fake quotes from sun tzu - Sun Tzu, Art of War

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

“Remember to hand out live land mines to orphans on the 5th of every month” -Sun tzu, art of war

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

"RED WINTER IS COMING"

-Sun Tzu, the Art of War

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

"No, please, don't speak - it's much easier to maintain my illusions regarding your intelligence that way." -Sun Tzu, the art of war

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

"If your enemy likes star wars, watch the movies in the order of digets of pi to horrify them." –Sun Tzu, the art of war 

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Don’t trust advice from frequently misquoted sources that originate from a foreign author who lived thousands of years ago and probably didn’t actually exist. 
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[Keke They/he]

1 hour ago, KnightSkye said:

"If your enemy likes star wars, watch the movies in the order of digets of pi to horrify them." –Sun Tzu, the art of war 

*SHREIKS LIKE A PTERODACTYL* 

Ahem

"Kill on site anyone who does the above quote" Sun Tzu the art of war

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

"I'm definitely the GOAT"

-Sun Tzu, Art of War

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

“Y’all. Do you think I can survive this fall.”—Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

"Hold my beer." -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[Vyzkel He/Him]

“This reminds me of when we ran into the Sugondees”, Sun Tzu, Art of War

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

“Trust the Awesomeness.” 

- Sun Tzu, the Art of War

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

"Punch the guy next to you at the bar, then turn to the fellow on your other side and say, 'Oy! Why'd you punch that lovely fellow!?'" –Sun Tzu, the art of barfights.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Tell this quote to 5 other people for good luck. If you don’t tell anyone, you will be cursed with bad fortune. 
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

“Don’t blend babies”

-sun tsu art of war

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

“Napoleon, give me your tots.”

-Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[Keke They/he]

*in awful singing voice* “rEWRitE tHe StaRS *unintellegable* FiIiiIIiIiND” sun tzu the art of war

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

"A lame fanfic would be 'all the canines in Paw Patrol mate in ways ranging from 'Kinda weird but whatever floats your boat' to 'that should not be physically nor biologically possible', with the author assuming that canine reproductive systems are the exact same as their human equivalents, and the parts of which being horrendously misspelled.' A scatty fanfic would be 'Daisy from DOOM reincarnates in the world of an obscure Pokemon comic, almost instantly attacks a collage/guild because the only 2 of the main characters that aren't named after the 7 deadly sins, are the titular protagonist of said comic, whom is being k!nk-shamed by an expy of MissingNo., and the janitor, who's is trying to clean up after the Slayer.' Good luck to the janitor." -Sun Tzu, Art of Cr@ckfics. 

Edited February 11, 2025 by Just_a_Fan

[Keke They/he]

On 2/10/2025 at 6:01 PM, Just_a_Fan said:

"A lame fanfic would be 'all the canines in Paw Patrol mate in ways ranging from 'Kinda weird but whatever floats your boat' to 'that should not be physically nor biologically possible', with the author assuming that canine reproductive systems are the exact same as their human equivalents, and the parts of which being horrendously misspelled.' A scatty fanfic would be 'Daisy from DOOM reincarnates in the world of an obscure Pokemon comic, almost instantly attacks a collage/guild because the only 2 of the main characters that aren't named after the 7 deadly sins, are the titular protagonist of said comic, whom is being k!nk-shamed by an expy of MissingNo., and the janitor, who's is trying to clean up after the Slayer.' Good luck to the janitor." -Sun Tzu, Art of Cr@ckfics. 

Reference the fanfic that is between jasnah and wit on archive of our own, the one that uses a soulcaster. - sun tzu the art of pleasewhydoesthisfanficexist.

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

2 minutes ago, Thee insane said:

Reference the fanfic that is between jasnah and wit on archive of our own, the one that uses a soulcaster. - sun tzu the art of pleasewhydoesthisfanficexist.

WHY. WHY WOULD YOU SPREAD KNOWLEDGE OF THIS???

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

17 minutes ago, Thee insane said:

Reference the fanfic that is between jasnah and wit on archive of our own, the one that uses a soulcaster. - sun tzu the art of pleasewhydoesthisfanficexist.

"lemme guess, Lemonfic?" -Sun Tzu

[Keke They/he]

8 minutes ago, Just_a_Fan said:

"lemme guess, Lemonfic?" -Sun Tzu

“It’s called offer me that deathless death, i read the first paragraph and died internally. And also stopped rading it. It’s on archive of our own if your into that crap.” Sun tzu the art of thiswillmakeyouneedtherapy

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

45 minutes ago, Thee insane said:

“It’s called offer me that deathless death, i read the first paragraph and died internally. And also stopped rading it. It’s on archive of our own if your into that crap.” Sun tzu the art of thiswillmakeyouneedtherapy

"*DETERMINATION." -Sun tzu, art of revenge fics.

[Keke They/he]

15 hours ago, KnightSkye said:

WHY. WHY WOULD YOU SPREAD KNOWLEDGE OF THIS???

BECAUSE I WONT SUFFER ALONE! Im worried for whoever wrote that. I… half of me wants to know… what it says the other half is like no we aint reading that

14 hours ago, Just_a_Fan said:

"*DETERMINATION." -Sun tzu, art of revenge fics.

“*dies inside*” the art of dying cause people need therapy

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step"

-Sun Tzu

Spoiler

Yes, this is incorrect. Look it up.

 

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

"They fire homie lazers. at night, they come equipped with  b e a n s . " -Sun Tzu, art of Mario maker YTPs, on the mechakopatroopa.

"the author knows too much about rabies and deals with it through writing" -lysella, a paw patrol fanfic.

Edited February 16, 2025 by Just_a_Fan