Animal Annihilation (A Game)

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I difuse the unicorn utility fog with an echidna EMP.

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

9 minutes ago, Pineap-spider said:

I difuse the unicorn utility fog with an echidna EMP.

Noooo! My fog! 
I hit you over the head with a weaponized walrus. 

[LightRinger he/him]

8 hours ago, Dragonheir said:

20 hours ago, LightRinger said:

 

Who are we jousting? Each other, or opponents? 

Each other, for fun, before we got attacked and I had to smack @Pineap-spider with a tiger tortilla. 

Edited July 5, 2024 by LightRinger
Wow. I severely misused those commas

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

41 minutes ago, LightRinger said:

Each other, for fun, before we got attacked and I had to smack @Pineap-spider with a tiger tortilla. 

7 hours ago, Dragonheir said:

Noooo! My fog! 
I hit you over the head with a weaponized walrus. 

What did I do? I fend you both off with a bunny bowstaff

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

1 hour ago, LightRinger said:

Each other, for fun, before we got attacked and I had to smack @Pineap-spider with a tiger tortilla. 

1 hour ago, Pineap-spider said:

What did I do? I fend you both off with a bunny bowstaff

I combine the two into a bunny burrito then cause chaos with a squirrel smoke bomb and some lion lightshow lasers. 

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

41 minutes ago, Dragonheir said:

I combine the two into a bunny burrito then cause chaos with a squirrel smoke bomb and some lion lightshow lasers. 

I argue that it should be a tiger taco, then huck a frog frying pan at your head.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I hit you in the head with a quail quarterstaff.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I barge in with a boa bomb in my hand, screaming the word "obscenities" at the top of my lungs.

[LightRinger he/him]

I use an Ostrich Obscenity Obliterator to silence you. 

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I look aprovingly at LightRinger, then throw a BlueWildRye Body at him

[strmblsd he/him]

*I eat a chicken sandwich *

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

22 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

*I eat a chicken sandwich *

*gasp of horror* “No ALITTERATION!?!!?”

I  launch my entire Millipede Military, including the Aardvark Army, the Narwhal Navy, the Albatross Air Force, the Manatee Marines, the Crab Coast Guard, and the Swallow Space Force at @strmblsd.

Edited July 6, 2024 by Pineap-spider

[strmblsd he/him]

*hides in heina hidey hole*

[BlueWildRye he/him]

2 hours ago, Pineap-spider said:

I look aprovingly at LightRinger, then throw a BlueWildRye Body at him

The BlueWildRye Body is holding an Alligator Arbalest.

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

Eats the bunny burrito and tiger taco in the corner. Prepares a swan shield to avoid attacks. 

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I attack the heina hidey hole with my Milipede Military, My Giraffe General is leading the charge wielding a Bat Bat.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I fire at Pineap with my baboon bazooka, rendering him unconscious, and take control of the milipede military, giraffe general, and bat bat.

[LightRinger he/him]

7 hours ago, BlueWildRye said:

The BlueWildRye Body is holding an Alligator Arbalest.

I catch it, as well as the Cannibal Chicken on its back, and throw it back at Pineap along with a Goat Grenade 

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I wake up after 3 hours and dodge your bluewildrye body, Alligator Arbalest cannibal chicken, and goat grenade and they all land on the hiena (hyena?) hidey hole and break it open. I then use a scorpion stun gun to take down Glass and regain control of the Milipede Military. Me and my Giraffe General with his bat bat gather Strmblsd and Glass and we throw them in a condor cage. Strmblsd should have used Alliteration.

Edited July 7, 2024 by Pineap-spider

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

I swing a bison battle axe at condor cage, and miss horribly. So I pull out my gorilla gun and shot at the condor cage. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I cut open the cage with my cat chainsaw, pulling Strmblsd after me.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I downgrade the bat bat to a bat baton.

[strmblsd he/him]

*I launch your bat baton away with my bat baton bazooka*

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

I get hit in the head with the bat baton and find myself an iguana ice pack. 

Edited July 7, 2024 by Dragonheir
Just noticed I wrote bag baton by accident

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I use a fox flamethrower to melt the iguana ice pack. 

Edited July 7, 2024 by Pineap-spider