125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1340. Be openly homophonic during Pride Month

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6 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

1340. Be openly homophonic during Pride Month

1341: fist bump the other open homophobe. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1343. FIX THE NUMBERS

lol

morning

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

1344. Vyz is wrong

[strmblsd he/him]

1445. ignor yur Engrish teecher

Edited January 7, 2025 by strmblsd
them darnded ninjaings

[Vyzkel He/Him]

7 minutes ago, WhiteHairedDrifter said:

1341: fist bump the other open homophobe. 

Spoiler

Just in case this is serious, I’m not a homophobe

1346. Become a librarian and sort all of the books by first name instead of last name

Edited January 7, 2025 by Vyzkel
Double ninja’d

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

10101000011. V*%(%&@(!#^$(*%^@($g 

10101000100. Encrypt your messages

you can probably guess what it is

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41 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

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Just in case this is serious, I’m not a homophobe

1346. Become a librarian and sort all of the books by first name instead of last name

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Don't worry, I was joking. I'm mildly homophobic, but I have no problem with people who choose that lifestyle. I used to be more heated on the matter, but I've been trying to be more respectful and understanding. Please no hate mail.

 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1349. Make everyone you meet choose a red pill or a blue pill, but the catch is that they’re both large doses of melatonin.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

1349. Make everyone you meet choose a red pill or a blue pill, but the catch is that they’re both large doses of melatonin.

that's genius

[Vyzkel He/Him]

7 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

that's genius

I know

 1350. Be unbearably narcissistic 

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1351. Eat everybody’s lunch

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1352: Create a FUN and INTERESTING cipher. 1111858671985043633109138121637594938693270249

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

1353. Solve the cipher x=0

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1353. Pointedly ignore a person’s attempt to be your friend.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, IcedOutPenguin said:

1353. Solve the cipher x=0

1354: Explain it because someone, not callouts, clearly doesn’t understand. Convert it to base 36.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

1355. Insist that you are right and they are wrong

@SpiritOfWrath you are wrong, I am right

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1357. Fix the numbers

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, Vyzkel said:

1357. Fix the numbers

1359: actually fix the numbers (there was a problem b4 as well.)

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1360. Consistently cannonball on top of people in the pool.

[echo74 she/her]

1361. shave your head and then eat the hair

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

37 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

1359: actually fix the numbers (there was a problem b4 as well.)

THANK YOU *sigh*

okay

3 minutes ago, echo74 said:

1361. shave your head and then eat the hair

*horror*

1362. BE EXTREMELY CONCERNED

[echo74 she/her]

6 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

THANK YOU *sigh*

okay

*horror*

1362. BE EXTREMELY CONCERNED

so does that mean its working then?

1363. lick all the glaze off a glazed donut but don't eat the actual donut

[OoklaApologist She/her]

1365: Be brainwashed.

THE NUMBER 4 DOESN’T EXIST!!!! THE GOVERNMENT IS LYING TO YOU

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1365. Grr