125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

I was, but I never really got into it

ALSO HEY THATS MY DUCK WHAT ARE YOU DOING SPORTING MY DUCK!

*pretend exhasperation*

2393. Storm being storming out of rep

Edited August 20, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1 minute ago, ChipsAHoid said:

2393. Storm being storming out of rep

2394. Never have reached the rep limit before

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

2394. Never have reached the rep limit before

2395. Tsk tsk stingy

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

13 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

2394. Never have reached the rep limit before

2396. Thinking I posted that

(Behold thou art a robber, and I will slay thee.)

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

19 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

2396. Thinking I posted that

(Behold thou art a robber, and I will slay thee.)

2397. Just never thinking in the first place

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

29 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

2396. Thinking I posted that

(Behold thou art a robber, and I will slay thee.)

2397. Disabling your Sun Obliterator

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 hour ago, ChipsAHoid said:

2397. Just never thinking in the first place

2399. Thinking (a dangerous pastime)

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

45 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

2399. Thinking (a dangerous pastime)

2400. My number now mwah ha ha haaaaa

2401. YESSSS RANGER’S APPRENTICE IS THE BEST

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

24 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

2400. My number now mwah ha ha haaaaa

2401. YESSSS RANGER’S APPRENTICE IS THE BEST

2400. No, it's mine!

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

2400. No, it's mine!

2403. Whacking the thief who stole the number from the original thief

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2404. Accidentally putting your IRL name in a blog post, and then multiple months later realizing your slip-up, and editing the blog post, hoping no one noticed.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

2404. Accidentally putting your IRL name in a blog post, and then multiple months later realizing your slip-up, and editing the blog post, hoping no one noticed.

2405. Not being smart enough to notice

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

3 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

I know but still

Being stalked feels good if its not like

*mimes sneaking around creepily*

Ya know?

You make me feel like an old man instead of a hooman in his prime.

I... you're right. On the shard I'm sorta old. Weird. I remember back when I was a lil chidlin who didn't understand how TLT worked at all.

2391. Speak through the crazy realizations you have

I realized the other day I've been on here longer than some people I just associate as always having been Sharders

1 minute ago, ChipsAHoid said:

2405. Not being smart enough to notice

2406. Admitting to being dumb

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

15 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

I realized the other day I've been on here longer than some people I just associate as always having been Sharders

2406. Admitting to being dumb

2407. Being that one kid who is but never admits they are

I despise those kids

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

2408. Admitting to being smart when you're actually dumb 

2409. Admitting to being dumb when you're actually smart

[Vielence She/Her]

22 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

2399. Thinking (a dangerous pastime)

2410: YES

2411: Telling people you have chronic anxiety, and then threatening to hit them with a stick in the same sentence. 

(That one works WONDERS, and the facial expressions are great)

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

4 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

2408. Admitting to being smart when you're actually dumb 

2409. Admitting to being dumb when you're actually smart

2410. …storm you stop being so wise

Edited August 22, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2411. Use IRL cussing in cosmere

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

7 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

2411. Use IRL cussing in cosmere

2412. Legitimately accidentally end up having storms be what you use when you reach a certain threshold of emotion it just is what you think of instead of smth normal. And I do this IRL. More than I’d like to admit…

Edited August 22, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 hour ago, ChipsAHoid said:

2412. Legitimately accidentally end up having storms be what you use when you reach a certain threshold of emotion it just is what you think of instead of smth normal. And I do this IRL. More than I’d like to admit…

Oh Adonalsium.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

12 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

2412. Legitimately accidentally end up having storms be what you use when you reach a certain threshold of emotion it just is what you think of instead of smth normal. And I do this IRL. More than I’d like to admit…

I find myself using rusts a lot, like "you rusting idiot!"

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

2412. not adding anything to the list after 2 whole posts

[Vielence She/Her]

5 hours ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

I find myself using rusts a lot, like "you rusting idiot!"

2413: Having an entire list of fantasy curses

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

2414: being named Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Sr

(full name Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegel­steinhausen­bergerdorff­welche­vor­altern­waren­gewissenhaft­schafers­wessen­schafe­waren­wohl­gepflege­und­sorgfaltigkeit­beschutzen­vor­angreifen­durch­ihr­raubgierig­feinde­welche­vor­altern­zwolfhundert­tausend­jahres­voran­die­erscheinen­von­der­erste­erdemensch­der­raumschiff­genacht­mit­tungstein­und­sieben­iridium­elektrisch­motors­gebrauch­licht­als­sein­ursprung­von­kraft­gestart­sein­lange­fahrt­hinzwischen­sternartig­raum­auf­der­suchen­nachbarschaft­der­stern­welche­gehabt­bewohnbar­planeten­kreise­drehen­sich­und­wohin­der­neue­rasse­von­verstandig­menschlichkeit­konnte­fortpflanzen­und­sich­erfreuen­an­lebenslanglich­freude­und­ruhe­mit­nicht­ein­furcht­vor­angreifen­vor­anderer­intelligent­geschopfs­von­hinzwischen­sternartig­raum Sr.) 

(Was a real dude)

Edited August 22, 2025 by Clarkmon22

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2415. Using proper formatting

Edited August 22, 2025 by Doomslug the Arcane