Travel Log: An Insanity Clinic Spinoff

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

19 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

Everyone else has left the room. 

He swiftly realizes that he just drank hot sauce, not relish, and leaves in search of his human companions.

[Through the Living Hope]

Just now, Just_a_Fan said:

He swiftly realizes that he just drank hot sauce, not relish, and leaves in search of his human companions.

They are talking in the lobby.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

16 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

They are talking in the lobby.

"sorry to *hack* interrupt, but do you know any *cough* ways to deal with the fact that I just *pant pant* accidently drank a bottle of hot sauce. I *wheeze* thought it was some fancy ketchup relish blend... H- here's the bottle." he spluttered, red faced, before handing the mostly empty bottle.

The sauce in question is a blend of various superspicy peppers, including, but not limited to the top 10 hottest peppers in our world, and some even spicer fantasy ones.

all in all, poor Vita really messed up.

Edited April 25, 2025 by Just_a_Fan

[Through the Living Hope]

1 minute ago, Just_a_Fan said:

"sorry to *hack* interrupt, but do you know any *cough* ways to deal with the fact that I just *pant pant* accidently drank a bottle of hot sauce. I *wheeze* thought it was some fancy ketchup relish blend... H- here's the bottle." he spluttered, red faced, before handing the mostly empty bottle.

The sauce in question is a blend of various superspicy peppers, including, but not limited to the top 10 hottest peppers in our world, and some even spicer fantasy ones.

all in all, poor Vita really messed up.

“Um.. I don’t. Sorry. Elan?”

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

4 hours ago, Spark of Hope said:

 

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no, they were blueberry and poppyseed and chocolate

 

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

1 hour ago, Spark of Hope said:

“Um.. I don’t. Sorry. Elan?”

Vita looses his footing, and composure, swiftly becoming a floofy ball of sugary tears and syrup snot, spouting pained gibberish to "Elam"

@Ancient Elantrian

[Through the Living Hope]

16 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

 

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Hmm... I might remember them but I don't know

 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

4 hours ago, Just_a_Fan said:

Vita looses his footing, and composure, swiftly becoming a floofy ball of sugary tears and syrup snot, spouting pained gibberish to "Elam"

@Ancient Elantrian

"Uh..." Elan pulls a glass of milk out of thin air. "Try this."

[Through the Living Hope]

1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

"Uh..." Elan pulls a glass of milk out of thin air. "Try this."

“Milk helps?”

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

“Milk helps?”

"Yeah."

[Through the Living Hope]

2 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

"Yeah."

“Huh. Interesting.”

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

29 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

"Uh..." Elan pulls a glass of milk out of thin air. "Try this."

...

It's not very effective...

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

55 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

“Huh. Interesting.”

 

34 minutes ago, Just_a_Fan said:

...

It's not very effective...

Elan sighs.

Then pulls out a bottle of very fancy relish. 

"Try that."

[Through the Living Hope]

1 hour ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

 

Elan sighs.

Then pulls out a bottle of very fancy relish. 

"Try that."

“What’s that?”

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

25 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

“What’s that?”

"Tiny bits of chopped up pickles. I figure he'd want them, though it won't help."

[Through the Living Hope]

1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

"Tiny bits of chopped up pickles. I figure he'd want them, though it won't help."

“Oh.”

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

"Tiny bits of chopped up pickles. I figure he'd want them, though it won't help."

It's somewhat effective at improving his mood. Somewhat.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

44 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

“Oh.”

"People eat it a lot in the modern era."

42 minutes ago, Just_a_Fan said:

It's somewhat effective at improving his mood. Somewhat.

Elan hands him some sauerkraut and a bottle of vintage horseradish sauce to wash it down.

[Through the Living Hope]

Just now, Ancient Elantrian said:

"People eat it a lot in the modern era."

Elan hands him some sauerkraut and a bottle of vintage horseradish sauce to wash it down.

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The horseradish may not be the best thing lol. Tried it last week. Tasted like a lit fuse. 

“You know that just makes me nervous, right?”

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, Spark of Hope said:

“You know that just makes me nervous, right?”

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I eat ridiculous amounts of horseradish and wasabi

"Yep."

[Through the Living Hope]

1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

"Yep."

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You’re insane lol

I tasted the Fourth of July 

She shook her head holding back a smile. 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, Spark of Hope said:

She shook her head holding back a smile. 

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I had a spoonful of wasabi once. I collapsed onto the ground. It's a pretty funny video

Elan grinned at her, wiggling his eyebrows.

[Through the Living Hope]

Just now, Ancient Elantrian said:

Elan grinned at her, wiggling his eyebrows.

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I’m not putting it here for obvious reasons but one time at a sushi place my sibling and I tried a tiny bit of wasabi and it wrecked us. We have a picture

What are you…?

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, Spark of Hope said:

What are you…?

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Funnnnnnn

It's a tolerance thing I think

Sane, most of the time. But you gotta remember I got people of all ages living in my head, and a 14-year-old is particularly active right now.

[Through the Living Hope]

Just now, Ancient Elantrian said:

Sane, most of the time. But you gotta remember I got people of all ages living in my head, and a 14-year-old is particularly active right now.

Um, why a 14 year old?