125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

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MMCCCLXVII. Live in the Northern Hemisphere

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

2368. Not knowing Vasher's backstory

Edited August 11, 2025 by Clarkmon22

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MMCCCLXIX. Know less than 20 digits of π

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

5 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

MMCCCLXIX. Know less than 20 digits of π

2370. Know more then 10 digits of pi…

[TruthwatchingRadiant He/Him]

2371. Accidentally over explaining obscure Cosmere inside jokes to people who have no idea who Brandon Sanderson is. 
 

You have a Chull head under there?!

Edited August 11, 2025 by TruthwatchingRadiant

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

2 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

2366. Having read everything but warbreaker in the Cosmere

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

 

3 hours ago, DAVEY said:

2358. Not knowing what bluefingers is

3 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

2360. Fixing the numbers

2361. Eating whatever Bluefingers is

https://coppermind.net/wiki/Havarseth

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

2372. Having a celebrity crush on the vegan teacher

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2373. Screaming at 125257 decibels 

[TruthwatchingRadiant He/Him]

2374. Catalog 125257 shades of a color at a talent show.

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On 8/14/2025 at 9:42 PM, TruthwatchingRadiant said:

2374. Catalog 125257 shades of a color at a talent show.

2375. Releasing 125257 Shades at a talent show 

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1 minute ago, ChipsAHoid said:

2375. Releasing 125257 Shades at a talent show 

MMCCCLXXVI. Kindle Flame as your talent in said talent show

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2376. Have no talent at a talent show

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2 hours ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

2376. Have no talent at a talent show

2377. Just not having talent in general

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5 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

2377. Just not having talent in general

2378. Me 

 

2379. Brag about your non-existent talent

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1 hour ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

2378. Me 

 

2379. Brag about your non-existent talent

2830. Play the trumpet, be unable to play quarter notes in time, and claim to be better than everybody else

[Vielence She/Her]

2931:

Be insanely weird 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2382. Fix the numbers

2383. Create a shard acct specifically to hate on RoW

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

2384. Be happy that this is still around (legacy points )

2385. Have 4 knuckles on your pinky

2386. Not know a Princess Bride quote

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1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

2384. Be happy that this is still around (legacy points )

2385. Have 4 knuckles on your pinky

2386. Not know a Princess Bride quote

*gasp* It’s Elan

2387. know all the old sharders because you definitely didn’t stalk them all when you were lurking 

2388. Ok grandpa, it’s time to take your meds and go to sleep!

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

14 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

*gasp* It’s Elan

2387. know all the old sharders because you definitely didn’t stalk them all when you were lurking 

2388. Ok grandpa, it’s time to take your meds and go to sleep!

2389. Not be as old as you think I am

Uhhhhh

Wait stalk me? 

I feel like a celebrity

But like very small celebrity

Hi!

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

2389. Not be as old as you think I am

Uhhhhh

Wait stalk me? 

I feel like a celebrity

But like very small celebrity

Hi!

I know everybody…

I stalked everybody not just you

2390. Dude two years it’s ancient

By the end of the year there’s probably going to be a new generation of Sharders younger than I am

Like you’re several shard generations old

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, ChipsAHoid said:

I know everybody…

I stalked everybody not just you

2390. Dude two years it’s ancient

By the end of the year there’s probably going to be a new generation of Sharders younger than I am

Like you’re several shard generations old

I know but still

Being stalked feels good if its not like

*mimes sneaking around creepily*

Ya know?

You make me feel like an old man instead of a hooman in his prime.

I... you're right. On the shard I'm sorta old. Weird. I remember back when I was a lil chidlin who didn't understand how TLT worked at all.

2391. Speak through the crazy realizations you have

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

31 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

I know but still

Being stalked feels good if its not like

*mimes sneaking around creepily*

Ya know?

You make me feel like an old man instead of a hooman in his prime.

I... you're right. On the shard I'm sorta old. Weird. I remember back when I was a lil chidlin who didn't understand how TLT worked at all.

2391. Speak through the crazy realizations you have

2392. Have a collention of people's old pfp photos

Spoiler

oh btw were you there for the pfp shenannigans? and the cult?

Edited August 20, 2025 by Doomslug the Arcane

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1 minute ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

2392. Have a collention of people's old pfp photos

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oh btw were you there for the pfp shenannigans? and the cult?

I was, but I never really got into it

ALSO HEY THATS MY DUCK WHAT ARE YOU DOING SPORTING MY DUCK!

*pretend exhasperation*