Travel Log: An Insanity Clinic Spinoff

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

11 hours ago, Just_a_Fan said:

Vita's impromptu ride crashes next to Aventine.

"Can you cut it out with the magic? I've nearly been roasted twice now. And look at what you've done to this poor horsey!"

 

10 hours ago, Spark of Hope said:

She knelt by the horse. “Hey, it’s alright.”

Roy whinced “sorry.” He said rushing over to lend what aid he could 

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

10 hours ago, Spark of Hope said:

She knelt by the horse. “Hey, it’s alright.”

Vita calms his nerves with a deep breath.

"Y-yeah, you'll be fine, just need to fish out some- ...right. lost my uniform, scud."

He picks up the pegasi with his tail, using it as a stretcher.

"Aventine, do you have anything that could help with 3rd degree burns? Better question, could you ask our horse friends for directions to a hospital?"

@Spark of Hope

He turns to Roy. "For the safety of you, and others, I am going to bind you to prevent any further magic usage. Please do not resist." 

[Vita used wrap.]

@RoyalBeeMage

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

3 minutes ago, Just_a_Fan said:

Vita calms his nerves with a deep breath.

"Y-yeah, you'll be fine, just need to fish out some- ...right. lost my uniform, scud."

He picks up the pegasi with his tail, using it as a stretcher.

"Aventine, do you have anything that could help with 3rd degree burns? Better question, could you ask our horse friends for directions to a hospital?"

@Spark of Hope

He turns to Roy. "For the safety of you, and others, I am going to bind you to prevent any further magic usage. Please do not resist." 

[Vita used wrap.]

@RoyalBeeMage

“But- but I only just got my magic back.”

[Through the Living Hope]

3 minutes ago, Just_a_Fan said:

Vita calms his nerves with a deep breath.

"Y-yeah, you'll be fine, just need to fish out some- ...right. lost my uniform, scud."

He picks up the pegasi with his tail, using it as a stretcher.

"Aventine, do you have anything that could help with 3rd degree burns? Better question, could you ask our horse friends for directions to a hospital?"

@Spark of Hope

He turns to Roy. "For the safety of you, and others, I am going to bind you to prevent any further magic usage. Please do not resist." 

[Vita used wrap.]

@RoyalBeeMage

“I don’t speak horse…”

Elan asked. “Thataway.”

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

8 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

“I don’t speak horse…”

Elan asked. “Thataway.”

"Thank you."

He follows along, trying not to disturb the badly burnt equine.

10 minutes ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

“But- but I only just got my magic back.”

"And you've proven to be hazardous with them, having given an innocent bystander 3rd degree burns, if not worse."

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

Just now, Just_a_Fan said:

"Thank you."

He follows along, trying not to disturb the badly burnt equine.

"And you've proven to be hazardous with them, having given an innocent bystander 3rd degree burns, if not worse."

“That’s hardly my fault. I’m still suffering from amnesia here.”

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

On 5/8/2025 at 5:51 PM, RoyalBeeMage said:

“That’s hardly my fault. I’m still suffering from amnesia here.”

"Don't care. Just don't want you blowing up the sun or something."

Vita cantered into town, trying to not disturb his patent, so she didn't go into shock.

Roy, however, was perfectly healthy, if a bit mentally ill and reckless with magic, and so was dragged through several piles of... fresh fertiliser... quickly.

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@RoyalBeeMage

"Congratulations Roy, your reckless use of magic not only got somepony hurt, but also steamed up a leafeon doctor who can break every bone in your body, while naming them." /j

They can be petty creatures, Floatzels, hence why Vita is dragging Roy through lots of horse dung. Let's hope Roy doesn't get ill from this. 

@Spark of Hope

Leafeon, on the other hand, are usually very loyal, and Ave and Lundyn have made a stronk friend, so long as they keep treating him decently, of course, leafeon aren't stupid. 

Another factor in all of this is that humans don't have the best reputation where vita's from...

In lighter note: royal guards weren't hired for their brains.

The verdant weasel pokemon rushes into the hospital, using Roy's face to open the door. 

Edited May 10, 2025 by Just_a_Fan

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

On 5/9/2025 at 6:59 AM, Just_a_Fan said:

"Don't care. Just don't want you blowing up the sun or something."

Vita cantered into town, trying to not disturb his patent, so she didn't go into shock.

Roy, however, was perfectly healthy, if a bit mentally ill and reckless with magic, and so was dragged through several piles of... fresh fertiliser... quickly.

The verdant weasel pokemon rushes into the hospital, using Roy's face to open the door. 

roy'll be fine... i hope

roy sputtered and treid holding his breath were he could to avoid the worst of teh fertiliser 

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

On 5/10/2025 at 8:18 PM, RoyalBeeMage said:

roy'll be fine... i hope

roy sputtered and treid holding his breath were he could to avoid the worst of teh fertiliser 

Vita exits the hospital with a new, non-bloodsoaked uniform and med kit. And two blood-boiling pegusi who happened to be the parents of the patent. 

"No, she excluded you two exclusively and by full name. I don't care if you're her parents, you're disturbing personnel. I understand, sir, just- What? Where'd you get a cannon from? Hey! No! GET OUT!"

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Yes, the patent is Rainbow dash. Yes, Vita will likely cut one of the two defending the place and himself.

 

[Through the Living Hope]

3 hours ago, Just_a_Fan said:

Vita exits the hospital with a new, non-bloodsoaked uniform and med kit. And two blood-boiling pegusi who happened to be the parents of the patent. 

"No, she excluded you two exclusively and by full name. I don't care if you're her parents, you're disturbing personnel. I understand, sir, just- What? Where'd you get a cannon from? Hey! No! GET OUT!"

 

“Vita, stop. We don’t want trouble.”

[Belandrius Ohhmar He/Him]

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is it too late or can I join?

 

[Through the Living Hope]

8 hours ago, Oh Bel said:

 

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You can join! There’s no sheet or anything 

 

[Belandrius Ohhmar He/Him]

1 hour ago, Spark of Hope said:

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You can join! There’s no sheet or anything 

 

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Thank you

A man is nearby huddled low he seems to be watching the group.

[Through the Living Hope]

2 minutes ago, Oh Bel said:

A man is nearby huddled low he seems to be watching the group.

Aventine saw him and smiled. 

[Belandrius Ohhmar He/Him]

1 minute ago, Spark of Hope said:

Aventine saw him and smiled. 

he scowled

[Through the Living Hope]

1 minute ago, Oh Bel said:

he scowled

She blinked and turned away. 

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

14 hours ago, Oh Bel said:

A man is nearby huddled low he seems to be watching the group.

Turning from the guards dragging the troublemakers away, Vita notices the human, quite out of place from the technicolor equines that populate the town. 

He approaches the human carefully.

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@Oh Bel Could you PLEASE give us more description than "is guy", right now I'm imagining him as a bald white man in a grey sweater vest and grey sweatpants. Also, (/sarcastic --->) go ahead, try jumping the 7+ ft. tall fox-otter covered in toxic spikes with a giant visible poison gland and a +1 longsword of sharpness for a tail, see how messed up that gets ya.

 

Edited May 14, 2025 by Just_a_Fan

[Belandrius Ohhmar He/Him]

26 minutes ago, Just_a_Fan said:

@Oh Bel Could you PLEASE give us more description than "is guy", right now I'm imagining him as a bald white man in a grey sweater vest and grey sweatpants. Also, (/sarcastic --->) go ahead, try jumping the 7+ ft. tall fox-otter covered in toxic spikes with a giant visible poison gland and a +1 longsword of sharpness for a tail, see how messed up that gets ya.

he is tall about 6' 7' if you did measurement in feet he has hair flowing down to his shoulders and it is white. you COULD describe him as elf like but he was very obviously human. he is in woodland clothing.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

18 hours ago, Belandrius Ohhmar said:

he is tall about 6' 7' if you did measurement in feet he has hair flowing down to his shoulders and it is white. you COULD describe him as elf like but he was very obviously human. he is in woodland clothing.

Roy waved at the guy trying to remember if he knew them

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Vita drinks at a river, then scoops some water with his tail, and offers it to the person. (@Belandrius Ohhmar)

"Here, have some water."

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Sea otters can drink ocean water because they have a special kidney. 

Also, the water's very salty. It's made of pony tears. 

Edited May 15, 2025 by Just_a_Fan

[Belandrius Ohhmar He/Him]

49 minutes ago, Just_a_Fan said:

Vita drinks at a river, then scoops some water with his tail, and offers it to the person. (@Belandrius Ohhmar)

"Here, have some water."

He regects the water scowling and begins to stalk away

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

4 hours ago, Just_a_Fan said:

Vita drinks at a river, then scoops some water with his tail, and offers it to the person. (@Belandrius Ohhmar)

"Here, have some water."

 

3 hours ago, Belandrius Ohhmar said:

He regects the water scowling and begins to stalk away

Roy pokes his finger in the water and it starts to heat up…

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He’s trying to purify it but forgot that by evaporating the water and leaving behind the salt he is basically making it saltier cause chemistry 

 

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

58 minutes ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

Roy pokes his finger in the water and it starts to heat up…

Vita panics and yeets the scalding saltwater into Roy's face, (entirely on accident this time,) and runs into a fountain fueled by the river to cool his tail off.

A moment later, he realizes: "Wait, since when could I breath underwater?"

He swims up to the surface, snipes at Roy with a blast of water, then dives back under, and swims upstream to tackle the mystery man. (@Belandrius Ohhmar)

"alright, sir, what is your name."

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[Vita learned Water Gun! Vita learned Dive!]

 

Edited May 16, 2025 by Just_a_Fan

[Belandrius Ohhmar He/Him]

1 hour ago, Just_a_Fan said:

"alright, sir, what is your name."

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"ahh get of of me crazy person thing!"

[Through the Living Hope]

3 minutes ago, Belandrius Ohhmar said:

"ahh get of of me crazy person thing!"

“Sir,” Aventine said gently, “we aren’t going to hurt you.”