The Funeral of Edema Rue('s Being on the Shard)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

Now imagine she appears.

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That would be amazing

 

[Through the Living Hope]

8 hours ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

how did this devolve into hw

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Eddie left the Shard because she had a ton of schoolwork 

 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

8 hours ago, Aeoryi said:

The trigonometric identity quickly evolved. 

Cos 2x = 2cos x

Cos^2 x - Sin^2 x = Cos x + cot x / csc x

Cos^2 x + cos^ 2 x = cos x + cot x / csc x + 1

2 cos^2 x = cos (x/2)cos(x/2) - sin(x/2)sin(x/2) + cot x / csc x

It would soon become impossible to solve. Time was running out and my knowledge of trig identities

“Uuuuhhhhh… don’t think that’s how trig works…”

I stare pointedly at the cos2x = 2cosx. (Cos can only ever go up to 1, 2cos can to 2)

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

35 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

“Uuuuhhhhh… don’t think that’s how trig works…”

I stare pointedly at the cos2x = 2cosx. (Cos can only ever go up to 1, 2cos can to 2)

“No no no no no. You’re doing it wrong.” 

2cosx= 17 

cosx= 8.5

x= 3

”See?? Easy!!”

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

4 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

“No no no no no. You’re doing it wrong.” 

2cosx= 17 

cosx= 8.5

x= 3

”See?? Easy!!”

Mmmmhhhhmmmmm but I’m talking about better trig. Different unit. Radians, you see. 

[Through the Living Hope]

14 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Mmmmhhhhmmmmm but I’m talking about better trig. Different unit. Radians, you see. 

“The nerd side does have pi…”

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Vyz hears the math going on and stops running. He runs back in and slaps everyone saying,”Don’t you see this is what they want, the homework is trying to control you!”

Vyz lights a real stick of dynamite, dropping it and running out.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

5 hours ago, Spark of Hope said:

“The nerd side does have pi…”

"Indeed we do."

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CAN I JUST SAY

I WANT A PIE IN THE SHAPE OF PI

 

[Through the Living Hope]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

"Indeed we do."

 

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So a half a circle

Because with a unit circle

Pi is 180 degrees

Semi circle

 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

 

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I think she means the symbol.

 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

 

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Yeah I meant the symbol

 

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Like how fun would that be

 

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

1 hour ago, Vyzkel said:

Vyz hears the math going on and stops running. He runs back in and slaps everyone saying,”Don’t you see this is what they want, the homework is trying to control you!”

Vyz lights a real stick of dynamite, dropping it and running out.

Raven, losing brain cells at an alarmingly high rate, yoinks the dynamite and yeets it out the window.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

Raven, losing brain cells at an alarmingly high rate, yoinks the dynamite and yeets it out the window.

It rebounds off something outside and hits you in the face.

Edited October 21, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Through the Living Hope]

10 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

 

 

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AAAAAAAAAH

Yeah that would be cool

 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Spark of Hope said:

 

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RIIIIGHT?!

 

[Aeoryi she/her]

50 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

 

Unfortunately, the answer was incorrect. The homework remained undefeated.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

"Don't you see? Completing the homework is succumbing to its wishes and makes it more powerful!" Storm calls out, left arm wrapped in a cast after his fight with the homework.

 

[Through the Living Hope]

1 hour ago, TwinStorm said:

"Don't you see? Completing the homework is succumbing to its wishes and makes it more powerful!" Storm calls out, left arm wrapped in a cast after his fight with the homework.

 

“No. The homework is a prison for Eddie. By doing its problems, we weaken its walls, and therefore its hold on her.”

[TwinStorm He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

“No. The homework is a prison for Eddie. By doing its problems, we weaken its walls, and therefore its hold on her.”

Storm withdraws in a crisis of faith.

[Aeoryi she/her]

The homework multiplies because of the ongoing procrastination 

 

 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

"Kill it or complete it, it MUST DIE!" Storm calls as he stands triumphantly, having resolved his crisis.

[PianoSavant she/her]

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I don’t suppose I can just…

Piano calls in a math tutor. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 hour ago, PianoSavant said:

Piano calls in a math tutor. 

Vyz, who’s a math tutor, appears.

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This is actually true, I am a math tutor.

 

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 hour ago, PianoSavant said:

Piano calls in a math tutor. 

Tutors aren't allowed to do homework for you!!!

[The H]

1 minute ago, Aeoryi said:

Tutors aren't allowed to do homework for you!!!

This is true. *the senate nods*