Animal Annihilation (A Game)

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

2 minutes ago, Pineap-spider said:

I use a fox flamethrower to melt the iguana ice pack. 

I use a ferret freeze ray to block it, and continue holding the iguana ice pack to my head. 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I throw an urial Ulfberht at you.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I go take a nap using my wallaby weighted blanket

[strmblsd he/him]

I Throw a bee bomb at you ... And these bees are special bees... The really like stinging

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

11 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

I Throw a bee bomb at you ... And these bees are special bees... The really like stinging

I defuse it using some snake smoke, then get myself some honey. 

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I thank @Dragonheir and ask if they would like to be my shard buddy. Then I punch strmblsd in the face with barracuda brass knuckles 

Edited July 8, 2024 by Pineap-spider

[strmblsd he/him]

* I launch my big black bear ballistic bomb into the sky*

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

16 hours ago, strmblsd said:

* I launch my big black bear ballistic bomb into the sky*

I shall block it with a tarantula turbo trampoline, sending it back into the sky. 
 

16 hours ago, Pineap-spider said:

I thank @Dragonheir and ask if they would like to be my shard buddy.

Sure! I’ve put you in my signature. 

[strmblsd he/him]

I use a rabbit rope to pull it back down to earth

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

9 hours ago, strmblsd said:

I use a rabbit rope to pull it back down to earth

So you’re pulling an explosive out of the sky with a rope?! I detonate it in the air with an elephant electrolaser. 

Electrolasers ionize the air so they can conduct a bolt of lightning to a target. They’re really cool. 

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I start work on developing a wallaby warhead, and I eat a penguin PB&J

[strmblsd he/him]

I try out my newest inator  the wombat world detonatorinator

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I hit you in the head with a knob-tailed gecko knobkerry.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

After a month, I wipe the dust off the weapons and throw every single one at passing civilians. Including the newt nuke.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I protect said civilians with my new and improved SHARK SHIELD in all caps.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Since Rye is now a Tyrannosaurus Terrorist,  I call in a Seal SWAT team.

[strmblsd he/him]

I take out the seal swat team with my tarantula torpedo

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

Coming down from the moon, I launch more tarantula torpedoes from my snail spaceship. 

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I use my orangutan orbital laser to take out the snail spaceship 

Edited August 18, 2024 by Pineap-spider

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I shoot a gazelle gastraphetes at Pineap.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

7 minutes ago, WildRye said:

I shoot a gazelle gastraphetes at Pineap.

I use goldfish google to figure out what that is, and then hide behind a blowfish blast wall 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

I use my Cremling Carver (I had to) to carve a hole in the blowfish blast wall. Then I use my Rabbit Revolver and Dingo Dingdonger to maim or knock out Pineap.

Edited September 21, 2024 by SpiritOfWrath
I made it better

[strmblsd he/him]

i shoot my bunny bazooka at you hoping its bouncing bunny bomb will hurt you with its bunny boom.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

SAW SKARKNADO

I'm sure this is legal.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I attack everyone with my Tapir Tank, Gander Gatling Gun, and Chicken Chu-No-Ku, the very latter of which is my prized possession.