The Funeral of Edema Rue('s Being on the Shard)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, The Halcyon Girl said:

“YAY!!” 

Haly celebrates. 

"Huzzah!" Glass yelled as she wondered how the knight managed to drown in one inch of water.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Stormy growled, then hit a button that released forty wild bulls into the arena. "Get them inside the pen, and you win! Only catch is, they're each a math problem."

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

Stormy growled, then hit a button that released forty wild bulls into the arena. "Get them inside the pen, and you win! Only catch is, they're each a math problem."

“EWWWWW, MATH.”

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 minute ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

“EWWWWW, MATH.”

Storm shrugged. "Not my idea, it's not like I get to determine what happens on Glass' Trials of Honor."

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

Storm shrugged. "Not my idea, it's not like I get to determine what happens on Glass' Trials of Honor."

“Grrrrr.”

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, The Halcyon Girl said:

“Grrrrr.”

"Don't blame me, I just work here. Anyways, here's a lasso!" Storm called out, tossing a lasso into the arena, which is immediately snagged by a charging bull. "Oh, oh well. Have fun!"

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, TwinStorm said:

"Don't blame me, I just work here. Anyways, here's a lasso!" Storm called out, tossing a lasso into the arena, which is immediately snagged by a charging bull. "Oh, oh well. Have fun!"

Haly sighed and jumped on one bull, immediately got bucked off, and was trampled. 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

3 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Haly sighed and jumped on one bull, immediately got bucked off, and was trampled. 

"Do the math problem, first." shouted Storm, "and it will submit to you!"

come up with the math on your own, I don't want to waste my time on it.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

13 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

"Do the math problem, first." shouted Storm, "and it will submit to you!"

come up with the math on your own, I don't want to waste my time on it.

 

2+2

”TWO PLUs TWO IS FIVE.”

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

 

2+2

”TWO PLUs TWO IS FIVE.”

The bulls trampled her again.

"HALY!"

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

28 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

The bulls trampled her again.

"HALY!"

“HEY! THAT SHOULDVE WORKED.” 

she picked a different bull. 

“3x+5 = 6x+ 4 means that x= 1/3!”

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

6 hours ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

“HEY! THAT SHOULDVE WORKED.” 

she picked a different bull. 

“3x+5 = 6x+ 4 means that x= 1/3!”

Wrath walks up to the third bull because why not and he sits down next to it and says, “ The implicit differentiation of (y^2)x + (x^2)y = 0 is in fact
y^2 + 2yx(dy/dx) + 2xy + (x^2)(dy/dx) = 0, which works out to be

(2xy + x^2)(dy/dx) = -(y^2 +2xy)

so the answer is:

dy/dx = -(y^2 + 2xy) / (2xy + x^2)”

[TwinStorm He/Him]

7 hours ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

“HEY! THAT SHOULDVE WORKED.” 

she picked a different bull. 

“3x+5 = 6x+ 4 means that x= 1/3!”

Storm congratulated them for capturing their first bulls. "Now get them all together!"

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

38 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Wrath walks up to the third bull because why not and he sits down next to it and says, “ The implicit differentiation of (y^2)x + (x^2)y = 0 is in fact
y^2 + 2yx(dy/dx) + 2xy + (x^2)(dy/dx) = 0, which works out to be

(2xy + x^2)(dy/dx) = -(y^2 +2xy)

so the answer is:

dy/dx = -(y^2 + 2xy) / (2xy + x^2)”

“Oh, gross.”

18 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

Storm congratulated them for capturing their first bulls. "Now get them all together!"

“Where again?”

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, The Halcyon Girl said:

“Oh, gross.”

“Where again?”

Storm pointed to a pen to the far side of the arena. "In there!"

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, TwinStorm said:

Storm pointed to a pen to the far side of the arena. "In there!"

“Oh, okay.” She rode the bill over and deposited him in the pen. 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Wrath deposited the bull in the pin

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

"2+2=4," Glass said, solving Haly's first problem.

She wrangled it into the pen.

There was one more bull.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"2+2=4," Glass said, solving Haly's first problem.

She wrangled it into the pen.

There was one more bull.

 

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"2+2=4," Glass said, solving Haly's first problem.

She wrangled it into the pen.

There was one more bull.

Wrath points out that he took care of the third one for her.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm, who'd been standing by in bewilderment the whole time, finally spoke.

"I think you've all gone crazy."

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

8 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Bookwyrm, who'd been standing by in bewilderment the whole time, finally spoke.

"I think you've all gone crazy."

“Oh, be quiet. You’re no fun.” 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

7 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

“Oh, be quiet. You’re no fun.” 

Bookwyrm frowned. "Says who? And am I wrong?"

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

9 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Bookwyrm frowned. "Says who? And am I wrong?"

“Says me. And no, you’re not.”

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

28 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

 

Wrath points out that he took care of the third one for her.

A fourth one was running around.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

27 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Bookwyrm, who'd been standing by in bewilderment the whole time, finally spoke.

"I think you've all gone crazy."

Wrath speaks to him in the Gnomish tongue.