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[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

24 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

 

I don't get the reference, but i guess the children (THE CREWMATES ARE HUNGRY FOR PROTEIN)

Can you tell me what exactly it is that you pretend killed your victims?

Edited November 3, 2025 by CoderDrag0n8

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

On 11/2/2025 at 10:45 PM, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I don't get the reference

Here

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I edited the second line to fit the rhythm better but this

On 11/2/2025 at 10:45 PM, CoderDrag0n8 said:

 

AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A HEARTACHE

How do you feel right now?

Edited November 4, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

invyzable

Will you eat this cookie

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Edited November 4, 2025 by Doomslug the Arcane

[Through the Living Hopper He/Him]

Absolutely not.

How did your last performance review go?

Edited November 5, 2025 by ThatOneWorldhopper

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

31 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

 

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YO THE DISCLAIMER OH MY GOSH

I HAVE THAT SAVED TO MY PHONE AND RANDOMLY PULL IT OUT AND START EXPLAINING SPIKED COOKIES AHHHHHHH

22 minutes ago, ThatOneWorldhopper said:

 

…Red^2-koala because I started speaking in half-lamp giraffe soccer to the limacine dignitary from the land of tables on the topic of war against left socks worn on the pinkie finger of the third hand on the ninth arm of the nasal cavity.

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Good luck figuring out a question for that lol that was fun to type

[Through the Living Hopper He/Him]

2 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

…Red^2-koala because I started speaking in half-lamp giraffe soccer to the limacine dignitary from the land of tables on the topic of war against left socks worn on the pinkie finger of the third hand on the ninth arm of the nasal cavity.

...I don't know if any question could make that make less sense.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

On 11/4/2025 at 4:25 PM, ChipsAHoid said:

 

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Good luck figuring out a question for that lol that was fun to type

Well duh, how could that not be obvious??

Uhhh help I need to defuse a bomb and its going off in 2 seconds which wire do I cut

 

Edited November 7, 2025 by Doomslug the Arcane

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Jesus Christ is always the answer.

Destruction or Life?

Edited November 5, 2025 by YouCantHaveMySandwich

[strmblsd he/him]

destruction because it sounds like more fun.

what is the most dangerous thing you know how to make?

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

On 11/5/2025 at 10:55 AM, strmblsd said:

 

Friends. They somehow end up less sane than I am…

Describe what you think of when you eat plastic

Edited November 17, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[NerdSandwich she/her]

yup that's true I can verify that
(skip me)

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

On 11/5/2025 at 7:32 PM, ChipsAHoid said:

Friends. They somehow end up less sane than I am…

What is the culinary texture of a chip?

crinkly

Are you a Moash lover?

Edited November 11, 2025 by Clarkmon22

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Absolutely?
Do you agree with the world on most things?

Edited November 13, 2025 by YouCantHaveMySandwich

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

#PLUTOISAPLANET

Oooo I have the best idea, let's turn the sun into a laser!!

Edited November 14, 2025 by Doomslug the Arcane

[ThroughTheLivingIlliterate He/Him]

I don't think that that would be advisable.

Should I microwave my aluminum foil?

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Probably not unless you want an explosion.

What is the most outrageous lie you can think of?

Edited November 17, 2025 by YouCantHaveMySandwich

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

On 11/13/2025 at 11:17 AM, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

 

I always look sick. I’m just that cool  

(…I had to lol)

When were you the least likely to go on a crime spree declaring yourself the destroyer of all those who oppose The Stick?

Edited December 22, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[NerdSandwich she/her]

A long long time ago-Before you showed me Sanderson

Why is the Sky blue?

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

On 11/17/2025 at 9:17 AM, Ookla the Intelligent said:

 

Double it and pass it to the next person

Hey uh do you want this senile ferret who is kinda the Dark Lord and uh he can float and thinks that he’s a wig?

Edited December 22, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

On 12/21/2025 at 9:32 PM, ChipsAHoid said:

 

Double it and pass it to the next person

Hey uh do you want 2 of this senile ferret who is kinda the Dark Lord and uh he can float and thinks that he’s a wig?

Edited December 25, 2025 by CoderDrag0n8

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

On 12/22/2025 at 1:42 AM, CoderDrag0n8 said:

 

Why are YOU blue!?

So there

*singing*

Mystery box

Mystery box

What’s inside the mystery box?

Spoiler

Look up the song lol

Edited December 25, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[Through the Living Hopper He/Him]

On 12/24/2025 at 7:42 PM, ChipsAHoid said:

 

Blood.

What's your most secret recurring nightmare?

Edited December 31, 2025 by ThatOneWorldhopper

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

On 12/25/2025 at 2:47 PM, ThatOneWorldhopper said:

 

SA book 6 comes out

Favorite scent of a wet thing?

Edited December 30, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

On 12/25/2025 at 11:00 PM, ChipsAHoid said:

 

Whitespine.

What's the ending of Wind and Truth?

Edited December 30, 2025 by Theory

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

On 12/29/2025 at 8:53 PM, Theory said:

 

tip: Delete the stuff in the quote so people can't see the original question. Like this ↑

You don't want to find out...

Who did you give all your life savings to in your will?

 

Edited January 1 by Doomslug the Arcane