125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1567. Pointedly ignore the messed up numbers.

Edited January 22, 2025 by Vyzkel
Ninja’d

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1656: NEVER!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1569. THREATEN PEOPLE FOR DOING YOU KNOW WHAT

grrrrrr

angry

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

sdrawkcab epyt. 0751

Edited January 22, 2025 by KnightSkye

[strmblsd he/him]

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

1656: NEVER!

1655. start counting down

Edited January 22, 2025 by strmblsd
double ninjad

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

#### . . . give up

[strmblsd he/him]

156_. not know where we are anymore @Through The Living Glass helllllpppppp

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, strmblsd said:

156_. not know where we are anymore @Through The Living Glass helllllpppppp

#### not help

thou hast rejected mine help

thou shalt not receive it unless thou beggest for mercy

[strmblsd he/him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

#### not help

thou hast rejected mine help

thou shalt not receive it unless thou beggest for mercy

for mercy for mercy for mercy (said in a chant like as if a cult)

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1576. Fix the numbers

1577. Being annoyingly narcissistic 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

for mercy for mercy for mercy (said in a chant like as if a cult)

. . . no but I'll take it

1577. Fix the numbers one last time (VYZ)

Edited January 22, 2025 by Through The Living Glass

[Aeoryi she/her]

1578: Patent electricity in the UK

1579: Patent all patents, effectively creating a meta-patent 

1580: Use Cartesian coordinates on a global plane

1581: Extension cord an extension cord

1582: Use a security camera to take a selfie

1583: Pour water into a bucket to drink from the bucket

1584: Put a cone in the middle of the road and then get mad at anyone who gets within 5 meters (~15 feet) of it

1585: Calculate Air resistance in 3D kinematics

1586: Use Kelvin for temperatures in a weather report ("It's only 281K today, bring a jacket.")

1587: Use horsepower instead of Joules for measuring energy

1588: Use miles per minutes instead of kilometers per hour or meters per second

1589: Recite c (Speed of light in a vacuum)

1590: Express your weight in newtons (scientifically correct)

1591: Donate your small intestine

1592: Buy bottled water and return it to the wild

1593: Scratch a $600.00 CD, ruining it forever

1594: Speak in only lines from Shakespeare plays

1595: Speak in only lines from the Fugitive (2008) 

1596: Rename yourself Paracelsus 

1597: Paint a canvas white

1598: Indulge in modern "art"

1599: Donate 3 Kidneys and 1 liver

1600: Find 4.5 factorial 

1601: 

Spoiler

Need I say more 

Edited January 22, 2025 by Aeoryi
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[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1602. Sniff people

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1603. Sniff people then reel back in horror and say “you smell weird”, then walk away.

2 hours ago, Aeoryi said:

1588: Use miles per minutes instead of kilometers per hour or meters per second

1604. Use Burgers per Freedom

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

1605: Put these on the shelves at my local walmart

Spoiler

 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2 hours ago, DezaS said:

1605: Put these on the shelves at my local walmart

  Reveal hidden contents

 

1606. Play the eagle cry thing everywhere and constantly shout 'MURICA!!!!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

16 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

1606. Play the eagle cry thing everywhere and constantly shout 'MURICA!!!!

That classic bald eagle noises is actually the cry of a red-tailed hawk

We stole it

1607. Fact check someone on something they didn't know

Edited January 23, 2025 by Through The Living Glass

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

That classic bald eagle noises is actually the cry of a red-tailed hawk

We stole it

1607. Fact check someone on something they didn't know

Hey! I knew that!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

Hey! I knew that!

Bet Doomie didn't, though.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Bet Doomie didn't, though.

Actually I've heard that fact before but I was afraid no one else knew it and I would be too nerdy

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Actually I've heard that fact before but I was afraid no one else knew it and I would be too nerdy

Hahahaha

nerd

@Edema Rue

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

16__. forget what number we're on.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

1609???. rejoin a conversation later and act like you’ve always been there

1610.,.:”::;,’…\><!\!\:/,;:;+/*=:. revive old dead jokes that basically nobody except you finds funny anymore 

1611. sleep. just sleep. everywhere you go? fall asleep. on the bus? sleep. in class? sleep. working your 9-5 job in a factory making jars of peanut butter? slap your face right into that big tub of peanut butter and use it as a pillow while you sleep. 

. use emojis for everything , even to just repeat what you’ve just written or typed .

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1613. Shout “ATTENTION” at a war vet.

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

5 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

1613. Shout “ATTENTION” at a war vet.

That's evil.

1614. Train a flock of crows to say "run" when they beg for food.