125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[Edema Rue she/her]

On 6/7/2024 at 12:29 PM, Vyzkel Willbender said:

5’7”

437. have a body count of over 10

On 6/7/2024 at 12:30 PM, strmblsd said:

I'm 5’9”

scudding tall people T-T

451. Whisper “wanna see my bomb?”

[BlueWildRye he/him]

452. Whisper "where did i put that bomb"

[strmblsd he/him]

3 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

scudding tall people T-T

451. Whisper “wanna see my bomb?”

I'm not even that tall

[Edema Rue she/her]

19 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

I'm not even that tall

YES YOU ARE 5’9” IS SUPER TALL

453. Whisper “do you have my bomb”

[strmblsd he/him]

17 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

YES YOU ARE 5’9” IS SUPER TALL

453. Whisper “do you have my bomb”

It's not that tall tho I'm the shortest boy in my family... (But my sisters are like 5"4' or less)

[Vyzkel He/Him]

54 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

YES YOU ARE 5’9” IS SUPER TALL

453. Whisper “do you have my bomb”

I am also very short, 5’7” is very short.

454. Be Jar Jar Binks.

[Edema Rue she/her]

41 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

It's not that tall tho I'm the shortest boy in my family... (But my sisters are like 5"4' or less)

4 minutes ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

I am also very short, 5’7” is very short.

454. Be Jar Jar Binks.

Your guys’s perception is skewed…

boys

455. ONLY EVER TALK WHILE SCREAMINGGGGGGG THERE IS NO QUIET HERE AND NEVER WILL BEEEEE

[strmblsd he/him]

5 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Your guys’s perception is skewed…

boys

What's that supposed to mean!?!

[Vyzkel He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Your guys’s perception is skewed…

boys

455. ONLY EVER TALK WHILE SCREAMINGGGGGGG THERE IS NO QUIET HERE AND NEVER WILL BEEEEE

l only have friends that are taller than me(at least at school).

456. Replace all your capital I’s with lowercase L’s(here’s what it looks like, first one is i and second one is L: I/l)

[Edema Rue she/her]

457. Be short :(((

[BlueWildRye he/him]

458. Be very tall (not me though)

[strmblsd he/him]

18 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

457. Be short :(((

 

Just now, BlueWildRye said:

458. Be very tall (not me though)

How tall are you guys

[Edema Rue she/her]

I’m 5’3”. Ish. And I’m confused because that’s NOT THAT SHORT I SWEAR but I’ve never met or heard about a sharder who’s shorter than me.

[strmblsd he/him]

1 minute ago, Edema Rue said:

I’m 5’3”. Ish. And I’m confused because that’s NOT THAT SHORT I SWEAR but I’ve never met or heard about a sharder who’s shorter than me.

I just asked a random one of my friends and he said yes that's short

[Edema Rue she/her]

3 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

I just asked a random one of my friends and he said yes that's short

HE’S A LIAR

ITS AVERAGE

A V E R A G E

459. Have no height. 

[strmblsd he/him]

For a female raised in the United States, the average height is currently 5 feet 4 inches

That's what the Google says

1 minute ago, Edema Rue said:

HE’S A LIAR

ITS AVERAGE

A V E R A G E

 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

HE’S A LIAR

ITS AVERAGE

A V E R A G E

459. Have no height. 

Every single time I call my sister short that’s exactly what she says

460. Have no life(literally it’s you who avoids people like the plague)

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2 hours ago, Edema Rue said:

I’m 5’3”. Ish. And I’m confused because that’s NOT THAT SHORT I SWEAR but I’ve never met or heard about a sharder who’s shorter than me.

I'm shorter than you.

But I'm also still growing.

[Edema Rue she/her]

39 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

I'm shorter than you.

But I'm also still growing.

STOP GROWING

i’m done so if you just stop now then I’m SAVED

[strmblsd he/him]

3 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

STOP GROWING

i’m done so if you just stop now then I’m SAVED

This is funny

[Vyzkel He/Him]

461. Shrink all of your kids(iykyk)

[BlueWildRye he/him]

462. Only walk in areas where the ceiling is so low you have to crouch, so that you don't grow. Apparently.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

463. Start staring at people with really wide eyes and follow them when they try to leave.

[Lunamor she/her]

464. Constantly smile as widely as you can.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

465. Smile faintly and smugly whenever you do something so that people think you know something they don't, even though you're actually the dumb one.