The Funeral of Edema Rue('s Being on the Shard)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Glass sighed and sat down on the sand, also bored.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

25 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Glass sighed and sat down on the sand, also bored.

Haly decided to use Glass’ hair to make cloth. 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Wrath decided to slay a revenant, taking a courage potion with him.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

20 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Haly decided to use Glass’ hair to make cloth. 

"Uh . . . what are you doing?"

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"Uh . . . what are you doing?"

“Tryna weave your hair into cloth. It’s not working.”

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, The Halcyon Girl said:

“Tryna weave your hair into cloth. It’s not working.”

Glass rolled her eyes. "Wow," she said jokingly.

"What a hairbrained idea."

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*ba dum tss*

 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Glass rolled her eyes. "Wow," she said jokingly.

"What a hairbrained idea."

 

“Not funny. Beosta might think so. But it’s not funny.” 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, The Halcyon Girl said:

“Not funny. Beosta might think so. But it’s not funny.” 

Glass harrumphed. "It wasn't even a plant pun though," she muttered.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

24 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Glass harrumphed. "It wasn't even a plant pun though," she muttered.

“I don’t think that matters much.”

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Wrath returns. He is successful. 
 

Fablehaven spoilers

Spoiler

And is now a shadow charmer

 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

45 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

“I don’t think that matters much.”

Glass grumbled something about nobody appreciating her puns.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Glass grumbled something about nobody appreciating her puns.

“You can’t blame us. It’s basically just PUN- ishment.” 

Haly cackled. 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

4 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"Okay, first of all, I think you just threatened to kill me but I'm not sure, and second of all, there's nothing there yet." She gestured pointedly to the empty arena.

"Stormy!" she yelled, "Are you ready yet?"

sorry I'm back!

The next beast strode out of the arena, a dragon. "Write an essay on the different perceptions of dragons in different cultures," snarled the beast, before torching the arena.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

4 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

sorry I'm back!

The next beast strode out of the arena, a dragon. "Write an essay on the different perceptions of dragons in different cultures," snarled the beast, before torching the arena.

“I know this, @Through The Living Glass!” Haly squeaked, bouncing up and down on her shoulder. 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, The Halcyon Girl said:

“I know this, @Through The Living Glass!” Haly squeaked, bouncing up and down on her shoulder. 

"Two warriors?" shouted Storm. "Then it is two monsters for you!" A second beast entered the arena, a man dressed in armor. "No tricks or problems for you!" the warrior shouted. "Just death!"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 hour ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

“You can’t blame us. It’s basically just PUN- ishment.” 

Haly cackled. 

Glass gasped and hugged Haly, laughing.

11 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

sorry I'm back!

The next beast strode out of the arena, a dragon. "Write an essay on the different perceptions of dragons in different cultures," snarled the beast, before torching the arena.

"Uh . . . Haly, you got that one!" Glass shouted as she ran towards the warrior.

"DEATH!"

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

6 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

"Two warriors?" shouted Storm. "Then it is two monsters for you!" A second beast entered the arena, a man dressed in armor. "No tricks or problems for you!" the warrior shouted. "Just death!"

 

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Glass gasped and hugged Haly, laughing.

"Uh . . . Haly, you got that one!" Glass shouted as she ran towards the warrior.

"DEATH!"

Haly returned to her normal size. “Eastern dragons in places like China were generally portrayed as long and skinny without wings!” She yelled, pulling three daggers out of her boots. “They were seen as benevolent beings and were greatly celebrated, especially in connection with water such as rivers! Western dragons are treasure hoarders, usually selfish antagonists with wings and four legs way closer together. Those will be the main points of my essay!”

[TwinStorm He/Him]

10 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

 

Haly returned to her normal size. “Eastern dragons in places like China were generally portrayed as long and skinny without wings!” She yelled, pulling three daggers out of her boots. “They were seen as benevolent beings and were greatly celebrated, especially in connection with water such as rivers! Western dragons are treasure hoarders, usually selfish antagonists with wings and four legs way closer together. Those will be the main points of my essay!”

"Evidence? Citations? You were given a pencil and a paper, SO USE IT!!!" roared the dragon, sending another torrent of flames across the arena. The knight swung his blade wildly, screaming bloody murder at both of them.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, TwinStorm said:

"Evidence? Citations? You were given a pencil and a paper, SO USE IT!!!" roared the dragon, sending another torrent of flames across the arena. The knight swung his blade wildly, screaming bloody murder at both of them.

Glass parried the knight's blade, then swung for his legs.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

3 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

"Evidence? Citations? You were given a pencil and a paper, SO USE IT!!!" roared the dragon, sending another torrent of flames across the arena. The knight swung his blade wildly, screaming bloody murder at both of them.

Haly spat out a long list of gibberish as swearing, then scribbled everything down on the paper. “There! Are you happy??”

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, The Halcyon Girl said:

Haly spat out a long list of gibberish as swearing, then scribbled everything down on the paper. “There! Are you happy??”

"I am finished." said the dragon quietly, "but my brother is not. I will warn you, use your skills and remember... he cannot swim." offered the dragon quickly before vanishing, leaving only the knight.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Haly spat out a long list of gibberish as swearing, then scribbled everything down on the paper. “There! Are you happy??”

Spoiler

"JIMINY MOTHER-LOVING CHRISTMAS CRACKERS!!"

 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, TwinStorm said:

"I am finished." said the dragon quietly, "but my brother is not. I will warn you, use your skills and remember... he cannot swim." offered the dragon quickly before vanishing, leaving only the knight.

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

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"JIMINY MOTHER-LOVING CHRISTMAS CRACKERS!!"

 

“GLASS HE CANT SWIM!”

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, The Halcyon Girl said:

“GLASS HE CANT SWIM!”

"HUH?! OKAY!!" she pushed the knight into a conveniently placed pool.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

"HUH?! OKAY!!" she pushed the knight into a conveniently placed pool.

“YAY!!” 

Haly celebrates.