125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

1420. Fix the numbers because i posted 1417 and vyz posted 1417.

1421. Vyz is wrong.

It was a rhetorical question

[OoklaApologist She/her]

10315: Pie someone’s face but it’s actually mercury

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1423: send someone to mercury.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

1424. pretend you have a shardblade.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1425: Actually have a Shardblade.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

1426: Deciding that attacking a guild full of magic creatures is a good idea. 

1427: make a homophobic remark to a psychic cat and her fire breathing fox girlfriend. (You're toast. Literally, you're about to be ground into bread.) 

1428: hurt the aforementioned couple infront of an action RPG protagonist. (turns out he has a soft spot for cute animals.)

Edited January 10, 2025 by Just_a_Fan

[echo74 she/her]

6 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

1415. Pie face someone but it’s actually mayonnaise 

THATS JUST CRUEL

1429. chug a whole bottle of mustard in public

Edited January 10, 2025 by echo74

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1429. Like frozen cheese

I mean cheese that's been in the freezer for a couple days

1430. Like plain cheese and ketchup

 

I have friends who like these illegal foods

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

24 minutes ago, Ookla the Doom said:

1429. Like frozen cheese

I mean cheese that's been in the freezer for a couple days

1430. Like plain cheese and ketchup

 

I have friends who like these illegal foods

I have a friend who enjoys gherkin pickles dipped in chocolate frosting. 

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

1431. Ask if they want to talk about and then join your new environmental initiative and they only have to donate money that amounts to i've bet you've already stopped reading.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

37 minutes ago, SymphonianBookworm said:

1431. Ask if they want to talk about and then join your new environmental initiative and they only have to donate money that amounts to i've bet you've already stopped reading.

I didn’t I swear!

1432. Swear like a sailor

1433. Say refrigerated cookies are better than fresh ones

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

1434. Vyz is wrong.

1435. See also 1339.

[echo74 she/her]

1436. publicly announce a fart

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1437. fart

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1438. Say it smells like flowers in here, making everyone sniff your fart.

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

1439. Reverse the sensor in an automated door, so that it stays open until someone comes in range, then it closes.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

1440. send and automatic door into a feedback loop and make it always closed.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 hour ago, KnightSkye said:

1439. Reverse the sensor in an automated door, so that it stays open until someone comes in range, then it closes.

thats genius

1441. Say a bunch of fun facts that are obviously false

 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1442. Say a bunch of grim, boring, dark, terrible, sad, angry, bad, harmful, terrible, depressing, scary, awful, appalling, boring, boring, repetitive, true facts.

1443. Use too many describing words

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1444. List all of the things you hate.

I hate lists, contradiction, repeating myself, and lists.

Edited January 11, 2025 by Vyzkel

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

1444. List all of the things you hate.

I hate lists, contradiction, repeating myself, and lists.

1445. Hate irony

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1446. Laugh at a funeral

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

1447: feed a fennec fox... to a tanuki.

1448: be said tanuki. (you're about to be disemboweled.)

1449: be said fox.

Edited January 11, 2025 by Just_a_Fan

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1450: Be constantly insisting a fox is coming (real thing my little brother does)

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

1451: Laugh at random things that you find funny but no one else does.