fake quotes from sun tzu - Sun Tzu, Art of War

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

20 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"Your mom goes to college."

- Sun Tzu, Art of War

HEY! I ALREADY PUT THAT HERE!!!!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

6 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

HEY! I ALREADY PUT THAT HERE!!!!

"Wait, really?"

- Sun Tzu, Art of War

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

On 10/12/2024 at 9:02 PM, SpiritOfWrath said:

Your mom goes to college.

Sun Tzu, Art of War.

HERE

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

HERE

"Oop- my bad."

- Sun Tzu, Art of War

[Vyzkel He/Him]

“No no, I actually brought your mom to prom”  -Sun Tzu, Art of War

[AltonicKeys he/him]

"Kids are cruel, Jack. And I'm very in touch with my inner child."

-Sun Tzu, Art of War: Revengeance

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

The plot, unlike your hair, continues to thicken.

-Sun tzu, Art of War

[TwinStorm He/Him]

"And that was without even a drop of rum!"

-Sun Tzu, Art of War

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

is that.... A LEAF SPOT?? Is it??? Now you know how i feel about leaf spots. I will NOT stand for them! you know what youve done?? youve gone and dissapointed me. oh dear oh dear.... Everyone!! say GOODBYE to your friend! he just couldnt make the cut.... This is going to hurt you SO much more then its going to hurt me... And to the rest of you house plants?

GROWWW BETTEEERRRR!!!!!!!!!!

- Sun Tzu, Art Of War

[TwinStorm He/Him]

“First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.”

-Sun Tzu, Art of War

 

[Keke They/he]

“Some day we’l find it. The rainbow, connection, the lovers, the dreamers, and meeeeee”

sun tzu the art of war

[Cookie Spren]

"Whatever you do, don't reveal all of your techniques in a YouTube video, you fool, you moron."

                 - Sun Tzu, The Art of War (This is actually from Technoblade's 2nd Great Potato War video)

Edited December 18, 2024 by Ookla the Cookie Collector

[Vyzkel He/Him]

“The only god I see up here is me.” 
- Sun Tzu, Art of War

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

MRS´S PICKLESSSS ( crying)

Sun Tzu, art of war

[AltonicKeys he/him]

"Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of our hot eat the food"

-Tzu War, Of sun Art

[Hyper129 He/Him]

"Did someone take my blankie?"

- Sun Tzu, the Art of War

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

toot de la fruit

- Sun Tzu, Art Of War

[Keke They/he]

“If you ever get bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parent?” Sun tzu the art of war, chapter technoblade.

[Hyper129 He/Him]

7 hours ago, OOKLA the strange said:

“If you ever get bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parent?” Sun tzu the art of war, chapter technoblade.

"I had to take a break from drowning to drink a glass of water." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War, chapter Technoblade

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"There are nine types of ground. Light ground, heavy ground, ground of contention, intersecting ground, ground pork, ground beef, ground mutton, ground graham cracker crust, and groundhogs."

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

"SANTA!!!!!! I know him."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Tomorrow! 12am! Santa’s coming to town! -Sun Tzu, Art of War

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

“AVADA KEDAVRA!!!” Sun Tzu, Art of Wizard War.

[𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊]

"If any man says to his wife, 'calm down,' he has already lost."

-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

Edited December 30, 2024 by WhiteHairedDrifter

[TwinStorm He/Him]

"twue wove is what bwings us together today."

- Sun Tzu, Art of War

Edited January 4, 2025 by Ookla the Irreplaceable