125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

4 hours ago, Clarkmon22 said:

2414: being named Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Sr

(full name Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegel­steinhausen­bergerdorff­welche­vor­altern­waren­gewissenhaft­schafers­wessen­schafe­waren­wohl­gepflege­und­sorgfaltigkeit­beschutzen­vor­angreifen­durch­ihr­raubgierig­feinde­welche­vor­altern­zwolfhundert­tausend­jahres­voran­die­erscheinen­von­der­erste­erdemensch­der­raumschiff­genacht­mit­tungstein­und­sieben­iridium­elektrisch­motors­gebrauch­licht­als­sein­ursprung­von­kraft­gestart­sein­lange­fahrt­hinzwischen­sternartig­raum­auf­der­suchen­nachbarschaft­der­stern­welche­gehabt­bewohnbar­planeten­kreise­drehen­sich­und­wohin­der­neue­rasse­von­verstandig­menschlichkeit­konnte­fortpflanzen­und­sich­erfreuen­an­lebenslanglich­freude­und­ruhe­mit­nicht­ein­furcht­vor­angreifen­vor­anderer­intelligent­geschopfs­von­hinzwischen­sternartig­raum Sr.) 

(Was a real dude)

I was gonna try to translate that, but I don't think I wanna go through all that

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

5 hours ago, Clarkmon22 said:

2414: being named Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Sr

(full name Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegel­steinhausen­bergerdorff­welche­vor­altern­waren­gewissenhaft­schafers­wessen­schafe­waren­wohl­gepflege­und­sorgfaltigkeit­beschutzen­vor­angreifen­durch­ihr­raubgierig­feinde­welche­vor­altern­zwolfhundert­tausend­jahres­voran­die­erscheinen­von­der­erste­erdemensch­der­raumschiff­genacht­mit­tungstein­und­sieben­iridium­elektrisch­motors­gebrauch­licht­als­sein­ursprung­von­kraft­gestart­sein­lange­fahrt­hinzwischen­sternartig­raum­auf­der­suchen­nachbarschaft­der­stern­welche­gehabt­bewohnbar­planeten­kreise­drehen­sich­und­wohin­der­neue­rasse­von­verstandig­menschlichkeit­konnte­fortpflanzen­und­sich­erfreuen­an­lebenslanglich­freude­und­ruhe­mit­nicht­ein­furcht­vor­angreifen­vor­anderer­intelligent­geschopfs­von­hinzwischen­sternartig­raum Sr.) 

(Was a real dude)

2415. Google translating the German to get

 “Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff which of his oral world were conscientious sheep were well-cared for and carefully protected from attacking by their greedy enemies which before the age of twelve hundred thousand years before the first man the spacecraft at night between seven and seven iridium electric motors used light as its origin of power starts its long journey between star-like seeking the space the neighborhood of the star which had habitable planets circles turn dog where the new race of understanding humanity could plant and surely enjoy life long joy and rest with no fear to attack other intelligent schopfs from the between stars”

[Vielence She/Her]

20 hours ago, Clarkmon22 said:

2414: being named Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Sr

(full name Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegel­steinhausen­bergerdorff­welche­vor­altern­waren­gewissenhaft­schafers­wessen­schafe­waren­wohl­gepflege­und­sorgfaltigkeit­beschutzen­vor­angreifen­durch­ihr­raubgierig­feinde­welche­vor­altern­zwolfhundert­tausend­jahres­voran­die­erscheinen­von­der­erste­erdemensch­der­raumschiff­genacht­mit­tungstein­und­sieben­iridium­elektrisch­motors­gebrauch­licht­als­sein­ursprung­von­kraft­gestart­sein­lange­fahrt­hinzwischen­sternartig­raum­auf­der­suchen­nachbarschaft­der­stern­welche­gehabt­bewohnbar­planeten­kreise­drehen­sich­und­wohin­der­neue­rasse­von­verstandig­menschlichkeit­konnte­fortpflanzen­und­sich­erfreuen­an­lebenslanglich­freude­und­ruhe­mit­nicht­ein­furcht­vor­angreifen­vor­anderer­intelligent­geschopfs­von­hinzwischen­sternartig­raum Sr.) 

(Was a real dude)

Holy crap that poor guy paper work must have been a menace. 

15 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

2415. Google translating the German to get

 “Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff which of his oral world were conscientious sheep were well-cared for and carefully protected from attacking by their greedy enemies which before the age of twelve hundred thousand years before the first man the spacecraft at night between seven and seven iridium electric motors used light as its origin of power starts its long journey between star-like seeking the space the neighborhood of the star which had habitable planets circles turn dog where the new race of understanding humanity could plant and surely enjoy life long joy and rest with no fear to attack other intelligent schopfs from the between stars”

…

Is this the real translation? 
*skepticism*

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

16 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

2415. Google translating the German to get

 “Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff which of his oral world were conscientious sheep were well-cared for and carefully protected from attacking by their greedy enemies which before the age of twelve hundred thousand years before the first man the spacecraft at night between seven and seven iridium electric motors used light as its origin of power starts its long journey between star-like seeking the space the neighborhood of the star which had habitable planets circles turn dog where the new race of understanding humanity could plant and surely enjoy life long joy and rest with no fear to attack other intelligent schopfs from the between stars”

2416. Hypertranslating it to get

"Woollerthanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanbberbbable Babblable BibblbabbleBblberberberbergberbergs, Oldberbelbelgreesbresbresbreazbres, caution and attack the other stars of the stars. Yes you know"

[Vielence She/Her]

3 hours ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

2416. Hypertranslating it to get

"Woollerthanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanstanbberbbable Babblable BibblbabbleBblberberberbergberbergs, Oldberbelbelgreesbresbresbreazbres, caution and attack the other stars of the stars. Yes you know"

2417: Being Wayne. 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 hour ago, VieB13 said:

2417: Being Wayne. 

2418. being so exited because someone mentioned wayne

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2419. Finding a way to weaponize this in a different thread

Edited August 24, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2420. helping chips weaponize this

2421. killing everyone (Minus Dragon)

2422. Making everyone mildly invonvienced (Minus Dragon)

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

2423. using relish when a sane person would use ketchup

2424 calling ketchup catsup

[NerdSandwich she/her]

2283. Tell people they are apish base-courtbat fowling apple-john baggage (shakespeare insult...)

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

2426. messing up the numbers on the thread

Edited August 25, 2025 by Clarkmon22

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

8 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

2283. Tell people they are apish base-courtbat fowling apple-john baggage (shakespeare insult...)

2427. “I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see that you are unarmed”

Edited August 26, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2285. MORE SHAKESPEARIAN INSULTS

This one is a bit much, so...

Spoiler

2286. I hath done thine mother

 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

On 8/22/2025 at 9:04 PM, ChipsAHoid said:

2415. Google translating the German to get

 “Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff which of his oral world were conscientious sheep were well-cared for and carefully protected from attacking by their greedy enemies which before the age of twelve hundred thousand years before the first man the spacecraft at night between seven and seven iridium electric motors used light as its origin of power starts its long journey between star-like seeking the space the neighborhood of the star which had habitable planets circles turn dog where the new race of understanding humanity could plant and surely enjoy life long joy and rest with no fear to attack other intelligent schopfs from the between stars”

Not...quite

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

2285. MORE SHAKESPEARIAN INSULTS

This one is a bit much, so...

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2286. I hath done thine mother

 

Oof

 

2286. Tell someone to get themselves to a nunnery

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

14 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Not...quite

Oof

 

2286. Tell someone to get themselves to a nunnery

2287. Joke's on you, I'M AN ATHEIST!

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

2287. Joke's on you, I'M AN ATHEIST!

2288. Be able to tell someone has not read Hamlet

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

2288. Be able to tell someone has not read Hamlet

2289. IM IN HIGH SCHOOL

2290. Realize you are in high school

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

2289. IM IN HIGH SCHOOL

2290. Realize you are in high school

2291. Believe this is why homeschooling is superior

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

2292. Use any form of brainrot

2293. Actually have a plague

On 6/15/2025 at 2:12 PM, ChipsAHoid said:

2265. Vegetarian chouta (credit goes to @SpartanBrigade for coming up with that on rock paper dynamite)

2266. VEGAN chouta 

2267. Walk up to somebody, cackle, and say “I have 5 wives! You can be the sixth” (actually happened to me)

I went back and saw this.

What is humanity becoming

 

2294.  Walk up to random kids and say "If you were a booger, I'd pick you first!" (sadly a true story)

[NerdSandwich she/her]

2295. Wish you were homeschooled so you could be more intelligent but realize you're already more intelligent than everyone else and say it to their faces...

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2296. Be cocky about your intelligence

[NerdSandwich she/her]

2297. Tell people they're cocky about their intelligence.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2298. Be cocky about your intelligence and tell everyone how smart you are

2299. actually be 100% correct so people cant even say your wrong (I hate these people)

[NerdSandwich she/her]

2300. Tell people that their intelligence reasoning is wrong.

[Keke They/he]

2301. BE HAPPY IM THE FIRST IN THE THREETHOUSANDS