cabbage, Vita doesn't like it.

And fun fact, horseradish is spicy.

Congratulations you made it worse.

Elan frowns, and hands him a Carolina reaper.

Exposure therapy for the win.

[Through the Living Hope]

Just now, Ancient Elantrian said:

Elan frowns, and hands him a Carolina reaper.

Exposure therapy for the win.

Ave can tell just by look that it’s spicy. Elan. No. 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, Spark of Hope said:

Ave can tell just by look that it’s spicy. Elan. No. 

Elan struggles to not smile.

He'll probably live...

[Through the Living Hope]

Just now, Ancient Elantrian said:

Elan struggles to not smile.

He'll probably live...

Elan. 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, Spark of Hope said:

Elan. 

...

Elan doesn't stop.

It'll be fine. If he explodes, I can just get a mop and use black magic to revive him.

[Through the Living Hope]

Just now, Ancient Elantrian said:

...

Elan doesn't stop.

It'll be fine. If he explodes, I can just get a mop and use black magic to revive him.

Elan! Stop!

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, Spark of Hope said:

Elan! Stop!

I'm joking! It's just really spicy. He'll be completely fine and intact.

[Through the Living Hope]

2 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

I'm joking! It's just really spicy. He'll be completely fine and intact.

And he wasn’t in enough pain from spice already?!

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, Spark of Hope said:

And he wasn’t in enough pain from spice already?!

.....

[Through the Living Hope]

4 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

.....

Exactly. So please. Stop.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

38 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

Exactly. So please. Stop.

Unfortunately, Vita has already ea-

[Vita used Inferno Overdrive!]

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Y'all cool if I make a portal to Equestria?

 

[Through the Living Hope]

Just now, Just_a_Fan said:

Unfortunately, Vita has already ea-

[Vita used Inferno Overdrive!]

 

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Um, sure?

 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

46 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

Exactly. So please. Stop.

5 minutes ago, Just_a_Fan said:

Unfortunately, Vita has already ea-

[Vita used Inferno Overdrive!]

 

Sorry not sorry but really kinda sorry.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

5 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

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Um, sure?

By feeding him a few too much spicy things, he unleashed a fireball that ripped a hole in the fabric of realities and sucked everyone into another land. Fortunately, it was Equestria. Unfortunately, there's a small stormcloud raining knives.

Fortunately, the knives are bouncing off the portal like a wall was placed there.

[Through the Living Hope]

2 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Sorry not sorry but really kinda sorry.

She sighed. 

Just now, Just_a_Fan said:

By feeding him a few too much spicy things, he unleashed a fireball that ripped a hole in the fabric of realities and sucked everyone into another land. Fortunately, it was Equestria. Unfortunately, there's a small stormcloud raining knives.

Fortunately, the knives are bouncing off the portal like a wall was placed there.

“Whoa!” She spun to protect Lundyn. 

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

14 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

She sighed. 

“Whoa!” She spun to protect Lundyn. 

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Btw:

Celestia is a fantasy drug addict,

Pinkie pie and rainbow dash are terrified of each other. (Let's just say we're not the only universe sliders.)

Fluttershy has developed a mental condition where she keeps developing potent platonic crushes on folks, but then becoming outrageously aggressive to them once she confesses to them, disguising the blatantly foul behavior as wanting to "prepare them for the real world"... Even though said crush might be one of the Maine six... Or chrysalis.

Speaking of which... K'now what, I'll leave her open for you folks to spin. Spin away.

 

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

7 hours ago, Just_a_Fan said:

By feeding him a few too much spicy things, he unleashed a fireball that ripped a hole in the fabric of realities and sucked everyone into another land. Fortunately, it was Equestria. Unfortunately, there's a small stormcloud raining knives.

Fortunately, the knives are bouncing off the portal like a wall was placed there.

“That’s not going to cause a few problems now is it?”

[Through the Living Hope]

2 hours ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

“That’s not going to cause a few problems now is it?”

“Hopefully not…”

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

5 hours ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

“That’s not going to cause a few problems now is it?”

3 hours ago, Spark of Hope said:

“Hopefully not…”

The portal closes behind us.

The land we're now somewhat stuck in appears to be a colorful prosperous city inhabited by sapient, and vibrant horses...

[Through the Living Hope]

1 minute ago, Just_a_Fan said:

The portal closes behind us.

The land we're now somewhat stuck in appears to be a colorful prosperous city inhabited by sapient, and vibrant horses...

She kept Lundyn close to her. 

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

On 4/27/2025 at 12:45 AM, Just_a_Fan said:

The portal closes behind us.

The land we're now somewhat stuck in appears to be a colorful prosperous city inhabited by sapient, and vibrant horses...

Sigh. “Right I see what ave meant by there are stranger things out there.”

On 4/27/2025 at 12:47 AM, Spark of Hope said:

She kept Lundyn close to her. 

“You couldn’t do the same for me could you?”