125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

929: Apply for a million dollar scholarship on accident and then win it without actually submitting any essays

[Mags she/they]

930: Refuse to elaborate.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

931: Overly elaborate

[Mags she/they]

932-

Spoiler

this is me refusing to elaborate

 

Edited September 24, 2024 by J. Magi

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

933: Yap yap yap yap George Yappington III

[That1Cellist he/him]

934: kill 1/3rd of Europe

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

935: Kill half of Europe.

[Through the Living Hope]

2 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

935: Kill half of Europe.

936. Abandon this thread for months and come back to see this as the most recent post

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

937: kill all of Europe

[Lord Spirit he/him]

938: have a bee near you. 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

939: Be the bee.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

940: Bite the bee

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

941: Bite the dust

942: ride the bus

[Through the Living Hope]

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

941: Bite the dust

942: ride the bus

I understood that reference

943. Be from Ohio

[Cash67]

4 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

I understood that reference

943. Be from Ohio

Gosh dang my entire dad’s side of the family is from there. /sarcastic

I do want to go back to see them. Some of the best people I know. 
 

944. Scream in someone’s ears at random intervals 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, Cash67 said:

Gosh dang my entire dad’s side of the family is from there. /sarcastic

I do want to go back to see them. Some of the best people I know. 
 

944. Scream in someone’s ears at random intervals 

945. Scream in random intervals

946. Scream in someone's ears.

[Through the Living Hope]

6 minutes ago, Cash67 said:

Gosh dang my entire dad’s side of the family is from there. /sarcastic

I do want to go back to see them. Some of the best people I know. 
 

944. Scream in someone’s ears at random intervals 

You know the joke, right?

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

945: Don’t know the joke.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

946. Enjoy eating bees.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

947. Gossshhhh why'd we suddenly switch to colons and dashes

[Vyzkel He/Him]

948. Shrug in response to everything.

Spoiler

Example:

Person 1: Will you marry me?

Person 2: *shrugs*

 

[Cash67]

4 hours ago, Spark of Hope said:

You know the joke, right?

Yeah I know the joke. Slang strange but if it makes sense it makes sense I guess. 

[Through the Living Hope]

10 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

945: Don’t know the joke.

The joke is that people from Ohio are crazy. I’ve seen a video captioned “average trick or treater in Ohio” where someone drove a tank up to the door

Case in point, Weird Al is from Ohio 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

949; switch which symbol is used!

[Vyzkel He/Him]

950. Make everyone angry with you.