125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[Born of Mist He/Him]

Say you like to read.

Sadly this works 99% of the time.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Born of Mist said:

Say you like to read.

Sadly this works 99% of the time.

Say you hate reading

Also very effective

[Born of Mist He/Him]

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Say you hate reading

Also very effective

No it isn't, people just do nowadays.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Born of Mist said:

No it isn't, people just do nowadays.

A large portion of them don't though

The ones who like reading just aren't the ones who are likely to be very out-and-about

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2283. Not use numbers

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2284. Express any intrest in anything school related

tried and true method.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

20 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

2284. Express any intrest in anything school related

tried and true method.

MMCCLXXXV. Return of Roman Numerals!

MMCCLXXXVI. Nisi latine loqui.

(It's Latin)

[al_lan_mandragoran]

I speak Latin! 

Well, sort of.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

15 minutes ago, al_lan_mandragoran said:

I speak Latin! 

Well, sort of.

2287. Have the Latin course cut the year you were gonna be able to take it

Spoiler

Wdym?? I’m not still mad…

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

MMCCLXXXVII. Take Latin on Duolingo anyway

 

MMCCLXXXVIII. Tell people you call others nerds as a compliment because you are very much a nerd

 

Spoiler

MMCCLXXXIX. Hide a way in a spoiler and plan to correct the next person when they get it wrong.

 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2290. Fix the numbers (even the Roman numerals were wrong)

2291. Take Latin for two years and then give up and just go fully to German

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2292. Run past a stranger, and smile and wave at them like you know them. Turn around (keep on running, you want to run past them as much as you can manage), and as you pass them, smile and wave again. Continue to do this until you are really winded. Then, flop down directly in front of them, face down, and do not react to anything until they begin to leave. Then, cling onto their legs and refuse to let go, claiming that they are your best friend who you have known all your life. Do this for about 30 seconds, then appear to lose interest and get up and stroll off like nothing happened. If any of them call the cops, do the same thing with the cops. 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

3 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

2292. Run past a stranger, and smile and wave at them like you know them. Turn around (keep on running, you want to run past them as much as you can manage), and as you pass them, smile and wave again. Continue to do this until you are really winded. Then, flop down directly in front of them, face down, and do not react to anything until they begin to leave. Then, cling onto their legs and refuse to let go, claiming that they are your best friend who you have known all your life. Do this for about 30 seconds, then appear to lose interest and get up and stroll off like nothing happened. If any of them call the cops, do the same thing with the cops. 

Those cops would cackle as they arrested you

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 minute ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Those cops would cackle as they arrested you

I quote last year’s drumline section leader on taxes

”They ain’t catch me yet”

Or my FSY (church camp) counselor 

“anything’s legal if the cops don’t find out”

2293. Quote random people all the time

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I quote last year’s drumline section leader on taxes

”They ain’t catch me yet”

Or my FSY (church camp) counselor 

“anything’s legal if the cops don’t find out”

2293. Quote random people all the time

...so wrong...but also not wrong...

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2294. Are humans organic or man made?

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, ChipsAHoid said:

2294. Are humans organic or man made?

...

I hate you for that

Spoiler

Not really, obviously 

 

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

MMCCLCIV. Sorrow in my failure to the Roman numerals of old

3 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

2294. Are humans organic or man made?

Yesn’t. The answer is yesn’t. Like the question of “do I need a -2 dollar bill?” Yesn’t

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

7 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

...

I hate you for that

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Not really, obviously 

 

Is that not the point of this thread?

2296. The number of people older than you never goes up

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2296. The number of people older than you is always decreasing

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2297. Your eraser dies because you make mistakes

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Is that not the point of this thread?

2296. The number of people older than you never goes up

2 hours ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

2296. The number of people older than you is always decreasing

MMCCXCVIII. Double up

MMCCIC. When you finally find aliens, ask them to come and invade.

MMCCC. Stall to get to MMCCC

Edited August 5, 2025 by KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2301. Miss all the cool numbers 

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

MMCCCII. Laugh at anyone younger than you when you are 7,456

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

7 hours ago, SourCandyLime said:

MMCCCII. Laugh at anyone younger than you when you are 7,456

2303. Laugh at anyone older than you when you are 7,456