fake quotes from sun tzu - Sun Tzu, Art of War

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

1 minute ago, THE DEMON said:

‘Twas sad, didn’t get the second replacement tho

SHHH! Don’t let Taln find out

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

3 minutes ago, TheBestTruthwatcher said:

SHHH! Don’t let Taln find out

He did

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

"Never write a book so big that it can't be bound without removing some content. Most people won't read it." – Sun Tzu, The Art of War

"I stand corrected." Sun Tzu, The Art of War, after having read WaT.

[-ACE- he/him]

WAIT... this looks glorious. What is it?

i get it. its amazing. Ill come back here later

Edited October 24, 2025 by -ACE-

[AltonicKeys he/him]

"WAIT... this looks glorious. What is it?

i get it. its amazing. Ill come back here later"

-Sun Tzu, Art of War

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

“History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.”

“You can’t spell slaughter without laughter.”

-Sun Tzu, Art of War

[Soulbinder she/her]

"I will take the Ring to Mordor."

–Sun Tzu, Art of War

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

17 hours ago, Soulbinder said:

"I will take the Ring to Mordor."

–Sun Tzu, Art of War

"- though I do not know the way"

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

20 hours ago, Clarkmon22 said:

"- though I do not know the way"

"You have my sword." –Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

1 hour ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

"You have my sword." –Sun Tzu, The Art of War

"And my bow." –Sun Tzu, The Art of War

(Please say it somebody )

also 

According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.

-Sun Tzu, The Art of War

 

Edited October 28, 2025 by Clarkmon22

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

"And my axe" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

(I am literally reading this at the moment)

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

21 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

"And my axe" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

(I am literally reading this at the moment)

"You carry the fate of us all, little one. If this is indeed the will of the Council, then Gondor will see it done."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Edited October 28, 2025 by Clarkmon22

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

"It seemed like a good idea at the time." -Sun Tzu, The Art of Oops.

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. -Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

 

[Soulbinder she/her]

"They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"They may take our lives, but they will never take our freedom!"

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[Vyzkel He/Him]

“Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Edited October 31, 2025 by Vyzkel
Formatting

[Through the Living Hope]

Look, I didn’t ask to be a half blood. 

-Sun Tzu, Art of War 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Disney FastPlay will begin in a moment.

-Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

"Technoblade Never Dies"

- Sun Tzu, Art of War

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

"Officer, I dropkicked that child in self defense. You've gotta believe me." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

"Well you see, I've been farming potato's." - Sun Tzu, On the Art of War 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

"He was playing checkers, WHILE I WAS FARMING POTATOS" - Sun Tzu, Art of War

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

"There was nothing left to do but to celebrate my victory with GRACE and HUMILITY." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[Myst He/Him]

“War crimes are suggestions”

-Sun Tzu, The Art of War

“Everything’s legal if the cops aren’t around”

-Sun Tzu, The Art of War

”I’m fine”

-Sun Tzu, The Art of War